Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
That's because he's a fatass that must CONSOOM now or else. He follows the trendy brand even for coffee instead of brewing them at home or getting them at places that offer more bang for your buck.

It's Profile by Fatford now.
We’ll know for sure that he reads here if he comes back with a recipe using a Profile by Fatford ingredient in a few weeks. I assume that was what happened when he made the tropical cupcakes video. I bet we were all on here saying “RIP Jack’s Diet” and he got angy and made that video. THAT WILL SHOW THEM MOMMYWIFE!

I wonder how many pounds he’s down now. We have a month and change left in 2021. Did he/Will he make the goal of 100 lbs? 🤔

Pressing X to doubt.
 
Not to Debbie downer but those videos look like propaganda

Yeah, it's very similar to Diaxon and Liziqi who without a doubt are there for Chinese propaganda. Not sure about the politics of Azerbaijan, but these videos do seem funded one way or another by their government.
once again, jack forgets to disable likes/dislikes on fat on the go

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Going to miss seeing those dislikes. If null said is true and that dislikes are counted as a net with likes for engagement, maybe it's best not to dislike Jack.
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Not to Debbie downer but those videos look like propaganda

Undeniable there's some dirty shit going on there and all the stuff which happened since 1920's genocide is also undeniable. But I still would like to see some proof for the "propaganda" of two elderly folks cooking then just some French "Armenian" slacktivist claiming so on Twatter.
I always said the same when it comes to these "inappropriate behavior" tweets on Twatter, put up some reliable proof or shut the fuck up.
The "it must be true because someone on the internet said so", doesn't work for me and shouldn't for anybody else.

Going to miss seeing those dislikes. If null said is true and that dislikes are counted as a net with likes for engagement, maybe it's best not to dislike Jack.
That was always the case, the YouTube algorithm doesn't differentiate between like and dislike, it only counts every click on those two buttons as one interaction with the content.
If you really want to harm a channel you don't like, watch the video for just a few minutes, don't like or dislike the video itself or any comments, do not comment or post replys.
The algorithm counts watchtime per video, interaction with the video via ammount of comments (also counts every comment/reply as one interaction) and likes of comments (the dislike button of comments never worked to begin with).

Edit: If you sometime ask yourself why some content creators do not allow embedding their videos into forums and such, see the reasons above. When you watch a YT video on a 3rdparty site, you can not interact with the video in terms of likes/comments and therefore the algorithm just records the watchtime.
 
Missed PCLM's livestream this week but I lol'd at the "swinger pineapple" that's now part of the C.U. prop collection in the Scalfani Cinematic Universe.

Either way, be prepared for a horrifying "Wet/Dry Chicken Brine-isque" video with the following post from the fat man. No wonder the turkeys are gangstalking him at his house.

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Edit: Mother of god, the fat man's doing a wet brine.

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From the latest vid:

This is the most cheery we've seen Tammy in a long time. She clearly wants to bang the doc, you can see how giddy she gets when he makes that clicking noise.

There was another classic moment early in the vid when she blanks Jack. He was asking her if that's the police over there because that's how you can tell if it's a good restaurant and she just blanks him and then changes the subject. She has probably heard this nonsense from him so many times (he repeats this over and over in his videos) that she just ignores him.

Also, did the new guy dip his finger into something Jack had drank from? Jack always encourages the sharing of things by saying we're family. He always used to do it with Joe and i've seen another friend of his being pressured into sharing a roll with the fat man when Jack mockingly said ''you're not a germaphobe are you''. This slob would literally share the same cutlery as another man.
 
He probably blasted by that goal and gained 150 at least.
^ This! Jack never has lost any weight except the 9lbs without bone he dumps into the white throne every morning.

"Taaaaammmmyyyy, Taaaammmmyyyy!"
tired voice from the background: "What, Jack?"
"Taammmmmmmmmyy, I need ass wiping"
tired voice from the background, almost inaudible:
"I should have married Frank, he was an electrical engineer and had a company with 45 employees".
"Taaaaaaaaaammmmmyyyyy!"
 
So even though this place didn't have chicken on the menu, Jack kept the scoring criteria the same, assuring that this restaurant will get a "0" on all the scorecards. It's basically impossible for them to get a good grade.

What a ridiculous, exceptional way to keep score. :story:
yeah, he's done this on all the other bbq wars as well. he'd give the deep south places a 0 for not having brisket despite brisket being a texas thing. he'd also give them a 0 if they didn't have every single side he expected them to have. so no mac and cheese? 0

completely r.etarded way to score

Wtf i thought so too, surely Jack did not post that?
it's fake (unfortunately)
 
Imagine the morons who wear this shit for the season.

Sorry, Jack. There is no way in HELL your merch is selling. You one armed, stroked out, and crippled faggot.
It's so bizarre that Jack's merch has a better logo for his show then what he actually uses which has some boomer emoji shit. Like it's not mind-blowing but it's a testament to Jack's idiocy.
 
So even though this place didn't have chicken on the menu, Jack kept the scoring criteria the same, assuring that this restaurant will get a "0" on all the scorecards. It's basically impossible for them to get a good grade.

What a ridiculous, exceptional way to keep score. :story:
Mushbrain's scoring system is fundamentally broken as it doesn't actually take regional ways of doing things into account. If he knew the first thing about BBQ he'd know that brisket and beef ribs aren't a big Carolina thing. Same with the sauces. North Carolina is vinegar based which goes well with pork but not if you drink it al by itself.

A true "Carolina BBQ wars" should have the scoring system based on what Carolina has to offer. Not what Mushbrain thinks should be there. It's as retarded as his Burger Wars where he takes points off for milkshakes and instead of choosing a normal burger and whatever the house specialty is just orders whatever and pretends like it counts.
 
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