Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

Jack’s a cockroach or a Twinkie. He’ll outlast us all and survive an apocalypse.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Why isn't this prick dead of COVID yet?

My guess is despite how unhealthy Jack is, his immune system isn't compromised. Maybe he takes supplements and gets plenty of Vitamin D, I don't know. I think that him not dying of Covid is more indicative of the virus not being as deadly to most people outside the high risk groups as the big pharma-government run media fear mongers about.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

The things that get Jack riled up are so bizarre. How many people actually think Thanksgiving is about the turkey and not family? I've had Thanksgivings without turkey for various reasons, no one gave a shit. It's just a tradition because it's a relatively cheap tasty bird that can feed a large gathering. And what's wrong with eating a traditional meal for traditions sake? Doesn't Jack get butthurt over Christmas not being celebrated "correctly"? Who the fuck is he to get uppity about people following another tradition?

It's pure projection. The only one with turkey on the mind is him.

 

[desudesu]

A new fat on the go has been posted.

Oh, fun fact, that tattooed hunk next to Janette is her new EMT boyfriend, Steve . I bet the fat man got a chub in his pants dining out with him. Steve doesn't look that impressed seeing the fat man shoving the camera around all over the place.

 

[Bassomatic]

Man, I gotta say watching this last on the go really made my tummy turn. I just got over some sour stomach and my mind was on that "fuck it I'd eat 6 boots" mind set. I saw the pizza and watched Jack gorge half a slice per bite and that FUCKING smug "I'm thinking and reviewing" face (that for some reason makes my blood boil to unholy levels like I want to tire iron his spine for hours on end when I see it ps sorry anonomus for stealing your rage stichk) and just lost my desire to eat.

To me it's almost funny how he tries playing off anything other than he got to eat a ton of food quickly. That's all he cares about.

Thanksgiving has to be one of the most disgusting meals at the Scarfanni house, Jack gawning on a bloody bird, Tam sr having to get up to get another cup of gravy for the man baby, JR free styling over SRs, 27th loop of "white Christmas: of the day and Tam Jr popping another button on her shirt as she becomes a more fitting size with a fresh black eye.

@Adamska, that's a shame about the game hen, aside being able to shoot them I can get them for quite a sane price, and more per /lb than turkey a single bird feeds me well and is fool proof to cook literally S&P and toss in toaster for 30 or so. It's quite a treat.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

The things that get Jack riled up are so bizarre. How many people actually think Thanksgiving is about the turkey and not family? I've had Thanksgivings without turkey for various reasons, no one gave a shit. It's just a tradition because it's a relatively cheap tasty bird that can feed a large gathering. And what's wrong with eating a traditional meal for traditions sake? Doesn't Jack get butthurt over Christmas not being celebrated "correctly"? Who the fuck is he to get uppity about people following another tradition?

When you're as fat as he is, all you can think about is food.

 

[ZipDisk]

I liked when the turkeys harassed Jack.

 

[Fatty2988]

Man, I gotta say watching this last on the go really made my tummy turn. I just got over some sour stomach and my mind was on that "fuck it I'd eat 6 boots" mind set. I saw the pizza and watched Jack gorge half a slice per bite and that FUCKING smug "I'm thinking and reviewing" face (that for some reason makes my blood boil to unholy levels like I want to tire iron his spine for hours on end when I see it ps sorry anonomus for stealing your rage stichk) and just lost my desire to eat.

To me it's almost funny how he tries playing off anything other than he got to eat a ton of food quickly. That's all he cares about.

Thanksgiving has to be one of the most disgusting meals at the Scarfanni house, Jack gawning on a bloody bird, Tam sr having to get up to get another cup of gravy for the man baby, JR free styling over SRs, 27th loop of "white Christmas: of the day and Tam Jr popping another button on her shirt as she becomes a more fitting size with a fresh black eye.

@Adamska, that's a shame about the game hen, aside being able to shoot them I can get them for quite a sane price, and more per /lb than turkey a single bird feeds me well and is fool proof to cook literally S&P and toss in toaster for 30 or so. It's quite a treat.

It's fine he only has one bite.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

This checks out the film is moody, atmospheric, and wildly uncomfortable. Not sure what feel good movie she expected.

Most likely these dumb Tennessee hicks expected something like a Michael Bay/MCU crossover.

My guess is despite how unhealthy Jack is, his immune system isn't compromised. Maybe he takes supplements and gets plenty of Vitamin D, I don't know. I think that him not dying of Covid is more indicative of the virus not being as deadly to most people outside the high risk groups as the big pharma-government run media fear mongers about.

It's the fucking Scalfanis which means I wouldn't be surprised if both Jack and Tammy got secretly vaccinated some time a go.

He's just angy that he can't hork down eighteen pounds of ribmeat down his throat and has to eat the far healthier by comparison turkey.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

It's fine he only has one bite.

One Jack-sized bite is half the slice. Add up the number of slices he had and it’s still a few whole slices worth. Even if he’s telling the truth, he’s still not eating within the diet. But he hasn’t said a word about Profile in months so he might as well just stop pretending.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

One Jack-sized bite is half the slice. Add up the number of slices he had and it’s still a few whole slices worth. Even if he’s telling the truth, he’s still not eating within the diet. But he hasn’t said a word about Profile in months so he might as well just stop pretending.

