Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Ghostse said:
Exit bag. Or do a flip; Tie a proper noose and look up the height/weight tables for a proper drop length.

Or at least go out like a legend:
Get your razor-sharp Hanzo Steel blade and put in across and open window a few stories above a busy sidewalk.
Put your arms around blade and have the sharp end facing your neck.
Super glue the palms of your hands to your temples.
Now jump out the window. The blade will decapitate you, but your head will remain glued to your hands. It'll look like you ripped off your head.
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Won’t your Hanzo steel blade cut your hands off too? I feel like this plan hasn’t been executed properly.
 
Ghostse said:
Exit bag. Or do a flip; Tie a proper noose and look up the height/weight tables for a proper drop length.

Or at least go out like a legend:
Get your razor-sharp Hanzo Steel blade and put in across and open window a few stories above a busy sidewalk.
Put your arms around blade and have the sharp end facing your neck.
Super glue the palms of your hands to your temples.
Now jump out the window. The blade will decapitate you, but your head will remain glued to your hands. It'll look like you ripped off your head.
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Should have gone for the high score tbh. Very sad. Many such cases
 
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JustStopDude said:
America requires parents to pay for childcare. There is no public childcare option until the kid is like six years old.

So even if you have a full time job as a single parent, you are losing the majority of it to daycare. Daycare is absurdly expensive in the US.
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Alimony is outright abolished in many jurisdictions and on life support in those that still respect it. The general legal principle is you should get a job and pay for your own life. Alimony really only has a justification if one spouse did something like cut short their education or career to support the other while the other was getting a doctorate or some shit. Then it's reasonable that the spouse who dedicated themselves to raising the children or whatever get compensated when they split up.

Otherwise it's just really bullshit and you should not be obligated to support your deadbeat ex.
 
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Lowtax was the sort of piece of shit family court should fuck over and keep away from his children. Sure family court is biased in favor of women, this bias is a traditional one, and people whine that it doesn't have a place in todays fagged up globohomo world where men aren't real men any more.

The bias makes sense, as the great Louis CK once said
How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We’re the number-one threat! To women! Globally and historically, we’re the number-one cause of injury and mayhem to women. We’re the worst thing that ever happens to them!
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Lowtax was the worst thing that happened to all of the women in his life, his daughters, his ex-wives, even his mother.

He burned cash with delivery bespoke cookies, hookers and fucking mobile game pay to win bullshit to prevent the money from falling into the evil clutches of ..... his children and the women he knocked up.

Only people who did well in this were the damn lawyers, as per usual. Fuck his mother too.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
It is definitely not. You blow your eardrums out and get to lie there on the floor for a minute thinking about what you did. Plus I've seen way too many patients in the emergency department fuck it up.
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Lol imagine hating yourself enough to shoot your head, but being so bad that you don't even manage to end your life.
I mean, it probably sucks to have to live with only half a head afterwards, but the self esteem is surely a bit low after that.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
Well what's most surprising to me is that Lowtax pulled a Kurt Cobain.

There are, like, more noninvasive ways to kill yourself. What's iron sulfide and hydrochloric acid in an enclosed room do
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd use multiple methods to ensure the job got done, but hydrogen sulfide doesn't seem like a foolproof plan and it could kill other people who find your body.
WendyClitlock said:
Except when you somehow don't die.
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Happy Fish said:
Kinda hard to think when your brain is jelly, or so I've read
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Humans are big animals so that's why you don't use birdshot and you make sure the gun is angled correctly.
 
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White Devil said:
Too much of a chance to fuck it up with firearms and just be a vegetable.
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If you hit the brainstem you're pretty much guaranteed success. To do that, you aim upwards towards the roof of the mouth, angled somewhat backwards. There are diagrams, and there's really no excuse for getting it wrong. If you actually care about your loved ones, you should set it up so it's an EMT or other first responder type who gets to find the mess, because nobody wants to see that shit if you're a loved one.

Granted, much like Dickard, if you end yourself this way, you probably don't actually have loved ones, because you are an absolute piece of shit.
 
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