Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[PicsNGifs]

Chaos? Tourist?

 

[Fish Boss]

google maps is illegal now

 

[benutz]

 

[LargeChoonger]

"So a skateboard is a deadly weapon, grand-parents and parents don't gift your kids a deadly weapon"
I can't fucking believe it, this is so hard to watch.

Wow it's almost like doing tricks at a skatepark and using it as a club are two different things

 

[Michael Janke]

So now he's admitting that his star witness lied under oath.

Binger is probably about to have an aneurysm.
richards is probably laughing on the inside.

 

[GuntPunt]

"If someone threatened to kill you that day, and started chasing you after you said didn't pose a threat, and you had a gun, you wouldn't kill him after trying to take your gun."

Uhhh...

 

[make_it_so]

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1460390802480320516

 

[Aqua Panda]

It's amazing just how much time he's spending to defend the DA office over actually trying to put for an arguement that isn't, "No U."

 

[Josterman]

Christ, and now the fat cunt is arguing that a skateboard isn't a deadly weapon. Yeah, skateboards aren't intended to be deadly weapons, but they can be used as such. A brick also isn't intended to be a deadly weapon, but somebody could still bash somebody else's head in with one

Once again show them this by using their own logic against them

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi3ycStxpv0AhVKG80KHYSLDjgQxfQBKAB6BAgVEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fzoetillman%2Fcapitol-riot-weapons-charges&usg=AOvVaw1qfvUqhD7O5M8PROoBJSmj

 

[PeterMannion]

Very WEAK points

 

[JoyfulDarter]

He's defending the DA's office rather than prosecuting the defendant.

This is fantastic.

Hard R definitely nailed it when he said Kyle was only on trial so the government could absolve itself of responsibility for the shooting Kyle was involved with and all the violence and carnage of that night.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

OH NOOOO

 

[teriyakiburns]

To recap:

HISPANIC MAN BAD BLACK GUN BAD HISPANIC MAN BAD BLACK GUN BAD

Kyle bros are cocky for good reason. We'll see.

 

[Triple Flutz]

The fat is insisting so hard that Rittenhouse should have opted for hand to hand combat rather than use the weapon he had for his own protection as though things ended well for the two men who chose to do just that.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

"If you have to defend yourself against a crowd of people, you can only use your fists or you're a coward" - A fat man who apparently learned how self defense works from Dynasty Warriors

I would rather be a coward than dead. Also, I dont think Rittenhouse's courage is on trial here.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Also, I call dibs on Chaos Tourist for a band name. If any of you steal it, I will sue, and before you ask, yes, I will hire Kyle's defence team for that case

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

"He cowardly shoots a man instead of fighting back." Jesus, what the fuck? Real life isn't a fucking Marvel movie, you fat cunt. Yeah, if you have a gun and a guy, even if that guy is a manlet, rushes at you with clear intent to harm, and you're backed into a corner, you pull the trigger, and neutralize the threat. What the fuck is this "gotta be a 'fair' fight" bullshit?

The fat soy faggot is coping so hard and trying to make an excuse. He lost and he knows it. He probably watched so many Marvel Cinematic Universe movies he got them confused with reality.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[karadion]

So earlier if Huber's grandparents never got him the skateboard, he wouldn't have been a skate or die guy, right?

 

[Fougaro]

This rebuttal by seething Fatboi is so far the longest Snickers commercial I've seen.