DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Well...are you familiar with the tale of Phillip and his employee discount at Best Buy?

Because our very own Phillip did risk his job over a video games consol, and got duely fired

But didn't he sue, and win?

The judge even said: ''Wow dude this is super unfair Phil and you did nothing wrong I'll fine those morons''.

Edit: Spelling.

 

[MoonRocker]

This latest rant was unhinged. Just sickening to listen to. This manchild has lost his fucking faculties and the various paranoid trains of thought that permeated his gouty brain as he desperately tried to locate his new toy made me legitimately disgusted with this guy (even more than I thought was possible).

I always believed that there’s a special place in hell for people who abuse/ look down upon minimum wage and working class people. It’s a shitty situation to be stuck in, often driven by the external conditions of someone’s life that are often out of their control. Nobody wakes up and realizes that their life calling is to be stocking shelved at Walmart at a minimum wage rate and just under 30 hours so they don’t qualify for benefits. Such situations are made even worse when people like DSP sneer and look down upon these losers for daring to inconvenience their oh-so-important lives. It’s even worse when you think that his wife is one of those subhuman pieces of shit and yesterday’s rant should make you think twice about how he truly feels about what his wife does.

I say it regularly on these forums but as social animals, there can be nothing more detrimental for someone’s mental health than voluntary seclusion away from other human beings to get lost into technological illusions. Video games are a fun hobby to be appreciated in moderation but when they start consuming your social life and become a type of job, replacing your only outlet for socializing by reading static text splattered across a chat room, your mental health is going to suffer massively.

Remember that DSP sits in a dusty and musty office 6 times a week for hours on ends talking to himself or into a microphone while never hearing another person’s voice or feeling another person’s touch. He does this 26-27 days out of the month.

His paranoia increases every year almost linearly where a potentially lost package has to equate with the driver trying to fuck him over because he wanted to deprive Phil of his shitty little toy.

This dude is headed for an epic public meltdown in the long-term. He’s fucking losing it at a slow but steady pace.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

Because it's Phil. He's scared to death of his neighbours. That, the fact that his neighbours would probably call the cops if they saw him, since he looks like a bum that wandered into through the gate.

 

[white gorilla glue]

just heard on youtube that some individual boinked Phillip's sister-in-law. was it one of those long ass 10 paragraph replies? because i skip those.

 

[DeeTracktor]

But didn't he sue, and won?

The judge even said: ''Wow dude this is super unfair Phil and you did nothing wrong I'll fine those morons''.

''But the fines wont help right now, tipping is what works best, I get those RIGHT AWAY to help pay mah bills, groceries, and food for my catson Jasper, Your Worship'' >Snort<

 

[PieceofShet]

just heard on youtube that some individual boinked Phillip's sister-in-law. was it one of those long ass 10 paragraph replies? because i skip those.

Its in the Kat Speculation topic.

Starts here.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-260#post-10457420

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

This.

You know that one person in your neighborhood? Yeah, you know the one.

Phil is his neighborhood’s That One Person.

I like to think that his whole street is pretty neighbourly and hang out for BBQs and pool parties, but Phil never gets an invite. Instead he's just twitching the curtains looking across the street when he hears sounds of mature adult socialising and fun.

Before Kat: "Oh, it's a couples thing, you wouldn't be interested."
After Kat: "Oh, it's a families thing, you wouldn't be interested."

 

[JPG]

Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I like to think that his whole street is pretty neighbourly and hang out for BBQs and pool parties, but Phil never gets an invite. Instead he's just twitching the curtains looking across the street when he hears sounds of mature adult socialising and fun.

Before Kat: "Oh, it's a couples thing, you wouldn't be interested."
After Kat: "Oh, it's a families thing, you wouldn't be interested."

It's been a while since I visited the fan thread but again as I remember it, it looked like a good mix of different types of regular middel to maybe upper middel class people.

So I don't think you are far off TBH I wouldn't mind having any of them as my neighbours, I think a BBQ or some such with them would probably be really neat.

 

[Elescondido]

Let's end speculation, that story was 100% false.
He most likely went arround the whole gated community and found nothing and only after getting back home he happened to look at his porch
And he didnt want to look like a retard so he invented this whole story are about this evil amazon driver which also gives him pity points which the wheelchairs love.

edit: there's just something about how he is so quick to blame the driver instead of any of the infinite possibilities
Also that made him so angry that he almost shit himself? that totally sounds like something totally normal huh ?
Imagine being a neighbour of this 50 year old looking child

 

[SilverReaper]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

I'm a bit shocked he didn't call him a complete idiot or something similar. Probably forcing himself to keep it clean with this youtube comments "resurrection"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Let's end speculation, that story was 100% false.
He most likely went arround the whole gated community and found nothing and only after getting back home he happened to look at his porch
And he didnt want to look like an exceptional individual so he invented this whole story are about this evil amazon driver which also gives him pity points which the wheelchairs love.

