Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Pizza Munch]

skateboards.... a WEAPON?!?!? Tell SANTA no skateboards this year!!!

 

[Probably An Autist]

how come kyle isnt wearing the gun now? i've heard it's literally impossible to remove those cheap shitty straps

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

"We're supposed to be so afraid of Grosskrutz with a Glock, while the defendant has an AR-15"
MMMNGMGNGNGNGNFNGNMGMFFDDGGGMGM WHY ARE WE STILL TRYING TO MAKE THIS FUCKASS DUMB ARGUMENT WORK

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

He's really stretching this, isn't he? There's absolutely no evidence to substantiate anything he's claimed.

Comes with the size

 

[AssWeCan]

"So a skateboard is a deadly weapon, grand-parents and parents don't gift your kids a deadly weapon"
I can't fucking believe it, this is so hard to watch.

 

[Aria]

Minor property damage.
Nigga are you blind?

 

[Super Guido]

Bringing up Santa Claus? Bold move

Comparing a skateboard as a Christmas present with one brought to a violent protest? Even bolder.

 

[Puff]

Once again, behind, but MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE. You're talking to locals.

 

[Arc]

"Why didn't the cowardly 17 year-old fistfight the 35 year old pedo?!" might be the most idiotic line uttered in the history of law.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

*BURNS DOWN ENTIRE PARKING LOT OF CARS*
MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE!

 

[Barry Scott]

"SKATEBOARDS ARE DEADLY WEAPONS, BUY AN AR-15" Is Kraus a shill for the NRA?

 

[Pork Packer]

He's really stretching this, isn't he?

Hey he's a big boy, and its hard to buy a polyester suit in his size so give him a break

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

In hindsight, Richards should have closed with "And with this, I rest my case, before Kraus' body odor makes me rest in peace."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"He was just chasing him! He didn't have to shoot him, the coward"

FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Christ, and now the fat cunt is arguing that a skateboard isn't a deadly weapon. Yeah, skateboards aren't intended to be deadly weapons, but they can be used as such. A brick also isn't intended to be a deadly weapon, but somebody could still bash somebody else's head in with one

 

[GuitarRevi]

Chaos tourist! My fucking sides

 

[Hyro]

This is the most schizo rebuttal I've ever heard

Needs to take his meds just like Mr Rosenbombing

 

[mr.moon1488]

So now he's admitting that his star witness lied under oath.

 

[obsdj]

"I guess we should tell parents and Santa Claus at Christmas that giving kids a skateboard is a deadly weapon. I guess we should give them an AR-15 instead."

Did you see how blisteringly clever fatty thought he was being with that tortuously painful and wildly incorrect analogy? That was his hocus pocus out of focus, wasn't it? Brilliant, chubs. Well done.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

They did deserve to be killed.