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shawnphase said:
good riddance to the worst rubbish to ever, ever exist, they can go get sucked up each other's asses (as they likely shall now that the oracle is through with this), and disappear for all i care.

i'll never drop the deets of what baked alaska did to alice leading up and including the time she spent before and after hanging out with me, thats not my steez. but you can believe me, its nothing any of yall want to know or else you'll never shut up about it.
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classic simp

do you have a scar fetish

or is it a dumb name fetish holland lol
 
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>trying LUL

big difference between saying & doing. i dont have to telegraph anything i do OR say. nor do i take L's, or care about what people who follow lolcows say or think or do either, because i dont care what other people do with their lives. as you get more and more comfortable in your own lives, maybe you'll come to understand this yourselves. its not my concern if you do or dont. i just dont think im gonna be devoting attention toward following it or havin an opinion either way.
 
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shawnphase said:
>trying LUL

big difference between saying & doing. i dont have to telegraph anything i do OR say. nor do i take L's, or care about what people who follow lolcows say or think or do either, because i dont care what other people do with their lives. as you get more and more comfortable in your own lives, maybe you'll come to understand this yourselves. its not my concern if you do or dont. i just dont think im gonna be devoting attention toward following it or havin an opinion either way.
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Bro, what happened to going to enjoy your weekend. Nobody was even talking about you till you schizoblasted us with your shitty panty proposition. Go back to spending time in a crew of her ex boyfriends and your mom.
 
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shawnphase said:
>trying LUL

big difference between saying & doing. i dont have to telegraph anything i do OR say. nor do i take L's, or care about what people who follow lolcows say or think or do either, because i dont care what other people do with their lives. as you get more and more comfortable in your own lives, maybe you'll come to understand this yourselves. its not my concern if you do or dont. i just dont think im gonna be devoting attention toward following it or havin an opinion either way.
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>shawn

what you see, or rather what you don't see. depending on how you see things. holland is mine, and what is mine, is was and always will be mine. or as they say. what WAS yours is now mine. so do what you do, or don't do, and i will do mine too or yours, OR rather what was once youres. but also what is now yours as well if youre not careful. your two late. and now the panties are mine, and the shit stains included are hers, and together we are, and you are just y0u, and that is all you will be. and your opini0n on the matter is irrelevant. and with that said time to go enjoy my weekend, though i may post 20 more times tonight. goodbye forever.
 
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The shawnphase thread is done.
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All of the simps should know that they could be with a girl like her. All they have to do is start up an IP2 stream. Break all cultural norms. Abuse substances. Offend people. Be retarded as all hell. Act like white trailer trash in public. Join in on some IP2 joint venture stream to help gain an audience. The more viewers you have the more trailer trash style women that will want to glom onto your 'success.'

I am starting to view these IP2 streamers as a modern equivalent of daytime soap operas. At least those shows were honest and upfront about being scripted.
 
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shawnphase said:
good riddance to the worst rubbish to ever, ever exist, they can go get sucked up each other's asses (as they likely shall now that the oracle is through with this), and disappear for all i care.

i'll never drop the deets of what baked alaska did to alice leading up and including the time she spent before and after hanging out with me, thats not my steez. but you can believe me, its nothing any of yall want to know or else you'll never shut up about it.
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I thought you were leaving why are you still here? You are 30+ years old orbiting watching an e-girl with her bf. I can't imagine anything more cucked.
 
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shawnphase said:
good riddance to the worst rubbish to ever, ever exist, they can go get sucked up each other's asses (as they likely shall now that the oracle is through with this), and disappear for all i care.

i'll never drop the deets of what baked alaska did to alice leading up and including the time she spent before and after hanging out with me, thats not my steez. but you can believe me, its nothing any of yall want to know or else you'll never shut up about it.
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Shawn, just tell us what he did. Alice is mentally unwell and needs people, even people like you who may be despairing of her, to look out for her. She’s so lunatic that you can’t really make a pact of silence with her - lobotomy patients have more agency than she does. Add to it that Baked Alaska is a degenerate cancer cell in the anus of humanity and needs to be outed for every depraved thing he does. Tell us what he did and let the Internet take care of the rest.

Also don’t sell her crusty panties. Basically all her clothes could be seen as criminal evidence of some sort. Put them in a ziplock bag and put them at the back of your freezer for the day the police need assistance in solving her eventual murder.

eta: deleted a duplicate entry - am unsure how I fucked that up but yeah, just deleted an identical accidental double post.
 
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MunsterCheese said:
All of the simps should know that they could be with a girl like her. All they have to do is start up an IP2 stream. Break all cultural norms. Abuse substances. Offend people. Be exceptional as all hell. Act like white trailer trash in public. Join in on some IP2 joint venture stream to help gain an audience. The more viewers you have the more trailer trash style women that will want to glom onto your 'success.'

I am starting to view these IP2 streamers as a modern equivalent of daytime soap operas. At least those shows were honest and upfront about being scripted.
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You forgot to add that you have to do in shoowy advertising way, :D Offending people, breaking norms and being exceptional doesnt count, Otherwise half of the kiwifarms would have been taken to ITER for human experimentation and the other half would kidnaped by Juggalos.
 
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sadtusk said:
i hate to say it,
but shawn has definitely worn them.
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I think they're probably too stiff to wear at this point.

Empresa said:
@alicesroom come back we need deets! 🙏
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We need confirmation Baked took you back to CIA headquarters and had you chipped and reprogrammed. But seriously, the road to redemption must include sealing Baked in an underground vault without the internet. You can help make that happen!
 
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