Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 735 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,033 40.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 655 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.5%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 306 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,565
So since these remasters are ungodly piles of shit, what are everyone's opinions on the best way to experience each of these three games? XBox/PS2 emulation? Old pc ports with certain mods?
Pc port with mods. I would recommend for sure getting silent patch for all 3 games, then after that mod the game however you want, or just leave it alone. Silent patch is a requirement though as it fixes a ton of the issues created by rockstar back when they ported the games in the early 2000s, and stuff caused by running 20 year old games on modern PCs.
 
i'd never thought I see the day where this is real:
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I'm assuming the answer is no, but did they add bigfoot?

GG really does live rent-free in your head, doesn't it?
It lives rent free in modern western developers heads, almost everything they do is to distance themselves from the perceived "Gamer Gate" type of gamers, like the Saints Row reboot.

This is amazing, making billions off of shark cards for 3 console generations and the first actual non-DLC thing they have to release in years turns out to be a broken remaster of a game that already had a functional remaster.
That's one of the bitter ironies is when these companies make shitloads of money from something easy like that, it doesn't free them up to make riskier, more innovative games, it makes them become lazy and creatively bankrupt.

Grand Theft Auto V is the most successful thing in entertainment history and now they're putting out literal shovelware tier garbage like this remaster, stop and let that sink in.
 
So uh have any game journos given this pile of shit 8s and 9s in their paid adverts reviews yet? Was hoping to laugh at some obvious shills but maybe R* decided to ride this one on the name and nostalgia alone.
 

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Guess Rockstar fans can’t handle criticism.

Archive at the moment is not working for me for the time being, but I suspect that videos like these are being mass downvoted because they’re smaller channels, and ignoring real constructive criticism like this in favor of listening to their favor e-celebs and YouTubers just tell them this “remastered trilogy” is good just because.
 
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