Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Matt Damon]

BUT DADDY RACKETS SAID TO OBJECT MORE !!!

You can do both.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Rittenhouse: From German "Ritter" or perhaps "Reiter." Both have explicit equestrian connotation and the former means "knight." Evocative of chivalry.
Rosenbaum: German again. Either "Pink tree," with clear allusion to his infamous criminal acts, or "Rose tree," a contradiction in terms as roses do not grow on trees. Suggests duplicity.
Grosskreutz: Large cross. Cross is the symbol of Christianity, the religion of forgiveness and redemption. However "Large" suggests this is a superficial display, an ostentatious distraction, just like his false surrender. Also puns with the sense of "cross" found in "double-cross."
Binger: Bing is an onomatopoeia for a repetitive annoying sound
Richards: In keeping with the knightly theme of the protagonist's name, evokes famous kings, such as Richard I "Lionheart," storied for his chivalrous bravery.

By the power vested in me as a midwit English major, and by the ancient laws of nominative determinism, I consider the issue resolved. Not guilty.

 

[Michael Janke]

Holy shit, he brought up witness tampering.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Did we ever get a closeup shot of the mangled pedo-hand?

Also people wondering about Richards now making a great display of his skills now, it's almost as if the guy is a lawyer with years of experience, knowing what he does, weird huh.

there is a pic of it I'm looking for it rn

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

OHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK BINGER CALLED THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUT

 

[Extreme Crusader]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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"I'm GLAD he got shot"

tfw Hard R gives you the Hard D with no warning

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Rittenhouse: From German "Ritter" or perhaps "Reiter." Both have explicit equestrian connotation and the former means "knight." Evocative of chivalry.
Rosenbaum: German again. Either "Pink tree," with clear allusion to his infamous criminal acts, or "Rose tree," a contradiction in terms as roses do not grow on trees. Suggests duplicity.
Grosskreutz: Large cross. Cross is the symbol of Christianity, the religion of forgiveness and redemption. However "Large" suggests this is a superficial display, an ostentatious distraction, just like his false surrender. Also puns with the sense of "cross" found in "double-cross."
Binger: Bing is an onomatopoeia for a repetitive annoying sound
Richards: In keeping with the knightly theme of the protagonist's name, evokes famous kings, such as Richard I "Lionheart," storied for his chivalrous bravery.

By the power vested in me as a midwit English major, and by the ancient laws of nominative determinism, I consider the issue resolved. Not guilty.

Nomen Est Omen

 

[TitchBitties]

"Little Jewish Lawyer Gets Gangbanged"

 

[DocMorbis]

Mr Binger now on Suicide watch.

 

[DelusionTree]

Binger's face before the DeBruin was mentioned:


After:

 

[Tard Police]

Jesus is Kyle on trial or Binger?

The difference here is that one should be but isn't, and one is but shouldn't be.

 

[Sprocket]

Can anyone with access to CNN check of they're showing any of this? I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that's a no.

 

[Angelos32]

Richards closes by exposing the fact that binger has a micropenis

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Howdy Fellow New Zealand Non-Flying birds. I have lurked all day. Whats the situation?

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Binger looks like he's going to cry

 

[Gehenna]

lol do you think debruin stipulated he would only testify if the defense talked up his photos? This is the second time Richards complimented them.

Humanizes him, makes them remember how happy he was about taking photographs. Makes them more likely to be equally pissed at the prosecution for what they did to him.

 

[obsdj]

Binger is making more and more faces out loud:

 

[Shocked_Gondar]

Flufferboy btfo.

 

[Willie Thrills]

Nomen Est Omen

Richards also means "Dicks" ha