Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Gehenna]

Do -not- attacked Based Autist, that guy definitely did well with the jury.

 

[Hee]

Binger is looking at Fatty like he's shitting on a mattress. To end with this stuttering fool. Saying everything wrong as wrong as he could say it.

Poetic.

 

[Aria]

Fatty is still pissed about the based autist.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

FATTY IS STILL BRINGING UP OUR BEAUTIFUL BOI!

COPE AND SEETHE AND BINGE AND PURGE FATTY!

 

[Pig Boss]

"As you can see, Your Honor, Mr Binger is still recovering from the absolute mouth fucking that my colleague gave him which is why he is unable to deliver the second half of the closing statement"

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Quick gun fact for people bored by fatty:
The P90 is an ambidextrous gun and is one of the coolest sub machine guns ever made.

The gun has mirrored parts on both sides, meaning you can charge the gun from both sides (circled part) and it ejects casings downward so it doesn't send brass into the face of either a lefty or righty. This thing holds 50 rounds from a top loaded mag.

That is all.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

"He cowardly shoots a man instead of fighting back." Jesus, what the fuck? Real life isn't a fucking Marvel movie, you fat cunt. Yeah, if you have a gun and a guy, even if that guy is a manlet, rushes at you with clear intent to harm, and you're backed into a corner, you pull the trigger, and neutralize the threat. What the fuck is this "gotta be a 'fair' fight" bullshit?

 

[Dan Abrams]

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

All I hear is whining and coping.

 

[Michael Janke]

You're just trying to pin as much dirt on Rittenhouse as possible and it shows

its not even working. what the hell is he talking about. hes talking so fast.

 

[MarkDebbermann]

OOOOOOH Boy, now Kraus is going after one of his own witnesses, the photographer. Way to go dude, this is one of your last statements.

Also, he's not here to defend himself, this is really not fair.

 

[Secret Messages]

They're literally doing the "Your honor, the defendant was acting like a bitch-ass nigga" meme. Jesus Christ.

 

[thx1138]

Do it. Do it again, you fat fuck. Step on the photographer's rights one more time and get the entire case thrown out in the middle of your closing statements.

 

[Pizza Munch]

This is the most schizo rebuttal I've ever heard

 

[Josterman]

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, Binger like an exceptional individual also put finger on trigger during his little court demonstration. Dude doesn't know a thing about guns, even now.

There are probably people on the jury who now know more about guns just from having to buy them to protect themselves from Binger's pet rioters.

 

[Hyro]

"He killed a man instead of fighting back"

Pfhfhhahahahahahahaahahahah what. Is anyone in the world expected to believe he's going to just engage in gentlemanly fisticuffs with a riotting mob?

Very very sheltered people ie most leftwingers

 

[LargeChoonger]

"We're supposed to be so afraid of Grosskrutz with a Glock, while the defendant has an AR-15"
MMMNGMGNGNGNGNFNGNMGMFFDDGGGMGM WHY ARE WE STILL TRYING TO MAKE THIS FUCKASS DUMB ARGUMENT WORK

 

[PeterMannion]

He's ticking off points lol

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

He's on a tangent, taking out his personal grudge