11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
It really looks like he wants to contest the paternity but sabotage it so he doesn't actually have to pay child support and can claim that the man is keeping him down.

There's no other reason for him to wait this long to contest it
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No, he wants people to think he is going to contest it, the description is vague and doesn't explain what the money is for, other than mentioning "lawyers", if he actually uses the money for lawyers, it's because he needs money for both his criminal case and breaking the restraining order repeatedly,

Other than that I am sure he will be happy to pocket the rest of the money, and his audience is so stupid they will even think he deserves a little extra for himself.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Other than that I am sure he will be happy to pocket the rest of the money, and his audience is so stupid they will even think he deserves a little extra for himself.
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I agree he'll squander the cash but I would be surprised if he didn't at least file a half-hearted attempt to contest the paternity after all the ruckus he's raised about his "bitch loose pussy ex and her psycho dad who won't let me see mah sun but I'm going to keep tryin and keep tryin cause ahm just such a good dad"
 
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I feel bad for whatever good-natured Christian man is being fooled by this charlatan. Hopefully the site will do something about him and the funds won't end up being released.
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I'm not exaggerating when I say I have never heard someone attempt the linguistic travesty that is the non-word "birther". What, is it just his guntbrained way of trying to avoid assigning the vaguely positive connotations of the word "mother" to Faith? Now, I don't know if Ralph is the pettiest man alive. But I do know he'd be high in the running for pettiest worldwide.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
I agree he'll squander the cash but I would be surprised if he didn't at least file a half-hearted attempt to contest the paternity after all the ruckus he's raised about his "bitch loose pussy ex and her psycho dad who won't let me see mah sun but I'm going to keep tryin and keep tryin cause ahm just such a good dad"
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Some deadbeat dads love to talk all day long about how they'll totally be going to the courts soon to get their paternity rights asserted but never do it. Putting a crowdfund request in is a halfassed effort and that's assuming Ralph does actually take it to a lolyer instead of to Vegas.

Also has baby number 2 on the way, I'm sure Pantsu will be thrilled that Ralph is getting money to fight for kid number 1 but no money to pay for nappies and baby formula for baby 2.
 
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RisingPhoenix said:
Some deadbeat dads love to talk all day long about how they'll totally be going to the courts soon to get their paternity rights asserted but never do it. Putting a crowdfund request in is a halfassed effort and that's assuming Ralph does actually take it to a lolyer instead of to Vegas.

Also has baby number 2 on the way, I'm sure Pantsu will be thrilled that Ralph is getting money to fight for kid number 1 but no money to pay for nappies and baby formula for baby 2.
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It's not exclusive to deadbeat dads, speaking from experience.
 
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ComeOnDuder said:
Is Ethan still close to Dick and his crew? I don't know how Ethan still has any professional connections with how truly insufferable a person he is.
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I don't think Ralph has mentioned Dick since he streamed his trip up to Vegas and then mysteriously went MIA when there was supposed to be a big ole party going on.

I assume Ralph thought Dick would pay for it all without question. It's the only thing that truly offends Dick, fucking with his money.
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
Even Russell Greer and Melinda Scott can figure out how to file without paying fees.
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Ralph doesn't want to file. Ralph wants easy money.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
I don't think Ralph has mentioned Dick since he streamed his trip up to Vegas and then mysteriously went MIA when there was supposed to be a big ole party going on.

I assume Ralph thought Dick would pay for it all without question. It's the only thing that truly offends Dick, fucking with his money.

Ralph doesn't want to file. Ralph wants easy money.
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Dax + Vito were on after the Chapelle thing, and he is supposed to be on to promote the Stonetoss NFT launch next week.
I think someone mentioned he had retweeted Ralph's GoGriftMe even. However, I don't think Ralph has been on TDS or mentioned by Dax other than the shart incident being talked about.
I think Dax realized his audience is tired of Ralph so he is slowly putting some distance between them, not cut off but not as it was before.
 
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TaintNothin' said:
Damn! Just think about how any cuts of plain beef and malt liquors $10,000 gets you!
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If Ralph got $10k to piss away on plain beef and unremarkable alcohol he'd managed to find a steak made out of sawdust priced at $1000 and paint thinner sold for $9000.

This profligate will burn when he drops dead from his veins seizing.
 
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Mountain Clansman said:
I'm not exaggerating when I say I have never heard someone attempt the linguistic travesty that is the non-word "birther". What, is it just his guntbrained way of trying to avoid assigning the vaguely positive connotations of the word "mother" to Faith? Now, I don't know if Ralph is the pettiest man alive. But I do know he'd be high in the running for pettiest worldwide.
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She refuses to call him the father, so this is way of trying to get back to her.

I have heard it used once or twice recently to avoid upsetting the trains people because, of course, not only mothers can be mothers or some such nonsense.
So Ralph is using tranny lingo to try to TOTALLY OWN Faith.
 
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TherapyMan said:
Any chance you can get us a copy of the C&D letter Faith attached? I also find it interesting that she is referring to Ralph as a "convicted sex offender" when as far as everyone is aware, he is not convicted yet.
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Well he's a sex offender and he's a convicted felon and soon he'll be a convicted sex offender so maybe she doesn't think he'll be able to do anything about it. Who knows.

"God damn aylogs I may be a sex offender but I'm not convicted of it yet! I'll sue your ass Fai Fai just as soon as I get finished with Patreon, Stream Elements, Dlive, that communist guy on Twitter and 7 other people I threatened to sue"

Here's the C&D letter that was sent out.
 

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