Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Drama Fan]

Mocking Rosenbaum for being a manlet is the one thing the prosecution has done that I agree with thus far.

Everyone is shitting on him and it's hilarious

 

[obsdj]

Judge has actually sustained the defense's objection to Fat Fuck's bullshit. Extraordinary.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

I've never seen a fat person have this aggressive a meltdown not related to food before.
Unless he thinks Rittenhouse is edible. Fritterhouse?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It was a bold decision on behalf of prosecution to pick a human blimp made of lard and white cheese, a truly lovecraftian horror made flabby flesh, to make their last statement in court in this case.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

The judge looks at least 6'.

He's pretty huge when he stands up and beside people. When he walked over to observe footage on Friday (and alleged 3-time murderer Kyle was allowed to lean on his chair without issue, lol) you can see he's way taller than the attorneys and his bailiff.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Its easy to kill with your bare hands when you use them to steal a gun first.
Guns don't kill people, bare hands do.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Fat boy can't argue for shit

They had to put him up there though, if Hard R smeared Binger enough that he can't continue and be trusted, that's probably the most important thing the defense just did, because as mad as everyone is as Binger, he did an amazing job at bullshitting and defense probably wouldn't want him having the last word.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Oh fuck it's happening!

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Is the Judge going to rape Fatty?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

OH SHIT! JURY'S GETTING KICKED OUT AGAIN!

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

My kingdom to anyone who gets a video of fatty getting flustered and yelled at by the judge.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I can't imagine that looks good to the Jury after all the shade Richards threw earlier

Just being excused at all

They put Krauss up because hard R went after Binger so hard, but fatboy can't handle himself

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Fatty has never been in fear of his life and has no experience with physical fights, beyond the years of bullying he clearly received.

Fatty is an armchair contemnor, having the luxury of sitting and taking apart an exchange of violence after the fact, while himself foreign to violence except as described in textbooks and statutes. Hearing him rebut, in the mic I can hear his phlegmy voice clearly, his breath is bordering wheeze from the thick insulating fat, and its clear that standing and talking places him under significant exertion. He's also every fatty I'm mad at for stirring covid hysteria, just because their corpulence and foodlust have increased their covid risk significantly.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

More showing up. Nice skateboard.

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"I cant breathe" I bet you can't you fat bitch.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

ITS OVER
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HOLY SHIT THE GUNT

 

[Car Won't Crank]

This is caption/meme worthy

 

[Pork Packer]

I think it’s safe to say that along with 2 inhuman felons, Kyle has killed these shitstains’ careers as well

You are assuming that binger's scumfuck attempts to pander to the twitter checkmark audience was not him cynically trying to ensure he would have a job as some talking head "legal analyst/commentator" waiting for him at CNN or MSNBC

 

[Pizza Munch]

BOOTED AGAIN

 

[Dagobert]

Oh fuck, the Judge is about to ream "tons o' fun" like the greased pig he is.

 

[BiggerChungus]

State shouldn't have hired Peter Griffin to prosecute their case.