Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Celebrate Nite]

Well Done Hard R

Kinda got slow and drowzy at the end but otherwise great jorb!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Alright so what's rebuttal gonna be?

 

[Gehenna]

I disagree with Richards here. This isn't a tough choice at all. Either this was self-defense or nothing is.

It's an acknowledgment that they risk riots, a hard choice not because it is hard to see the right thing, but hard to choose for the consequence.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Tangential to the trial. Don't know how I missed that Black was banging one of the sisters, given he was 19 last year and that's how he was able to buy the AR, I assume it was Faith not Mackenzie or would it be normal for 10th grade to date a 19 year old over there?

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He said they used to date so idk if it was while they were in high school or not

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Innsmouth?

Don't talk shit about Lori Lightfoot's home town!

 

[Hitman One]

Good thing Youtube is picking up the slack by taking down lesser-known media sources and removing dislike bars.

And not a moment too soon, those dislikes really hurt the feelings of innocent international corporations.

 

[LUNEKO]

Alright so what's rebuttal gonna be?

whatever it is its a safe bet to say it'll be 3+ hours

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Excellent wrap up to that closer by Richards. I drastically underestimated him.

Same here. I expected it to be a snoozefest, but the man came in guns blazing and absolutely obliterated the prosecution. Two thumbs up.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Wisconsin is not a Blue state, it is purple. Please get that right.

2 of the population centers are blue, a handful are purple, the rest is red.

Same as IL

 

[Gehenna]

It's better to walk the jury through the footage, I think. So Richards can comment on everything and set it up in the correct way.

"A 30-something year old can take a 17 year old 9 times till sunday" - you bet he had to force himself not to say "A 30-something year old can take a minor 5 times till sunday."

It's not an either or. Nobody is saying it's an either-or but you. You do the slow walk-through -then- you do it all at the end.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Hard R may have started the case splashing around like a Magikarp, but Agent 47 was apparently able to carry him to level 20, because today he came out with the rage of a Gyarados.

... I'll rate myself autistic on the way out.

 

[Josterman]

Jack Dorsey has intentionally turned Twitter into a loaded gun.

More like a nuclear bomb

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Holy shit. He didn't have to destroy Binger like that but he did anyways. It was necessary actually, Binger really does live in Fairytale land.

Transition surgery when?

 

[Dan Abrams]

Alright so what's rebuttal gonna be?

I dunno but Binger is probably in the bathroom right now chugging down some Soylent and diet pills to get ready.

How many times is he going to piss off the judge during his rebuttal?

 

[Quantrell Bishop]

I think there was an opportunity for Richard to take a jab at Binger's cowboy characterization of Kyle when he was walking backwards slowly after he just heard fucking gunshots.

 

[HissingBastard]

It's up to God now Let us all say a prayer for Kyle "The Sex Offender Ender" Rittenhouse.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Almost thought the jury was gonna clap at the end of Richards' closing.

I bet they wanted to.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Tangential to the trial. Don't know how I missed that Black was banging one of the sisters, given he was 19 last year and that's how he was able to buy the AR, I assume it was Faith not Mackenzie or would it be normal for 10th grade to date a 19 year old over there?

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Iirc that's how Kyle knew him, through his sister.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Alright so what's rebuttal gonna be?

"Your honor, I'd like the jury to remember what happened to six million Jews in 1930 when young men like Karl Rittenhouse were armed..."

 

[Meat Target]

Does rebuttal happen tonight? Are we going into overtime?