Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Horses are not even native to this continent FFS. They were brought here by Europeans. The ones the indigenous population had were either traded for or stolen from them. There are no wild horses in Virginia then or now. There are some managed herds of wild living descendants of domesticated European ponies living far from mel off the Eastern coast,, Every time this cunt with legs breathes she gets dumber. Goddamn.

Horses have always been in North America, so were camels at one time. However they went extinct sometime around 11000-15000 years ago. It wouldn't be until the 1500's when North America would see horses again.

 

[talk talk talk]

Do we know whether Smelly offers the appropriate sacrifices to YAHOOEY?

 

[Toasty]

Horses have always been in North America, so were camels at one time. However they went extinct sometime around 11000-15000 years ago. It wouldn't be until the 1500's when North America would see horses again.

Somehow I doubt that mel's hypothetical people were harnessing up those particular early mammals lol. Then again who knows. Those people were probably also speaking perfect Hebrew too.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Somehow I doubt that mel's hypothetical people were harnessing up those particular early mammals lol. Then again who knows. Those people were probably also speaking perfect Hebrew too.

They saw it as a food source despite the fact they were what we call "modern" horses. First time horses were ever domesticated were around Kazakhstan. They were both milked and ridden 5000 years ago.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Do we know whether Smelly offers the appropriate sacrifices to YAHOOEY?

No. She doesn't give anything, she only takes

 

[LadiosSopp]

@TamarYaelBatYah

You obviously didn't read what I wrote.

Keyword that you missed: NATURAL WORLD.
Do I live in a natural world? No

You could, but you won't. Because those creature comforts that you're condemning are just too good to give up. You hypocrite.

 

[super thug]

Show your dick size by tracing it on paper or otherwise, you're just compensating for a micro penis with all your huffed up talking!

Why are you now so suddenly focused on my cock? You want to see an outline of my cock? It's not much of a "dick", it's more of a "cock". lol. Why would you want to see something like that? you say it's for one reason, but I think it's for another. You wanna see if you can fit it in your mouth? You wanna think about how much it could stretch you and fill you? You want to meditate on the delicious weight of it, filling your nether regions, sending you helplessly over the edge?

It's really not that big relative to my body, but my body is proportionate and I'm well above average size. So to a woman, well... this thing would cover up about half your face if I was hard and resting it on your face. You said you really like that, right? Being under a hard cock like that?

I can't even slide this thing all the way into a vagina on the first insertion. I gotta work it a bit, after 5-10 mins then I can go all the way in. The pussy expands and whatnot as arousal increases, if you want the autistic explanation. The first thrust I always bottom out, which is why it must be done slowly. On some troon thread, a woman was posting about how uncomfortable "bottoming out" is for women, it's very uncomfortable/painful for men too. If you're fucking a guy that keeps slamming his cock into your uterus, you picked somebody that thinks harder and faster = better. No, no, no.. He's hurting himself for your "pleasure" and he has no idea what the fuck he's doing. You're going to have to train him if you want him to get better.

Do you think I'm more of a grower or a shower? Just how much time do you spend thinking about my hard, throbbing, glistening penis?

Hey marshall, your stinky bag lady is wanting to see life-size illustrations of my cock. How do you feel about this? Didn't she once say something like only illustrated porn is acceptable in her goofy bubble world? This is even weirder than when she was trying to discover Deadpool's masturbation habits. Am I wrong?

Abuse really turns a broken girl like you on, huh? Sadly, I don't think I could abuse a normal person, much less someone that I love. It'd never work out with us, Smelly. Plus, I'm taken. Are you tired of riding on that fat, shapeless blob? God, can you even imagine the sounds?! ugh. The sounds of two fat speds fucking and moaning and shit. I'm imagining it sounds like the gunts softly clapping and the sound of someone slowly stirring a pot of kraft mac and cheese. Wait, no, velveeta! Ugh...

I bet you just want Null and I to spit roast you, huh? You just wanna get dicked down hard by two autists that, strangely in current year, might pass more for "real men" than the trash you normally fuck? We could get Hardin in on it too, I bet? lmao, can you imagine?! We'd all die terribly and mysteriously like the people who opened king tut's tomb. Reality would implode. It'd be the completion of The Merge. The Singularity. An event horizon in reality itself. God would actually show Its terrible face.

Maybe smelly just wants to be held down and fucked til she can't hear no more? She just wants the right guy that can tame her? Not dominate, no one ever wants to be dominated. Some people are just looking for the right person to surrender to. Isn't that true, smelly?

Melinda, you truly disgust me, but I love stabbing at that broken brain of yours. Marshall, you might want to go make sure that your nasty bag lady is keeping both hands on the keyboard. I bet she cums at this next part:

kill yourself, you fucking trash.

Zip code. I'm thinking May or April. How's that work for you?

 

[Toasty]

They saw it as a food source despite the fact they were what we call "modern" horses. First time horses were ever domesticated were around Kazakhstan. They were both milked and ridden 5000 years ago.

Yes, fully aware of all that, I'm talking about indigenous Americans in Virginia or pioneer people just nabbing themselves a mythical free wild horse from the imaginary population of free wild horses that have always been here just waiting around.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, fully aware of all that, I'm talking about indigenous Americans in Virginia or pioneer people just nabbing themselves a mythical free wild horse from the imaginary population of free wild horses that have always been here just waiting around.

