Did you take psychology?
I agree, but what stood out to me about this tweet was the specification that his imaginary lover be someone he "just met".
Kevin doesn't dilate and Amhole heals shut again
kevin's amhole revision is cancelled by the surgeon and his resulting chimp out rivals rioley storm
IIRC some people called him out on his e-begging, the "I need $300 for a new pair of boots for mxtress" incident comes to mind. The key difference is Kev being a poputroon with a lot of clout so he can shrug those attacks off while mythical Irish hero Lughaid Domhnall Ó Ghágliaírdhe is just another habitual grifter in a sea of habitual grifters, one without any real supporters or paypigs.
I think the term he used was that he "never got used to anal", I'm not sure we've ever had a confirmed status on his anal virginity but I'm sure he's tried it. A more learned Kevologist may be able to confirm or deny though.
"Never got the hang of anal" was the exact wording.
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This is what Penny would do if he cared about saving money, cared about all the ranchers contributing, and thought that the ranch was an unsafe place for someone to recover from complex surgery. It's also something he could do if he could get all the other ranchers to listen to him.
I think Phil legit likes Kevin for some reason. Paul not so much. And with Paul gone (for the moment anyway) I think Kevin is safe.
Powerlevel: I used to have a friend who was a furry and fetishist who eventually trooned out (pour one out for this ex-homie). He also could never draw boobs right in his fur-art. Like you spend hours a day looking at pictures of naked boobs, why can't you figure it out?
Kevin having a serious, debilitating, long term health issue would be hilarious though, especially if he was bedridden. Then he would be getting fatter at an even faster rate than he already is, his lies about having hot, steamy, slutty sex woud be even more obviously untrue and Kevin becoming a whiny, manchid pillhead would produce so much opioid laced milk.
I wouldn't be so sure, Kevin has a considerable following of twitter trannies, when they first started larping as being under attack by Earl and his Coloradoan Caucasian Combat Crew it was probably a twitter tranny that brought their larp to the attention of the leftoids of Reddit, which resulted in them acquiring a great deal of grift bucks. Twitter trannies have a habit of completely un-personing anyone even remotely accused of anything they consider to be heinous, es-fucking-specially "Abuse". All Kevin would need to do in order to bring down the tranch is cry to his twitter followers about how his abusive, manipulative, sexually exploitative, gaslighting partners and "friends" kicked a disabled Trxns Womyn out of her home and made her homeless while recovering from a gender affirming and LITERALLY LIFE SAVING BECAUSE SHE'S SOOOOOOO DYSPHORIC surgical procedure.
