Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[The Lost Clit]

They really gonna go with he was too short huh

 

[360NoTrope]

10/10 facial expressions

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"There is literally no evidence that Rosenbaum was capable of killing someone with his bare hands."

Yeah, but there's no evidence he didn't, either.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

The subject of objections, at least three instances of witness testimony, and one argument with the judge.

Yeah right. The armchair attorneys on the cheap ranks gave their 2 cents how they'd tackle this trial of nationwide attention. How could I ever disregard the input of random Kiwis and doubt their juristic expertise, when they shout HURR WHY NO OBJECT

And you are aware that there is a difference between being told the length of something, and -experiencing- the length of something. Right? You state the very reason it needs to be done, it was all described in -great detail-, which makes it feel longer than it was.

I don't think that's how that works tbh. When you tell someone "the even took place within less than a second", they don't go "Oh, what is this 'second' he speaks of, that is a concept entirely alien to me and therefore I assume it's a reasonable amount of time to make various life-and-death decisions."
As I said: I doubt it adds much merit to a point already well established. It's exactly what Binger did, reiterating a point until it became a dead horse asking to be processed into glue.

 

[Rapechu]

"Just because you're shouting 'kill him!' and smashing him in the face with blunt cudgels and aiming weapons at him, doesn't mean he has a reasonable fear of his life"

Beyond retarded

 

[WTFisgoingon]

"Who's smaller than him. Who's shorter than him."

I love how everyone keeps bringing up how short that pedo was.

It's endlessly hilarious how everyone is throwing Rosenbaum under the bus now and mocking him being a angry midget

 

[Super Guido]

No evidence that Mr. Rosenbong was gonna kill Kyle? You don't wait until it's too late to take that chance. This guy's as rarted as the prosecutor.

 

[St.Davis]

Christ, fatso is absolutely bombing immediately.

 

[George Lucas]

HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY PUT MAT FOLEY UP.

They’re just straight up going for a hail mary by making this an anti-gun case.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Lol, they must have decided that Binger was too pissed off to make the rebuttal so now we have fat fuck.

IMO it's more that Richards only attacked Binger in closing, while Kraus wasn't even mentioned. It makes perfect sense, honestly.

 

[Niggernerd]

Lol, they must have decided that Binger was too pissed off to make the rebuttal so now we have fat fuck.

Literally shaking and triggered

 

[BeeseChurger]

Prosecution must be desperate to find a decent comeback for this
I'm glad that Richards hid his powerlevel for the closing statements

 

[mr.moon1488]

Can't risk Binger violating constitutional rights for a fucking rebuttal

Binger is almost worse though. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up and keeps arguing.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Any word on jury reactions?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Wideboy reminds me of a tourist I met once when I was unfortunate enough to be visiting London on business. Right down the fucking accent. The worst part is, the guy I met was almost definitely a really nice man, he was just frustrated and lost, and lashing out at the first thing he saw in an effort to establish some level of control over his circumstances. I was just unfortunate enough to be there when he had a complete meltdown and threw his gigantic starbucks sugardrink at the first thing that came into his line of sight.

He missed.

His mood wasn't improved by this fact.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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I assume these people expect him to apologize for killing them, but that would be him admitting guilt by pretty much confirming that he had no right to shoot them.
Weird how that works, huh.

 

[TheClappening]

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10/10 facial expressions

Dyed hair. Opinion ignored.

 

[Drama Fan]

Shut it down

 

[obsdj]

Unreal. Total clusterfuck. Matt Foley "The defendant is a swimmer, he's in some kind of shape" BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[usoland]

So the opening paragraph of your closing is that Kyle was right to defend himself?