Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Judge: "I pinched and zoomed my phone...and I can't see SHIT!"

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Boomer deals with text messages and omg ITS A BLUR lmao I love this guy, I want to take him and his wife to dinner.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Sometimes a blur is just a blur

 

[Bezmenov]

"The picture is very blurry"
'I agree!'

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Holy fuck the judge was so incompetent with his phone that he btfo the prosecution's argument, Kyle really does seem to have someone watching out for him

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Oh shit, that little tangent was not about nothing.

This judge is a lateral thinker, whenever he starts a weird tangent he's got a point coming

 

[Matt Damon]

AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED TO GIVE THAT RIGHT TO ME

 

[kūhaku]

Fatty.png

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Oh God did he just argue that he took a picture wrong? He literally did it right. Dear god that "WHAT" was gold.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Niggas 75, he aint gonna be around forever

Now don't get the wrong impression imps I might be past my peak but I'm far from 75--still I will remind you whippersnappers:

The only way to avoid getting old is to die (Rosenpedo and Uberphile got that covered eh?)

Now-get off my lawn!

 

[Pizza Munch]

Kraus: ITS CLEAR FROM THE PHOTO
Judge: photo is blurry
Kraus: ITS CLEAR FROM THE VIDEO

 

[LazloChalos]

I wonder if he simply has to wait for his screenshots to load and they are only blurry because it is simply zoom-out compression.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

when a Boomer moment saves your life

 

[Jasper2K]

Uh oh fat ass might sperg out

 

[Feline Supremacist]

jfc Fatty needs to stfu, i can't imagine what its like to have to be around his whinging

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I love Schroeder getting into a story and nobody knowing where he's going but then he attacks like a viper.

 

[Michael Janke]

AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED TO GIVE THAT RIGHT TO ME

in this case, the two men that died should have been forgotten.

 

[karadion]

Fatty shut the fuck up... You lost.

 

[Aria]

We have THREE entire low quality pieces of evidence!

 

[Ethereal Eye]

>Fatty is trying to restrain his frustration
KEK, let him fucking chimp out