Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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jibberjabber said:
I've seen his subreddit and I don't doubt there will be plenty of people there who feel morally justified celebrating his death for 'patreon scamming' or being such a miserable person on twitter
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I don't know, I feel like you have to actually be relevant to get that kind of reaction. Spoony hasn't done anything noteworthy in over five years. I feel like the reaction to his death will be a resounding, "Who? Oh yeah, that guy."
McSchlomo said:
I've actually never in my life heard of a/seen a black forum administrator, not even a black tranny janny.

I'm sure there are some in blm circles maybe but outside of that? When I hear forum mod/admin, I always have a white dude in my head.
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ResetEra has a pretty notorious black chick mod who LARPs as if she grew up in the hood but she actually grew up in a mostly white suburb. Also, she's a furry.
 
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I'm sad Lowtax offed himself. He was a shitty person, and maybe he didn't deserve to live if he refused to change, but a suicide is still sad. I wish he'd been able to just take the blame for his own disastrous life, reconsider how his actions affected other people, and maybe turn it around in some way, but until the last moment he was still blaming his bitch wives and hoping for vindication.
 
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Ghostse said:
That's very true. Lowtax is being used as scapegoat for all of the posters' past sins of being unwoke.
"Boy I have some posts in my history I am not proud of about niggers and faggots. But the board was a different place, it was run by domestic abuser and sex creep Lowtax, and he forced me to make those posts about Trannies not being real women. But he's dead now, so my sins against wokeology have been cleansed, I even donated to his victims. Don't worry, we won't get fooled again".
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This is actually a common line among woke types now—I assume because everyone has called someone a faggot at some point.

Oh, it's not your fault, it's the institutions' fault. You didn't get to choose the system you existed in, that's why we have to inact change at the institutional level.
 
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Something Awful said:
I'm sad Lowtax offed himself. He was a shitty person, and maybe he didn't deserve to live if he refused to change, but a suicide is still sad. I wish he'd been able to just take the blame for his own disastrous life, reconsider how his actions affected other people, and maybe turn it around in some way, but until the last moment he was still blaming his bitch wives and hoping for vindication.
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I feel sadness too. Sad that one human being could waste so much. Not only did he waste his life, he wasted every potential he ever had. He is a good example of how not to live. His blood is on troon hands. They have no empathy for the human condition and are selfish people.
 
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Croco said:
I feel sadness too. Sad that one human being could waste so much. Not only did he waste his life, he wasted every potential he ever had. He is a good example of how not to live. His blood is on troon hands. They have no empathy for the human condition and are selfish people.
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His blood is on his own hands, stop finding excuses for that worthless sack of shit. He blew his brains out as a last "fuck you" to his ex wifes and his kids. There would have been many ways to get out of his misery but that pile of KIng Size Human Shyte just was to lazy to go that way.
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
His blood is on his own hands, stop finding excuses for that worthless sack of shit. He blew his brains out as a last "fuck you" to his ex wifes and his kids. There would have been many ways to get out of his misery but that pile of KIng Size Human Shyte just was to lazy to go that way.
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That's very true. But I think the recent troon mind virus made Internet citizenry highly mentally unstable, thus indirectly hastening suicide, as seen by the 41%. If these losers get off the computer and live in the real world, they'd more likely not shotgun themself. Yes, taxman was a miserable and wretched human being.
 
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Steve Jail said:
Nah I'd do the same thing. Fuck bitches who think they can steal your money through the courts. If she can't support their kids then she shouldn't have them.

The only way out is to remove all your assets from the country, or suicide. Frankly suicide is a surer gamble.
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No that is lazy.

Instead of suicide, go live in Thailand and bang hookers with fat retired British blokes who go to retire there. Nobody can touch your money, and you can live very well on a $1/4 million nest egg (let alone the speculated $600-$900k he got from Jeffrey). And the authorities won’t bother you unless you happen to kill a bunch of ladybois. Then he could stream his burning vidya streams back home and his ex wives would be freezing their asses off in Alberta and Missouri while he buys off Thai doctors for pills.

Even if Richard was technologically stillborne at 2005 level of technological progress, he could had called in a few remaining favors and wrapped up a few hundred thousand dollars in crypto and buy a plane ticket to Bangkok then start bribing some officials. Then just fall off the face of the earth while drowning in pills, footjobs, and high calorie sweets. Sounds pretty damn comfy, it sure beats an extra 30 years in the forever box.


Dicktard took the lazy way out. He didn’t even want to have any more fun.


I just realized his mom has to go identify his body at the morgue. Ouch. I wonder if the goof troop will FOIA request the police report photos,
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
I just realized his mom has to go identify his body at the morgue. Ouch. I wonder if the goof troop will FOIA request the police report photos,
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They don't call for body identification unless there are real concerns about the deceased party's identity. If he had a drivers license, they knew the moment they saw his popped head balloon.
 
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Mullti Port RDRAM said:
They don't call for body identification unless there are real concerns about the deceased party's identity. If he had a drivers license, they knew the moment they saw his popped head balloon.
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It is Photoshop Phriday…… let’s draw Richard post an hero!

Now give me my golden manbabies


t. Never was a goon, but lurked during SA’s heyday.
 
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Sabrina said:
That, and Lowtax had saved money before the sale. Even with his retarded lifestyle and owing over $100k to the state of Missouri in unpaid taxes, there was money that existed and whatever he had while he was still married is considered his wife's legal property as well. Apparently he was originally ordered to pay $350 per month for the youngest daughter, and has been paying for his other two daughters as well and that was also revised in court earlier this year I believe. I strongly suspect that the $350 amount was based on total lies, as the court was asking for his bank statements and Rich was trying to act like he didn't have them and they could never be recovered. The judgment that caused him to end it all was when the court had settled the truth of the matter and had already garnished some money from him as he was pulling a commonly used tactic of getting rid of all of his money so his evil wife and deceitful 5 year old daughter couldn't have any. Remember he also tried the one where he didn't have income anymore because the site was sold so he couldn't pay child support either (that does not work). In the end the court determined that he owed his ex wife whatever he had left, as he had already spent the majority of HER property before we got here. Alimony payments were probably set so high @ $3500 per month for two years because he still owed her money he had already spent after the lump sum of what was in his court ordered escrow account plus much more

But I'm basically paraphrasing what Ashli told us and some of @waffle 's posts, he's the guy that has access to court records that the general public can't get.

MGTOW, cope seethe and dilate that wives have a right to their own property. Don't want this to happen to you? Don't get married. Don't have kids. Don't fuck women. Don't talk to women. Go your own way and leave women alone forever and then you will never again have a problem with women. Kiss my ass and die mad about it.
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You keep hinting at Richard having money. While you certainly have a lens into his life we never did, I think that he was broke as fuck. It may have appeared that he had means to people who do not, he was living the life of someone that was approaching financial ruin. I’m going with his mom paying the lawyers and a good chunk of the SA sale had been used to cover the debt hole he ran up before the sale.


The divorce was probably the only thing keeping the Missouri dept of revenue from breaking their dick off in Richard,


Now his kids get insurance and momtax’s slumlord money when she croaks. We should just set up placeholder accounts for his kids to use here in a decade or two. They can tell us all about growing up Kyanka….
 
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