He also said (paraphrasing) that people who fuck with children would be better off having killed themselves beforehand. And this is coming from the guy that you'd literally still have to deal with if you killed yourself beforehand.
11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.
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Call me crazy but maybe if he didn’t go to Vegas 3x in a month, and maybe if he hadn’t made a second baby he can’t afford, and burn every bridge he’s ever had, and maybe if he’d just put some effort into repairing his relationship with the Vickers for his son’s sake, maybe he wouldn’t be reduced to ebegging. It’s a new low. Comgrats, you fat faggot.
I suspect this is just a way to say ‘look, I made an effort’. Pathetic.
I suspect this is just a way to say ‘look, I made an effort’. Pathetic.
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"Hnnnnn *shart* aw shit"
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Ulamog did nothing wrong
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Lmfao not a fucking chance. His own words from his telegram. It would be a shame if he were lying...
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To establish paternity in CA costs a filing fee of $435, but if you are a broke wigger like Ralph you can even get that fee waived its free.
There is zero reason he needs to do a fundraiser except to try and scam money because his fat ass is broke.
There is zero reason he needs to do a fundraiser except to try and scam money because his fat ass is broke.
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Lol he's gonna file himself first?
Is ralph even gonna hire an attorney or is he gonna do some brazen fraud like a true ralphamale
Is ralph even gonna hire an attorney or is he gonna do some brazen fraud like a true ralphamale
ddlloo
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This is an extremely promising arc. The writers hired this year are really earning their pay.
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It astounds me how deep in the shit he can go without having that horrifying realisation of 'Oh my god, I'm fucking up my life.'
Like, if I woke up in Ethan's shoes, I'd kill myself by lunch time. What a horrible existence that he perpetuates at every step. Can't wait for this latest stunt to somehow create more charges.
Like, if I woke up in Ethan's shoes, I'd kill myself by lunch time. What a horrible existence that he perpetuates at every step. Can't wait for this latest stunt to somehow create more charges.
100 dollars to mexico lol
lol hes filing for paternity? enjoy few to no visits and child support pig, but hey you can take a selfie and own the alogs by even further ruining your own alleged sons life.
ah nvm hes going to claim his payment was rejected because hes a literal cuckold, it was lost in the mail ignore the 10k of booze in the closet its a coincidence
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$190 so far on the first day. Too bad viewer bots can’t donate.
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$10,000!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
The KingofPol troll donation was funny, but his edit of it was even funnier.
I thought Ralph said he wasn't going to fight for his kid? That his kid was going to seek him out when he's older.
Did something happen recently? Or did that car accident reconnect his brain.
The KingofPol troll donation was funny, but his edit of it was even funnier.
I thought Ralph said he wasn't going to fight for his kid? That his kid was going to seek him out when he's older.
Did something happen recently? Or did that car accident reconnect his brain.
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He’s scamming for car money or his revenge porn case.
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^ Yes. As if the kid would get a penny.
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- Says the money is going to his lawyer in the GoPayMe
- Says the money is directly going into his wallet to own the haters???
- Has not shown one attempt at how he's been kept from his son or his attempts to reclaim his paternity.
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I was hoping the prayers get posted too but guess they just go to Ralph? Hope he finds strengths from all of our prayers, cos he sure as shit isn't getting to 10k in donations.
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christian branded products make the same amount of cash as the alt-right products do AKA its a myth kikes hype up so the stupid goyim can cope and believe the pious among them are just as greedy and degenerate as they are. I once listened to christian radio a few weeks back, and from what the DJs said not only was barely anyone listening, their set up is so low cost they really are barely hanging on. begging for donations and what not. And i'd believe them 100% because you rarely see Christians doing that gallows humor and any station manager worth their shit wouldn't let that fly, especially mid-morning.
hell they basically advertised an IPad giveaway with "we have so few callers you probably will get it if you call" and "You're literally just competing with ex-employees 'friends' for these products" Which again, is something you wouldn't be allowed to say on most radio stations so few the Christian one to go full GenX-sardonic humor should be extremely telling.
its not a story the kikes would tell you,it's a nazi legend
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He should have started with this first.
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There’s at least one prayer there for his triumph over the Birther with the loose teen pussay
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I can't help but quote from my copy of the Book of Mormon here (Take note Woozuh!)
Alma 39:3-5
"And this is not all, my son. Thou didst do that which was grievous unto me; for thou didst forsake the ministry, and did go over into the land of Siron among the borders of the Lamanites, after the harlot Isabel. Yea, she did steal away the hearts of many; but this was no excuse for thee, my son. Thou shouldst have tended to the ministry wherewith thou wast entrusted. Know ye not, my son, that these things are an abomination in the sight of the Lord; yea, most abominable above all sins save it be the shedding of innocent blood or denying the Holy Ghost?"
Tl;dr being a deadbeat dad and revenge pornographer is nearly as bad as being a murderer or apostate/blasphemer in the eyes of God
It would be funny if everybody just starts tweeting out at Ethan different scriptural verses from different world religious texts that more or less confirm he's a piece of shit and the "Christ is kang" grift is a LARP of the highest order
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Where's the crowdfunder for his vasectomy?