LIVE YAY
Friday 12 November 2021
Lie #1:
Chins hasn't gone live because she's just been "living her life." She doesn't
have a life.
Lie #2:
Chins missed us. If she was just at home living her life, there was nothing to stop her from going live. So she either wasn't home, or she didn't miss going live.
Lie #3:
She was home all day, sleeping. Whereas the rest of the stream she spends STARING at the camera even whilst stuffing her face, she has her eyes down during this and all subsequent statements and refuses to take her eyes off her food.
Lie #4:
She will make homemade pootsin. Nads will make HOMEMADE POOTSIN HIS WAY.
Lie #5:
She meant to order groceries, but she fell asleep. As lazy and lethargic as this bitch is, sleep will always be subservient to her appetite. She did not order groceries, but not because she was sleeping.
Lie #6:
She's supposed to go to therapy this week. She mentioned this earlier in a recent stream, then immediately contradicted herself by stating that she needed to make an appointment.
Lie #7:
She's going to make an appointment for next week. Chins isn't actually in therapy, SO!
Lie #8:
She's heartbroken and trying to get over it. It isn't over. Duh.
Lie #9: "
Let's just beeze." This is a mini-lie. What she means is, "Shut up and stop asking me uncomfortable questions."
Lie #10:
She got her edibles. Or she didn't get her edibles. Or no, she definitely got her edibles. It's really important that people know she got her edibles, guys, because that's definitely what she's on. Edibles. Yes.
Lie #11:
"I can't talk about it." What she means is, if she talks about it, she'll get the broom. SO!
Lie #12:
She wants to message her aunt about something.
Lie #13:
She's gonna check her messages for Jamie. That may have been the least sincere statement she's ever made. She could barely get out the member's name before moving onto another thought.
Lie #14:
She's depressed, that's all. Just quiet and depressed. Nothing to do with the fact that Nads is single and on his own on a Friday night, whoooooo! She loves beezing with you guys.
Lie #15:
It's awesome that Peetz has a girlfriend. First, he doesn't, and second, she will be the one to leave Peetz, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Lie #16:
She got chills. It's Canada in the middle of November and she's got the AC cranked, guys, she's just so
chilly. It is freezing in this house! Brrrrrr!
Lie #17:
She's never eating at Red Lobster again.
Lie #18:
She's proud to have Ronald as a beezer. I'm not even sure she's aware that poor Ronald exists. I'm not even sure she knows what planet she's on.
Lie #19:
She's gonna go, guys.
Lie #20:
She didn't watch FFG and Shannon's stream from last night, and won't watch it. There are a lot of videos shes missed that she'll have to catch up on now that she has more time. So which is it--are you not gonna watch it, or do you need to get all caught up on them?
Lie #21:
She has more time now that they've broken up. They haven't broken up. She will have less time now, with all the extra conditions he'll put on her.
Lie #22:
She might be back later, you guys.
Lie #23:
She's depressed. She doesn't want to be live. This bitch is fucking
manic, joking and giggling like a fat little toddler. She can't even arrange her face to appear bummed out, let alone really, really depressed. She's not going to Naddy's; just wants to lie here, she
swears. Giggle giggle giggle.
Lie #24:
She's numb. Which is it, Chinny--are you horribly depressed and sad and upset, or are you numb?
Lie #25:
She has to go silence the smoke alarm. She'll do no such fucking thing. It doesn't have a dick, so why would she pay it any mind?
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I just want to add how odd her normally massive paw looks next to her gigantic head. She looks like a living caricature.
Edited so as not to shit up the thread:
@Brave Pizza Crumb: She got "chills" reading Heather D's comment.
I think she got chills as she was reading this comment. I don't think her chills had anything to do with what she was reading. She's on some mad drugs in this stream--the ones that make her cold.