Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I herby proclaim the official nick names for this prosecution shall be Lunchbox and Zoolander.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Fatboy's mad that Hard R called out Binger for what he is.

Seethe harder, you lying, obese ableist.

 

[Michael Janke]

LOL Kraus bringing up dishonesty. At this point, you should just shut the fuck up.

throw the fucker in jail for a few months for contempt. dude needs to lose some weight

 

[Nobunaga]

Did the states attorneys in this case get their law training by watching Legally Blonde and similar "girl power" lawyer movies?

Because just from watching this shit today, one could easily see where an outside observer could get that notion.

They played ace attorney and though it was a tutorial on how to run a successful case

 

[karadion]

Holy shit that jacket can't even fit that fat fuck.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Now everything that's missing is Kyle being acquitted, then I'm going to be a happy man.

This case is a fucking rollercoaster and the prosecution is comically inept.

 

[BeeseChurger]

This was supposed to be the last chance for the prosecution
The big finale to shut down the defences closing statement
And they're floundering....HARD

 

[TitchBitties]

Fatty talks like he's an 8th grader running for class president

 

[InsolentGaylord]

Guess what? They’re jewed.

This post is 100% correct.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fatty is jealous of Hard R's rhyming skills

 

[TheBest]

Did he mispeak and say gut instead of gun?

 

[Pizza Munch]

He's frazzled.. and rebutting by calling everything against your case a LIE doesn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt fatass

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Sure judge, keep giving them the benefit of the doubt and letting them off the hook. Wouldn't want those people who already think you're biased to think you're biased.

 

[anionfarflung]

Where is Alia with her gom jabbar when you need her?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"making up all these little rhymes"

Fatty, you're just jealous your team couldn't do the same.

 

[obsdj]

"The defense has to call it hocus pocus and make up little clever rhymes." Yeah, it was moderately clever and you're jealous that you don't have anything clever to rebut with, you fat fuck. I know! How about "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, the dead guys didn't have a club, yay God!"

 

[Sithis]

Holy shit that jacket can't even fit that fat fuck.

It's almost sad too because, even deathfats can get clothes that fit better than that at least, and he is an attorney so you'd assume he would at least have enough money to spring for a shopping spree at FatFucksRUs or where ever they sell "big and tall" suits. Honestly looks like he grabbed the biggest option at KMart and just called it a day.

 

[Hyro]

Does agent 47 get a go after kraus?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

He is literally whining about being called whiny.

This is amazing

 

[wopirish]

Kyles face in that picture is just pure "WTF is going on?"

This is certainly the most entertaining court tv I've ever seen. Under different circumstances adultswim would have made skits mocking the prosecution in the old days.