Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Humbert Humbert]

I don’t give a fuck about this trial, I’m only checking in on this thread to laugh at everyone’s jokes and throw in a few of my own.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Prosecution keeps testifying on behalf of Zeminskis without putting them on the stand, did they think they could get away with it forever?

 

[You're a Big Guy]

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'This fucking fatty.'

 

[Quixotic Man]

The Jury has got to want to roast fat boy wrapped in banana leafs and served with a side of poi by now.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Okay Jury, Come back."
Prosecution: "MUH FIFTH AMENDMANT"
"BACK IN THE CUCK CLOSET JURY!"

 

[Dagobert]

It took fatboi what, ten seconds to fuck up again? Holy shit.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Big Boy should have became a programmer.

 

[DocMorbis]

The jury is getting pissed at the Prosecution by the min. They leave come back in and have to leave again.

 

[Nobunaga]

Wtf, people told me the feds weren't a bunch of glue sniffing retards
Did they lie to me?

 

[marisa #]

this prosecutor rebuttal is amazing. gg, kyle is free

 

[Gehenna]

So, I switched to the rackets stream after Richards because I really wanted some commentary over the prosecution. So I am lagging behind.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Richards: "we have no obligation to put anyone on the witness stand"
Kraus: "We don't either"
Judge:

 

[Secret Messages]

please don't call him fat

 

[BeeseChurger]

This prosecution is comically bad
If you wrote characters like that for a movie they'd call it a plothole because "lawyers can't be that dumb"

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Not many, hard to tell. 20? Looks cold as fuck.

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Old hag doesn't realize that's a fucking python in her photo and not a venomous species...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Hard R is so fucking done and rightfully so.

 

[karadion]

So more clarification. Ziminiski is being prosecuted and the prosecutors are intentionally keeping the Ziminiski's from being called by the defense because of the pending charges.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

This is so glorious.
I love the shitshow.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>That awkward silence when the judge is thinking

 

[LargeChoonger]

Fat fuck's blubber is gonna be made into lard by the jury at this rate. Can't imagine how tired and hungry they are