Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Imagine if the troon had that realization formed in his mind - he'd join the 41% in a week. No wonder people like that are invested in distancing themselves from reality, either by compulsive irony or by fanatical SJW ideology.

All I have to say is wow. You are a dude with a 2014 account, and have literally made 27 posts. You are some kind of goddamn genius. Semper Fidelis, bitch.

 

[Happy Fish]

If it’s already been discussed, can someone link me to the post on who found his body? I’m wondering if it was mommy dearest

It was probably his poor fucking doggo in the video and the cops after whoever heard the gunshot and the barking dog

 

[NyQuilninja]

Rest in peace king of speds

 

[spinal gas chamber]

It was probably his poor fucking doggo in the video and the cops after whoever heard the gunshot and the barking dog

And what do you think happened to the doggo in that video? Fuck, now I’m MATI and would sticker myself with it if I could.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Is he still dead?

 

[Brazen Wanker]

He's just resting. Forever.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

This is the only thing I disagree with. Uwe Boll doesn't hate him. Uwe Boll remembers him only as a dude whose ass he thoroughly kicked for talking shit about him.

Exactly, all the others who were invited had declined and Lowtax was stupid enough accept and retarded enough to continue on through with it, it was taken completely as a joke by Kyanka. Uwe couldn't possibly hate Rich as much as being inferred here because Lowtax literally brought joy to Mr. Boll and, even further, breathed life into Uwe's popularity/relative infamy (Mr. Bolls infamous films were never really made with a paying audience in mind lol- he just got rich german assholes to give him money to make the films for tax write-off purposes). Uwe would not have wanted it any other way.

I'd wager the only regret Uwe has in any of this was that it didn't happen twice

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

And what do you think happened to the doggo in that video? Fuck, now I’m MATI and would sticker myself with it if I could.

Dog probably goes to the shelter unless it got a taste of Lowtax blood then it has to be put down.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know 70 year olds that look younger than he does there

Opioid abuse + alcohol abuse takes a toll

 

[Mikoyan]

Dog probably goes to the shelter unless it got a taste of Lowtax blood then it has to be put down.

If the dog got enough, the combined pill load of Rich's blood would do the job for them.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

It upsets me that there is a non-zero chance that dog ate some of the gas station jerky

 

[Mendicant]

It is fucking hilarious that in retrospect Lowtax was supporting the troon takeover of SA. He wanted it to happen.

I guess there isn't anything more zany than showing up to work as a fat guy in a dress and expecting to use the woman's washroom.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

It is fucking hilarious that in retrospect Lowtax was supporting the troon takeover of SA. He wanted it to happen.

I guess there isn't anything more zany than showing up to work as a fat guy in a dress and expecting to use the woman's washroom.

He didn't want it to happen, he was just stupid and lazy and hated confrontations.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Dog probably goes to the shelter unless it got a taste of Lowtax blood then it has to be put down.

That was a rhetorical question, you’re autistic and I’m still MATI.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Fucking lowtax is so lazy he couldn’t even be arsed to die quickly after delivering his fatal blow.

For what it’s worth, the 5.7x28 is going to behave like a normal pistol round. I’m guessing the overpressure took a giant chunk out on the back end. But I really don’t want to get into ballistic autism here. But the 5.7x28 even out of a pistol, is not going to behave like a pistol round.


I’m really disappointed that he didn’t try some goof troop round like .51 Gyrojet and then not die because it leaves the barrel at 25fps, but proceeds to burn his house down on top of him.

I will get into the ballistics autism. 5.7x28mm is overpriced .22 mag. It likely poked a hole and he had an immensely painful seizure before finally succumbing to his wounds minutes later.

 

[Mendicant]

He didn't want it to happen, he was just stupid and lazy and hated confrontations.

It is a testament to how fucked up Lowtax was that this sentiment - thinking that he was just stupid, lazy and unconfrontational instead of actually twisted - is de mortuis nil nisi bonum.

 

[Reef-Raze]

Lowtax is just another meek manchild terrified of conflict, he just was cursed with the talent of being kinda funny.

 

[Mendicant]

I will get into the ballistics autism. 5.7x28mm is overpriced .22 mag. It likely poked a hole and he had an immensely painful seizure before finally succumbing to his wounds minutes later.

He chose almost exactly the wrong cartridge to end his own life. Even in suicide he was a total fuckup.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

He didn't want it to happen, he was just stupid and lazy and hated confrontations.

Not true. Around December 2019 he explicitly stated that he would rather have a forum full of looney troons than... normal people, I guess? Anyway, that was what finally got me to log out of the forums for good (I've gone back two or three times since to look around for a few minutes, and I'm glad I left).

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

The question I have is has anyone contacted King Reol for his take?