11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

[Cydonia]

Who's he trying to kid. Ethan doesn't give a fuck and all the money he gets from it goes straight into alcohol, bets with negative expected value, and $85 "steaks".

 

[MeltyTW]

It's up for me but this is fraud.

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He's materially misrepresenting this campaign. The money goes into his pocket. It is not being held by a trustee, such as an attorney. He claims that it's going "directly" to a lawyer, but it is not.

btw Ralph's fans are the biggest cucks in the world.
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boo its up again so pig can scam a new shitty lemon mobile.

 

[Elbe]

F to pray.

 

[High Tea]

He'll spend half on the attorney and pocket the rest. He's praying his paypigs won't pay attention.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Afterwards, she took it upon herself to make up a fake story about my driving. I responded with a true story about her and now I am facing another legal action on a restraining order she sought. Keep in mind that I live in Virginia and she lives in California. This is based on a tweet of mine.

LOL I'd love to see the Tweet in question on a Christian website,



Fucking gunt. The "Christ is King" performative religiosity just rubs me the wrong way. Ethan can't even say he sins six days a week and rests on the Sabbath, his entire degenerate life gives offense to any religious principles. But he's willing to meme it up.

 

[High Tea]

Gunt crying about it on his tele

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He admits he hasn't hired an attorney yet

 

[Hammersmith]

He'll spend half on the attorney and pocket the rest. He's hoping his paypigs won't pay attention.

Who are we kidding. He’ll pocket all of it and try to write the case himself, wigger-style.

 

[MeltyTW]

anyone have the links to the court cases that are decidedly not about child custody?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Also liked how he claimed he totally almost literally died in that car crash.

 

[Sam Losco]

He's added this to the campaign text:

UPDATE: I'm already getting threats as a result of this post. I will note that the photograph of my son was sent to me by his mother (as were other numerous photos) making it my personal photograph. We were in contact daily throughout the pregnancy and during and immediately after his birth.

As his father, it is my right to post his photograph and I'll be happy to add that to the list of things to fight on, if need be.

 

[Least Concern]

So in the last few months, this homie has spent money on:

• Brand-name man-purse
• Overpriced steak dinner
• Multiple trips to Vegas
• Sports betting
• Lots of booze

And that's just the things he's bragged about. The drugs aren't free either but at least he's not bragging about those yet.

Now a GoPayPigMe to be able to see his kid. Nice to know where his priorities lie.

If we see this idiot brag about going to Vegas or betting on a handegg game at any point in the near future, he needs to be nailed to a cross… just like his kang.

EDIT:

I will note that the photograph of my son was sent to me by his mother (as were other numerous photos) making it my personal photograph.

lol yeah that's how copyright works homie. Way to leave this campaign open to easily being shut down.

 

[pensiveniglet]

Afterwards, she took it upon herself to make up a fake story about my driving. I responded with a true story about her and now I am facing another legal action on a restraining order she sought.

"True story about her" = "Her pussy was loose"

All receipts and updates will be opnely posted here

Editor in chief can't proofread

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

Looks like the gayduh gamer cashed out his entire 401k to donate to gunt's gambling attorney fund:

A friend in (s)need is a friend indeed.

 

[Least Concern]

"True story about her" = "Her pussy was loose"

I get annoyed when I'm reminded of this because we know the Gunt has a below-average peen (this also being information that Ralph has unnecessarily disclosed about himself), and that's not helped by the massive gunt. I'm sure this has been brought up elsewhere, but I can't help but wonder if it's less of a case of a hot dog down a hallway and more a case of a cocktail weenie in a normal hot dog bun.

 

[Haru Okumura]

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[Heavy Rainfall2]

On one hand I'm glad he's not going to actually try to get custody but on the other hand it's pretty cunty to use your kid for booze/gambling money

 

[Teatron]

So, Ethan Ralph has officially reached "Baked Alaska" levels of godlessness. Following this train of events, next up is a spectacularly failed court case, followed by a sentence and prison time. I'll pray to that.

 

[Hex Cat]

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That faggot better keep to his word

 

[The Big Dream]

Tangentially related, but early in my career I worked in Customer Care and there was one lady who was threatening to sue us over some dumb shit her daughter did on our property (tl;dr she passed out while drinking, was only discovered the next day).

She said she wouldn't sue if we gave her and her two daughters $500 each to go to the Casino and "de-stress'" I refused that excellent offer, after which she spent thousands on lawyer fees before not proceeding with the case, something I told her not to bother with.

What I'm saying here is Ethan, if you ever want to ditch Pantsu, I've got the number of your perfect match. #GriftersGriftTogether

 

[Procrastinhater]

Because of course he is.