Phil I must apologize to you. I know you read these posts but I sympathize with you.
It is a hard struggle getting up and getting socks and shoes while it is drizzling rain. I mean first you have to find socks and usually they're in a drawer which you have to pull. Then you have to put them on. And to do that you need to pull them apart and fit your foot in them. That is tough. Stupid kids and trolls don't know that, they stay in their mommy's basement all day harassing people making a living.
Then you have to find your shoes, and your feet are already sopping wet from walking outside in slippers in this drizzling rain. It feels like a ocean alright? So you get your shoes and wait. You have to tie them. Yeah. Stupid moron shoemaker made shoes with laces. How the fuck are you supposed to tie them? So you finally manage to tie them and go downstairs right? You can fall doing that dude. I've fallen down stairs and majorly inconvenienced myself and maybe even got life threatening bruises. And you are in lounger pajama pants as well so its like you aren't safe from rain or falls and have to pull a sweatshirt over your head to keep yourself warm.
An umbrella doesn't work guys. Neither do raincoats. Do you understand how hard it is to press a button that doesn't even fucking work and then hold it over your head to keep dry? And rain coats make me sweat. I may as well wear nothing in the rain instead, I'll fucking die.
Grow the fuck up already Phil. There are grown adults younger than you who work in extreme weather and don't demand shit like fucking children ever. You are a hypochondriac piece of shit who blows everything out of proportion and act like the world must cater to you.
