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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Ironically enough, it looks like it's primarily the FtMs who were in charge of getting the fence done. Just like when Alyssa visited, continues to underline the point that it's only the born-women who give a shit about any sort of maintenance and upkeep around the place while the born-men just want to dick around and play tacticool army man.

Sky, the sole guy who hasn't thoroughly divorced himself from being a guy (gender noncommitment aside), seems to be the one actual man involved in doing the work. Aside from the pink-haired thing there who sure as hell isn't doing anything that helpful while dicking around outside with long hair down, I guess.

Just sad to see that it's a ranch full of big strapping 'strong independent wahmen don't need no men' and they can't be arsed to do the heavy labor that they're physically built for, while the scrawny little 'men' actually work.
 
Re: The soil, "spring runoff," fencing, etc.

1. I doxxed their soil a few months ago and I don't recall a hardpan close enough to the surface where it would matter.

2. I also doxxed their climate and they don't get heavy snows there. 14 inches of precip, 5 of which falls during summer monsoons. The snow they do get is really dry. The tranch is also fairly flat. Runoff would be negligible. If it wasn't, we would have seen erosional features by now. The road is raised above grade so it's not going to flood.

3. Going for wood instead of metal t-posts is dumb. An 8-foot wooden post at my local Tractor Supply is 18 bucks, while a t-post of the same height is 8 bucks. The wood posts around here usually seem to be used for gates and corners and other places where a sturdy attachment point is needed. Wood gets weathered very quickly, so their shit is going to dry and crack. Gabions are also frequently used here, but I doubt the tranchers know a gabion from an amhole.

I've never seen a ditch next to a fence like that. Seems like it would weaken the fence. What I have seen is fire breaks, but the likelihood that they're going to lose thousands of dollars in forage because of a fire is... minimal. Also, the wood posts are flammable. I'm guessing there was some element of laziness involved, but what corner they were trying to cut, I know not.

I don't know what they're trying to keep out. If the fence is properly tensioned, it's easily climbed. And if they're trying to keep out coyotes, they can jump over that thing no problem. Bunnies and ground squirrels will laugh at your puny human efforts. And a human trying to get under there just needs to knock the soil back in the ditch.

Thank you for today's installment of "City People: LOL."
It's not spring that's the problem in that part of the country, it's the summer. Thunderstorms cause flash floods at least once every few years near Westcliffe. I agree on the wood vs metal for them, particularly with current prices, but ranches a bit further east use wooden posts because the ranches are much larger and the cattle don't wander to it often, so they don't need particularly strong posts. It's definitely not a fire break. What they have would never stop a fire fueled by plains vegetation. Those can leap across roads. You deal with fire through land management there and lol they'd be screwed.

I think the fence is mostly meant to keep the dogs and livestock from leaving and it also puts up a little show for their benefactors.
 
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I think the fence is mostly meant to keep the dogs and livestock from leaving and it also puts up a little show for their benefactors.
Been thinking far too much about this fence. It's performative, certainly: ranchers building and fixing fences is a trope that their audience/benefactors expect. But I'm bothered by the whole "Penny is running a cult" thing raised a few times (sorry, I can't remember who by, but more than one person ITT) which I've considered a joke so far.

A nice fence to keep "the enemy" out and the inhabitants in is an important enough aspect of cult behavior, but shared, visibly successful work is even more important. And they successfully made a fence. Might not last for long, might not be perfect, but it's decent enough, it looks good at first glance, and it's something they did together. That counts for a lot in group dynamics.

Now I'm going to go play a game or something, having given the tranch more attention than it really warrants today.
 
But I'm bothered by the whole "Penny is running a cult" thing raised a few times (sorry, I can't remember who by, but more than one person ITT) which I've considered a joke so far.
Iffenwhen I say troonery in general and the tranch in particular are cults, I 100% mean it.

There are many similar lists; I got this one off of Medium. It was the first list I clicked on.

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
2. The group suppresses skepticism
3. The group delegitimizes former members
4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
5. The group relies on shame cycles
6. The leader is above the law
7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
8. The group is elitist
9. There is no financial transparency
10. The group performs secret rites



But my ultimate point about troonery that's not mentioned here because duh, this is a list about cults, is that troonery is an essentially theological/metaphysical belief system. There's no science, there's no logic, none of this shit can be seen or measured. In order to believe in troonery, you have to believe in a soul that is gendered.
 
