Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[mr.moon1488]

What's the situation? Is it going well or poorly for Kyle?

Binger is pulling every sleazy move you can possibly imagine, but so far it seems to be sinking him.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Funny you mention that because I was already slapping this together.
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Very nice not quite What I was going for, wasn't there a Grassy Knoll photo that was perfect for the angle he is at?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

He really tried to say that Pedo was small so he didn't posess a threat? I want that bitch say that short people are totally harmless in my own midget face. I'd show him.

I'm 5'4"

...but I'm also, you know, a chick.
Did Binger consider he might be sexist with that comment about short people?

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

What's the situation? Is it going well or poorly for Kyle?

It's going poorly for everyone's brains and suicidal urges. Binger just can't wrap it up to save his life.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Yeah it's so hard to spot an angry manlet.

 

[Some JERK]

What's the situation? Is it going well or poorly for Kyle?

Binger is being Binger; more slime than a Ghostbusters movie.

 

[Gehenna]

What's the situation? Is it going well or poorly for Kyle?

I mean, it's binger's testimony. He's lied his ass off enough that if they left it here Rittenhouse would lose, but it leaves him open to being eviscerated under any half-decent defense closing.

So Rittenhouse is fucked.

 

[Josterman]

Kate is pissed

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[Sammich]

 

[LaxerBRO]

Why is Binger impeaching his own witnesses?

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

Juries hate long closings. They're bored at this point, the person who pisses them off least will win. No one on that jury doesn't already have an opinion as to the verdict they want to render.

The Ancient Greeks were right, no trial should take longer than a day.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Good god, this bitch is tiring.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Rittenhouse shouldn't have gone out seeking trouble, but he was okay to defend the property, but defending property is bad, but Rosenbaum was an angry little elf. I rest my case."

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I'm no longer Catholic, but people like Rosenbaum make me wish hell exists.

Oh don't worry. It does. He's burning as we speak.

 

[obsdj]

When someone takes off their shirt, they become completely unrecognizable.

I loved that Kyle addressed that in his testimony by pointing out Rosenbaum's height. Manlets are noticeable, y'all. Even when you take your shirt off.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

I'm no longer Catholic, but people like Rosenbaum make me wish hell exists.

I never was a believer, but I wish that with passion right now.

 

[GuntPunt]

"if the shirt doesn't fit, you must er... convict?"

"If the victim is a manlet you must convict."

Manlets are already victims, after all.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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My kingdom for the Lunacy rating.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

What's the situation? Is it going well or poorly for Kyle?

Yes.

It's going stupidly, that's all I can say at the moment

 

[The Lost Clit]

"It was boring"
"It was dangerous"
"Should have stayed there"
"Should have ran faster"
"Why would he have a gun"
"Gunshots were going off and many people were armed"
"Was lying about being an emt"
"Should have tried to help people"