Maybe spirit horses, though I don't recall any myths involving horses until after whitey came to the Americas. Virginia wouldn't see a horse until like 1560 despite how hard Melinda wishes otherwise.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Maybe spirit horses, though I don't recall any myths involving horses until after whitey came to the Americas. Virginia wouldn't see a horse until like 1560 despite how hard Melinda wishes otherwise.

Melinda's history knowledge is based on all the Disney movies she would have seen growing up as a kid

 

[talk talk talk]

Smelly's gonna re-invent Mormonism right here in this thread.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Melinda's history knowledge is based on all the Disney movies she would have seen growing up as a kid

Mine is based off the 40GB or so ebooks I have., I guess I'm doing it wrong.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Mine is based off the 40GB or so ebooks I have., I guess I'm doing it wrong.

Life was so much better in the days of our ancestors

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

@Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Alright, have you been talking to Ashley the Hutsell. Because Mel has got a baaaaaaaaad case of delusional fantasies about your origins. Who knew introducing an bonafide Orthodox Jew would make her reee so hard her mind has to protect her fragile version of reality. Did @DSP's Tax Lawyer give you a backstory too?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

@Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Alright, have you been talking to Ashley the Hutsell. Because Mel has got a baaaaaaaaad case of delusional fantasies about your origins. Who knew introducing an bonafide Orthodox Jew would make her reee so hard her mind has to protect her fragile version of reality. Did @DSP's Tax Lawyer give you a backstory too?

I have no backstory to the point that it's challenging at some points to follow what is going on. I wandered over because of the most recent legal filings, stayed for the terrible Hebrew, and apparently had an involuntary sex change maybe 20 pages ago. If someone has a concise summary that would be awesome; I keep intending to read the thread but it's not the easiest to follow because so much of it is just Melinda reee'ing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Alright, have you been talking to Ashley the Hutsell. Because Mel has got a baaaaaaaaad case of delusional fantasies about your origins. Who knew introducing an bonafide Orthodox Jew would make her reee so hard her mind has to protect her fragile version of reality. Did @DSP's Tax Lawyer give you a backstory too?

I have to do more backstories. Right now I have the Judge, the Sheriff who shoots Melinda, and her eldest kid as backstory characters

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

I have no backstory to the point that it's challenging at some points to follow what is going on. I wandered over because of the most recent legal filings, stayed for the terrible Hebrew, and apparently had an involuntary sex change maybe 20 pages ago. If someone has a concise summary that would be awesome; I keep intending to read the thread but it's not the easiest to follow because so much of it is just Melinda reee'ing.

This thread is an absolute shitshow that’s barely moderated because the cow inside is so unhinged and users come here to debate Mel line by line. Most of the time I just skim straight through Mel’s rants cozied up in my home with a cup of coffee to laugh heartily. I’ve only been watching the thread since middle of last year. At that point the thread was a ridiculously lower page count and was much easier to catch up.

All you really need to know as a summary is… Melinda’s lost so many lawsuits she’s now spiraled to the point of asking for porn despite it being against her own beliefs in the Torah. She will spout out shit that’s so incorrect it’s hilarious. The only reason I come back here is to watch Melinda admit things like “My hands smell like poop because I don’t know how to wash them,” “my child used the incorrect finger in a photo of flipping off the farms and I was so assblasted I argued about it for several pages being the correct finger, but if you ask me now it’s because I never taught my child how to flip people off,” and other such stories.

@DSP's Tax Lawyer Oh I can tell you all about Judge Jones. He loves tacos, Taco Tuesday, Taco Thursday, thinks Melinda is a dumb cunt shitting up his workload, likes spending time at the Masonic lodge, and he was banned from this year’s annual Kiwi Farms Samhain meet up due to taco shenanigans at last years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Life was so much better in the days of our ancestors

I don't know, Martin Luthor was great and all but peasants can't fight worth shit. Further back most of my ancestors got their asses handed to them by the Romans. Any time we try and protect our families some white man fearing magical fairy pixie dust in a "holy book" had to put us down.

@Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Alright, have you been talking to Ashley the Hutsell. Because Mel has got a baaaaaaaaad case of delusional fantasies about your origins. Who knew introducing an bonafide Orthodox Jew would make her reee so hard her mind has to protect her fragile version of reality. Did @DSP's Tax Lawyer give you a backstory too?

All I know is that I'm apparently bald, and goy.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

At one point Melinda was making a big deal of how she knew everything about everyone on this thread, and I was a bit interested to find out new things about myself, but apparently she's the least observant person on earth.

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

At one point Melinda was making a big deal of how she knew everything about everyone on this thread, and I was a bit interested to find out new things about myself, but apparently she's the least observant person on earth.

Oh yes. It’s the amusing part of it. I love her PI LARPing. Throw a few phrases here and there on purpose about Samhain and curses as shitposting and suddenly she thinks you’re a Wiccan witch trying to curse her with caterpillars. Beautiful case studies she does on us. Can’t wait for Null to auction off her notes on Kiwi Users.