Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Bunny Tracks]

"Because you didn't want to physically defend yourself."

I swear to god, if Kyle had used his gun to clock Rosenbaum in the head they'd be going after him for that, too.

 

[MrJokerRager]

If anyone could correct me, if Saint Kyle crossed state lines with an illegally owned firearm.

Doesn't that involve the Federal Government to step in with the FBI and ATF.

Given how trigger happy is the DOJ under Biden and Garland, I guess why aren't those Twitter cucks begging Biden to step in since it becomes a Federal case at that point.

 

[HumanHive]

Ice cream?
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Your entire industry is built on the enslavement of living creatures, dude.

 

[mr.moon1488]

the judge is probably thinking
"this fat fuck is exceptional"

Let's hope the jury is thinking the same thing.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Is he saying Kyle should have dropped the rifle and fought Pedobaum with his fists?

 

[Bardin Goreksson]

Is this fat fuck really comparing a skateboard to a gun? Skateboards can be deadly sure, but fucking really? Pretty sure bullets do it faster.

 

[Pork Packer]

the judge is probably thinking
"this fat fuck is exceptional"

that and "so thats where the pallet of asian food went..."

 

[Some JERK]

Uh... I wouldn't be hammering on reasonable doubt, dude.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Ice cream?
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Wouldn't even be in the news. Maybe it would be a token case for some conservative grifters for a month, but that's it

 

[Extreme Crusader]

They're still making the argument of 'he should of just sat there and died.' Holy fuck these people are insane.

 

[karadion]

Hey guys, Kenosha prosecutors says just take a beating, pull down your pants, and let a bipolar raping midget rape your asshole.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

So does defense not get a rebuttal either? I only ever knew about closing statements

No, the prosecution is supposed to be using this time to provide a burden of proof in response to the defense's closing statements. Fat boy is not doing that and instead is just whining and letting that ego get in the way of himself. Richard's looks completely checked out.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right?" Fatty literally just said those exact words. What the fuck is wrong with him?

and

"You can only defend yourself against imminent threats so why aren't your arms broken and your leg missing?"
Just stop.

and

"Nobody ever died from being punched in the head, chest, or throat"
t. fatass

I am genuinely dumbfounded by this line of logic. That can't even sound right in his own mind.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Again, bringing up reasonable doubt in the context of the decedent's motives. Why is he acting like they're the defendants? Does he not realize how that looks?

 

[Pizza Munch]

"every life matters" BASED

 

[Gehenna]

"Everyone takes a beating" Lol fucking no.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

I'm getting MATI by these fuckers' flaccid arguments about self-defense. I cannot tell if they honestly believe what they're saying or if they're playing into spectators' lack of knowledge on how physical altercations work.

They do not believe what they're saying AT ALL. It's beyond dishonest but it's the job they signed up for so they gotta do it.

 

[LUNEKO]

"every life matters"
FATTY NO THAT'S RACIST

 

[Puff]

Is he saying Kyle should have dropped the rifle and fought Pedobaum with his fists?

Yes, that is exactly what they're arguing "everyone takes a beating every once in a while"

 

[Angelos32]

Ice cream?
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He would probably be acquitted too if these 2 idiots were the prosecution