Maybe they watched his videos and sent him a cease and desist letter. Wouldn't be a first tho.

 

[Aaway]

My guess is despite how unhealthy Jack is, his immune system isn't compromised. Maybe he takes supplements and gets plenty of Vitamin D, I don't know. I think that him not dying of Covid is more indicative of the virus not being as deadly to most people outside the high risk groups as the big pharma-government run media fear mongers about.

that fat piece of shit has suffered three strokes, lost the use of his arm and has done nothing to regain its function, is diabetic and continues to shovel nothing but bbq, burgers, pizza, and fried foods down his mouth. on top of that, he gets zero exercise and spends his days on the couch except for the time he spends waddling around the kitchen filming CWJ. he'd actually have to care about his health in the first place to take any sort of supplements

and no amount of supplements or vitamin D would make any difference when someone's body is so far gone and broken. people like jack are exactly the type of people who are dying of covid. either he's already had it and lucked out with an asymptomatic case, or he's just gotten incredibly lucky so far and avoided it

 

[p1138]

that fat piece of shit has suffered three strokes, lost the use of his arm and has done nothing to regain its function, is diabetic and continues to shovel nothing but bbq, burgers, pizza, and fried foods down his mouth. on top of that, he gets zero exercise and spends his days on the couch except for the time he spends waddling around the kitchen filming CWJ. he'd actually have to care about his health in the first place to take any sort of supplements

and no amount of supplements or vitamin D would make any difference when someone's body is so far gone and broken. people like jack are exactly the type of people who are dying of covid. either he's already had it and lucked out with an asymptomatic case, or he's just gotten incredibly lucky so far and avoided it

LOL, yeah the idea of Jack taking supplements like he gives a shit about his health is damn near comical. And even if he did... what would it accomplish with all of the crap he shovels into his face? It'd be the same as seeing him chug down a 64oz diet coke while doing his multiple times a day binge eating and stating that's being healthy. And the idea that this idiot is just eating one bite(half a slice) of pizza, and then only eating the meat and cheese(for fucks sake... that's just worse I don't give a shit what kind of keto you're on) for the rest of the 10 slices he ate? Not a chance in hell.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Why isn't this prick dead of COVID yet?

Because of some goddamn twisted logic, he has somehow managed to avoid Covid even if he has been going in and out of BBQ restaurants weekly and at the same time spouting stuff on Facebook how vaccines are a fraud.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Just one bite guyz

 

[desudesu]

that fat piece of shit has suffered three strokes, lost the use of his arm and has done nothing to regain its function, is diabetic and continues to shovel nothing but bbq, burgers, pizza, and fried foods down his mouth. on top of that, he gets zero exercise and spends his days on the couch except for the time he spends waddling around the kitchen filming CWJ. he'd actually have to care about his health in the first place to take any sort of supplements

and no amount of supplements or vitamin D would make any difference when someone's body is so far gone and broken. people like jack are exactly the type of people who are dying of covid. either he's already had it and lucked out with an asymptomatic case, or he's just gotten incredibly lucky so far and avoided it

Oh you also forgot about how he constantly has kidney stones, which required the doc to extract from his micropeen and blowing out his Achilles’ tendon from a brief stroll. Also, his gallbladder exploded from the amount of shit food he was consuming. Cursed to be undying and roam the lands in search of food to quench his insatiable hunger.

Edit: Included here is an easy reference list for this zombie of a human.

Fat Jack's Fat Ailments:

1. 3 Strokes and counting (includes a mini stroke which he brushed it off)
2. Severe obesity/high cholesterol
3. Type 2 diabetes from his obvious shit diet
4. Thyroids removed
5. Gallbladder blowing out from the amount of fat he consumes
6. Blown out Achilles tendon from attending a simple walking event (required 2 foot surgeries)
7. Several kidney stones which required surgical removal, which of course he blamed it on Tennessee's drinking water

 

[salmonellajack]

He has to have been vaccinated. 100%. I can't understand how he hasn't caught it yet and he would definitely die if he did.

Maybe Mitch being in hospital and a couple of people from his church dying changed his mind and his doctor scared him.

Maybe he fakes the fact he is anti-vax to fit in with the boomer hicks at his murder church the same way he fakes being a Christian to keep Tammy, fakes being heterosexual, fakes being a TV chef, etc...

One more thing to fake is not too much of a stretch.

 

[Super Hans]

It's fine he only has one bite.

Yeah, and every guy's first time he really only stuck the tip in.

 

[desudesu]

It's fine he only has one bite.

You think Tammy and Janette seen his "I've only consumed one bite" replies? They probably witnessed him consuming the entire pie in front of them and know that he's a lying fat sack of shit.

 

[rubytintedchix]

One Jack-sized bite is half the slice. Add up the number of slices he had and it’s still a few whole slices worth. Even if he’s telling the truth, he’s still not eating within the diet. But he hasn’t said a word about Profile in months so he might as well just stop pretending.

Yeah he basically deep throats it. @TheLazyMan & my conspiracy theory is when he went in for surgery for his thyroid he slipped the doctor a twenty to do something about that pesky gag reflex.