Penny is a piss poor cult leader. He lost Bonnie, but hasn't bothered to excommunicate him and make him an "unperson."
That we know of. Yet.

But considering the mere idea of de-transitioning is enough to get someone perma-banned from polite society. Please refer to the works of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog for additional details.
 
That we know of. Yet.

But considering the mere idea of de-transitioning is enough to get someone perma-banned from polite society. Please refer to the works of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog for additional details.
There lies my question, when you talk about cults, is the Tranch merely a sub-church of the Trans Mega Church? If so, then I retract my comment.
 
Love Bombing is also used by cults to recruit members. The Children of God cult even used Flirty Fishing (sex) to lure men into it. At least Kevin doesn't have much to offer in that regard when it comes to cracking eggs since absolutely no one wants his amhole.
Having sex doesn't have anything to do with love bombing - love bombing is the shit they do when flooding some poor "egg" on twatter dot coom or Discord with so much asspats he can't handle it. "Oh it's okay sweetie you're definitely trans, you're perfectly valid even without feeling dysphoria, you're going to be gorgeous trust me, we totally get you, I also used to steal my mother's panties and jerk off into them, that's completely valid" and so on and so forth. What they're doing to that fat coward Mode_view in a nutshell.
 
There lies my question, when you talk about cults, is the Tranch merely a sub-church of the Trans Mega Church? If so, then I retract my comment.
It's kind of like the Mormon fundamentalist cults, or some kind of doomsday thing. They have the basics of the trans movement, but theyve also hybridized it with Anarcho-socialism (all of their rhetoric), this weird survivalist LARP they have going (self sustaining, defending against the elusive Earl), and of course we all know that the end goal is to rise up, exterminate the cis, and create the true and honest trans society that will solve all of their woes (WE ARE A TRANS HAVEN, THE CIS, etc). You know, kind of like the Mormon planet rulership or whatever it is they believe.

Much like fundamentalist religious groups and doomsday cults, they have a hard time achieving their goals bc any one not already indoctrinated into the the base ideology, or born into it (pray for no uterus transplants) can see it for what it is, a grift in this case.

We've seen that even trans peeps don't really dig what they're doing, see the animal abuse photos.

Tl;dr I think they are
 
Sky's a big lad. Could do way better for himself.

As far as ditch placement, I've seen both ways. Inside the fence has it's advantages - it does act as a slight deterrent to the animals damaging the fence. I know sheep, goats, and cows absolutely adore scratching their itches against fenceposts until the post collapses, can't see alpacas being much different. With the dip before the fence it might also discourage the alpacas from jumping the fence to get something to eat. Don't know about that though; it works on sheep, doesn't work on goats, and I've never seen an alpaca jump.
Guys we already know that trannies know nothing about correct placement of ditches or the way they’re intended to work. We have Kevin’s thread and the SRS thread that have proved this multiple times over.
 
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Been thinking far too much about this fence. It's performative, certainly: ranchers building and fixing fences is a trope that their audience/benefactors expect. But I'm bothered by the whole "Penny is running a cult" thing raised a few times (sorry, I can't remember who by, but more than one person ITT) which I've considered a joke so far.

A nice fence to keep "the enemy" out and the inhabitants in is an important enough aspect of cult behavior, but shared, visibly successful work is even more important. And they successfully made a fence. Might not last for long, might not be perfect, but it's decent enough, it looks good at first glance, and it's something they did together. That counts for a lot in group dynamics.

Now I'm going to go play a game or something, having given the tranch more attention than it really warrants today.
Laydeestown: Why Do We Build the Fence
 
doesn't the ditch usually go on the other side? All the flash flooding ditches I've seen are between the road and the property on the other side....

I think the idea is that, when Earl's boys finally manage to get over the razor wire, they suddenly stand ankle-deep in a mixture of mud and alpaca dreck. So then they'll think, drat, hate wet feet, better go home get some dry socks.

Penny obviously has no high expectations of Colorado Nazis.
 
Threads getting a little exceptional so here's some content. I checked out the recent mentions of the tranch. As always sorry for phone posting.

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"Maybe even killed one of the animals" :story:

An actual natal woman claims she's knitting with the yarn and that it's the "most delightful knitting experience" she's had in a while. Given that it's poorly plied and full of plant matter, I can only assume she's previously been knitting with barbed wire and hobo pubes.

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Lmao

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