Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Catch The Rainbow]

" just get into hand to hand combat with a mentally ill manlet who you last saw had a chain"

the last time fatty was in hand to hand combat was when he tried to boil a lobster

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"If you have to defend yourself against a crowd of people, you can only use your fists or you're a coward" - A fat man who apparently learned how self defense works from Dynasty Warriors

>Dynasty Warriors
No guns?

They Made Gundam Themed Dynasty Warriors you can Gun Down endless Crowds of people With a Colony Busting Weapon.

 

[F_Break]

Minor property damage.
Nigga are you blind?

Probably from diabetes.

 

[Fish Boss]

i thought theirs a duty to retreat why is fattie saying he should have engaged in fisticuffs

 

[JoyfulDarter]

"Nobody ever died from being punched in the head, chest, or throat"
t. fatass

To be fair, this is just his own experiences blinding him to the experiences of others. If someone tried to punch or kick him, his gigantic bloblike body would simply absorb the impact of the blow and he wouldn't feel anything.

 

[Erich Honecker]

Ice cream?

 

[karadion]

Plays games? You've been lying your ass off the entire time.

 

[Michael Janke]

the judge is probably thinking
"this fat fuck is retarded"

 

[HandsomeDan]

You know there is at least one wonderful individual on the Jury who is clenching their teeth wanting to just scream out "Hes not guilty! Now can we go Home?"

 

[Probably An Autist]

They're really drilling in the "lol he should have just fought back" argument, which IMO is absolutely retarded and hopefully the jury aren't brain dead

 

[SiggyB]

C'mon tons of fun, stop sucking Binger's dick and give a valid response, pussy.

 

[GuitarRevi]

Also, I call dibs on Chaos Tourist for a band name. If any of you steal it, I will sue, and before you ask, yes, I will hire Kyle's defence team for that case

I would play guitar or bass in a band called Chaos Tourist.

 

[Super Guido]

I'm getting MATI by these fuckers' flaccid arguments about self-defense. I cannot tell if they honestly believe what they're saying or if they're playing into spectators' lack of knowledge on how physical altercations work.

 

[Pringles Can]

So now the prosecutions issue is that Kyle did not kill everyone with his bare hands? What the actual fuck is this.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Throwing a punch is not self defense now. What.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Minor property damage.
Nigga are you blind?

Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds were still open so as far as fatty is concerned there were no riots.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It sounds like the prosecution's arguments aren't very convincing to anyone on here, and if some of the stuff about the Jury's responses to this events of this trial are true, it doesn't seem to have convinced them of very much either. Also, Richards was saving up all that defense lawyer power for the closing arguments, apparently. I wish I had watched some of this stuff but I sadly do not have the attention span.

Watch it in chunks. It's how I manage.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Ice cream?
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Ice cream jews are still jews.

 

[Aria]

He's literally saying that you should just take a beating instead of defending yourself.

 

[PeterMannion]

Yes PLEASE leave you obese mongoloid