And he could've just told the truth with a funny self-deprecating story about himself wandering around looking for a package he already stepped over. Everybody has done that and can relate. But nope, can't humanize himself whatsoever.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

10:45 to 4 is 5 hours and 15 minutes, 6:45 to 9:30 is 2 hours and 45 minutes. He is doing exactly 8 hours which would include his ridiculous breaks and pre stream shit. Fuck off Phil, uploading videos like yours takes 2 minutes of work and then sitting around waiting until it is ready to upload. Perhaps you could spend the time waiting playing a game say, I don't know, like WWE Champions while waiting for the upload

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

LOL good luck. From own experience they usually give you a strange look, and suddenly you are ''volunteered'' for something really shitty.

And he could've just told the truth with a funny self-deprecating story about himself wandering around looking for a package he already stepped over. Everybody has done that and can relate. But nope, can't humanize himself whatsoever.

Well you have to be human in the first place so that's the first hurdle, the next one is the whole ''funny'' thing.

 

[gh0stzero]

His neighbors are white?

Deranged Nigel doxxed his neighbours for funsies and we saw that the neighbourhood is oddly diverse.

I got Fallout style Vault-Tec experiment vibes from it tbh

Spoiler: If for some reason you don't know what vault tec is

In the fallout universe they locked people away in vaults and did weird experiments on them, like fill vaults with women and only one guy, a guy and a panther and some regular control vaults that went according to the public expectations

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

He doesn't actually start talking until 11:10am(1rst stream) and 7:10pm(2nd stream) so he can jerk himself off all he wants, and it still doesn't change that.

Also prestream doesn't count because it's just him bullshitting for an hour.

However right or wrong doesn't matter to him, all the matters is 1uping the other guy. He has this fascination with talking down to people and shaming them even when they are correct.

The fact he approved this comment stems more from wanting to "debunk" it in order to control the narrative.

 

[white gorilla glue]

Its in the Kat Speculation topic.

Starts here.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-260#post-10457420

thank you very much

 

[Nineteenlevels]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

People have different opinions about streaming being a 'real job' or not, but for sure some people do put a lot of work in their product. Phil just doesn't care, and genuinely puts no effort at being an entertaining product, him coming on stream is basically him needing to show his face to collect money. Him playing and streaming a game is basically a pretence.

 

[Sup3r]

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

Because he knows that if he said anything about them, it'd get back to them. He knows that people do find out when he says something about them and accusing one of his neighbours, whose names and faces he knows he should know after years living there. And he knows that they were doxxed so people can easily reach out and inform them. A nameless and faceless amazon driver is much easier to accuse and no one can verify what happened.

And he could've just told the truth with a funny self-deprecating story about himself wandering around looking for a package he already stepped over. Everybody has done that and can relate. But nope, can't humanize himself whatsoever.

As he once said "I did nothing wrong". He can never make a mistake, why else would he ignore unknowns in his chat who contradict him.

10:45 to 4 is 5 hours and 15 minutes, 6:45 to 9:30 is 2 hours and 45 minutes. He is doing exactly 8 hours which would include his ridiculous breaks and pre stream shit. Fuck off Phil, uploading videos like yours takes 2 minutes of work and then sitting around waiting until it is ready to upload. Perhaps you could spend the time waiting playing a game say, I don't know, like WWE Champions while waiting for the upload

And it's obvious he pays negative attention to the uploads with how often he refuses to check them, given he can't be bothered to make sure they upload in order. It'd be ridiculous if anyone else did it once but with Phil it's par for the course.

He doesn't actually start talking until 11:10am(1rst stream) and 7:10pm(2nd stream) so he can jerk himself off all he wants, and it still doesn't change that.

Also prestream doesn't count because it's just him bullshitting for an hour.

However right or wrong doesn't matter to him, all the matters is 1uping the other guy. He has this fascination with talking down to people and shaming them even when they are correct.

The fact he approved this comment stems more from wanting to "debunk" it in order to control the narrative.

And if they decided to respond he would never approve of it. There is no point to trying to argue with him in his venues, as he will always have the last, wrong say.

 

[Mr. Brown]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

It's so autistic to even argue here... He uploads 5 x 1 hour videos a day. He streams for 5 hours...

Why would he even pretend otherwise?