Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[MrHoneyBadger]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[Bezmenov]

Makes no sense?! You're outta luck!

 

[Just_Somebody]

This is ridiculous. Just dismiss the charge. If the state doesn't fucking argue the case, they're done.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

I think if Kyle walks, he will just wanna put all of this behind him. If I were him, I wouldn't be looking for NRA sponsorships or keynote speaker positions.

If Kyle walks, the best ending is that he gets his bail back and fades into obscurity

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Does Lake City rebox milsurp or something? Maybe I'm just being exceptional, I just assumed that m855 would generally be more expensive thanks to its construction being a little more complex than a "plain" copper-jacketed FMJ.

Also: Hopefully ammo prices go down for you again soon... A friend of mine in Maine is constantly complaining about how absurdly hard it is to get round even today.

My understanding is that Lake City is Federal's "overflow" from military production at their Lake City factory. Either excess, or ammo that's perfectly good for civilian use but for whatever reason didn't meet mil-spec. I'm not 100% on that though.

ETA: I'm reserving my entire box of green tip for if it hits the fan. Only FMJs at the range for now. FMJs are AVAILABLE, just not cheap.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Do we have dox on their educational histories. I made a half-hearted effort before and couldn't find much, and I am feeling lazy.

The sad part is these prosecutors are representative of most; even in NYC I faced off with some real morons (which worked to my advantage) and they have to pass one of the hardest bars in the country.

 

[obsdj]

I'm starting to see how based autist blew fatty's ass out. This is like picking on a low-functioning exceptional individual.

I'm loving how the poor suffering court reporter has to REPEATEDLY beg him to slow down so she can accurately report what is being said. He's utterly spittle-flecked in these arguments and is probably about to gnaw Binger's fingers off.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I get a strong sense either Steven Crowder or My Pillow guy are going to hire Kyle for some desk office job to help him out. My Pillow Mike helped with his bail, much respect

 

[Overly Serious]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

 

[Pizza Munch]

“How is the average citizen supposed to acquaint HERSELF with the law” based

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Seethe more fatty

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

The man is a true believer. His smirk after the judge told him it wasn't a political case says it all. He knows he has the media on his side, and honestly at 66k he'll probably make more being a media personality if he so chooses. Someone mentioned his star wars pins might be to garner attention with the consoomer crowd.

Lmao he only makes $66k? No wonder he’s seething, this was his shot to potentially make, you know...high school biology teacher money.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

My understanding is that Lake City is Federal's "overflow" from military production at their Lake City factory. Either excess, or ammo that's perfectly good for civilian use but for whatever reason didn't meet mil-spec. I'm not 100% on that though.

ETA: I'm reserving my entire box of green tip for if it hits the fan. Only FMJs at the range for now. FMJs are AVAILABLE, just not cheap.

It's both

 

[TheClappening]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

To be fair, nitpicking is what lawyers have to do.

 

[karadion]

Fatty is going to have a heart attack. Schroeder's going to throw it out.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Seethe more fatty
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You know he fucking hates these side historical stories and just wants him to say yes of course fatty you’re so right

 

[obsdj]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

Agreed, I've played with that guy too. And now I want the judge to say, "Fuck it. Rocks fall and everyone dies."

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Gun charge is gonna get tossed! (I think). Fatboy is literally relying on a circular argument.

He's an idiot. A corrupt idiot.

 

[derpherp2]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

It's inaccurate slightly.
He's that guy, but with rampant autism, AND your family is forcing you to play with him, while he constantly tries to blackmail you into liking him.

And then you find his stash of animal porn.

Also, are they going to charge him with littering yet? This desperate shit is kinda getting retarded.

 

[TheClappening]

Fatty is going to have a heart attack. Schroeder's going to throw it out.

Kyle scoring a third unintentional kill would be the icing on the cake for this storm of stupidity.