US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Last Stand]

There's no comparison to Carter. Biden is the first Biden.

Hopefully the ONLY Biden ever. He's more of a dictator than Trump ever WAS.

 

[Terrifik]

the sign was being paid to much we had to overhaul the system because people said covi19 on tweets to much

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1460716300297244683/photo/1

 

[Corette]

Hopefully the ONLY Biden ever. He's more of a dictator than Trump ever WAS.

Wouldn't Hunter for President 20xx sound fun?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Wouldn't Hunter for President 20xx sound fun?

Hunter: "Underaged Crackwhores for EVERYONE!!! Also buy my kindergarden blow straw paintings plz, k thnx."

 

[Oats12345]

That's what they said about Peoples Temple, and look where that ended up.

Joe Biden every time he goes out:
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Ok fair point

 

[Iceland Heavy]

If Kabul was Saigon, I'm wondering what will be Tehran 1979.

Either: the same exact thing happening in Iraq; some shia militias already tried storming the embassy in Baghdad right before Trump vaporized Soleimani and put an end to that nonsense. The greater protests they were a part of have simmered down for now but could still flare up out of control and result in the US being unceremoniously kicked out of there just like Iran. The second option is China invading not Taiwan itself, but one of its outlying islands and daring the US to do something about it, and Biden does nothing but cope, seethe, and accept it.

 

[MysticLord]

It should be noted that it’s pretty fucking difficult to sink an aircraft carrier. You’d pretty much need to nuke one to take it out (at which point nuclear retaliation is all but guaranteed) because while it’s theoretically possible to do it with conventional weapons, the carrier can tank a LOT of damage, giving its strike group a lot of time to fight back and route the enemy before it goes down.

In 2005 they bombed a decommissioned carrier for a month straight and it still only sunk when they rigged it with demolition charges. Trying to sink a carrier using non-nuclear weapons is pretty much futile.

Shaped charges can defeat most armors that I've heard of. Doesn't matter if the carrier is still floating if it's swiss cheese, on fire, unoperable, and most of the crew are dead.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It should be noted that it’s pretty fucking difficult to sink an aircraft carrier. You’d pretty much need to nuke one to take it out (at which point nuclear retaliation is all but guaranteed) because while it’s theoretically possible to do it with conventional weapons, the carrier can tank a LOT of damage, giving its strike group a lot of time to fight back and route the enemy before it goes down.

In 2005 they bombed a decommissioned carrier for a month straight and it still only sunk when they rigged it with demolition charges. Trying to sink a carrier using non-nuclear weapons is pretty much futile.

Pro-Gamer Tip: Hypersonic missiles make short work of slow-moving targets like aircraft carriers. Even when armed with conventional warheads.

It reads like an attempt to get a budget increase, but they do bring up good points there.

MDA: U.S. Aircraft Carriers Now at Risk from Hypersonic Missiles - USNI News

This post has been updated to correct the spelling of the first name of the director of the Missile Defense Agency, Vice Adm. Jon Hill. U.S. aircraft carriers are already facing risks from hypersonic weapons that are now entering the inventory of American adversaries and the Navy has developed...

news.usni.org

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Shaped charges can defeat most armors that I've heard of. Doesn't matter if the carrier is still floating if it's swiss cheese, on fire, unoperable, and most of the crew are dead.

You act like that's not the standard operation of an aircraft carrier.

 

[pwnest injun]

How the hell are they saying with a straight face that the DNC "punished" Maxine Waters? Cuntface has NEVER EVER been punished, let alone made to pay any sort of price for the hate speech shit she spews on a regular basis.

Waters will quite possibly be the new House Dem leader after Pelosi steps down.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

36% of adults over 65 have gotten a booster. The numbers for adults under 65 won't even touch 25%.

Multiple people at my place of work who are "fully vaxxed" as of now have told me they don't want the booster. Yet somehow they feel that this looming mandate has no implications for them because they're "fully vaxxed". I've encouraged all of them to apply for religious exemptions now, as even though this round technically doesn't apply to them if it goes through theres no way they dont mandate boosters.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Biden plan to run LA port 24/7 to break backlog falls short​

https://apnews.com/article/joe-bide...te-buttigieg-a46b44e9efcd03f498ce0b43501b6637 (https://archive.ph/2nH3p)
LOS ANGELES (AP) — President Joe Biden announced a deal last month to establish around-the-clock operations at the Port of Los Angeles, the nation’s largest, to break an unprecedented container ship traffic jam blamed for driving up consumer prices.

But that hasn’t happened yet.

Port of Los Angeles Executive Director Gene Seroka said in an online briefing Tuesday that the sprawling complex has “24/7 capability,” but a shortage of truck drivers and nighttime warehouse workers pose problems in establishing a nonstop schedule, along with getting importers to embrace expanded hours.

“It’s an effort to try to get this entire orchestra of supply chain players to get on the same calendar,” he said. Among thousands of importers, “we’ve had very few takers to date.”

U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that going to a 24 hour-a-day schedule at the busiest port in the Western Hemisphere “is, of course, not flipping the switch. There are so many players, even just on the grounds of port.”

As for moving cargo, Seroka said there was encouraging news: Since Oct. 24, the port witnessed a 25% drop in the number of import containers on the docks — from 95,000 to to 71,000. During the same time, cargo sitting nine days or longer dropped by 29%, he said.

“There’s much more work to be done on this front but great progress by our dock workers, shipping lines, truckers, marine terminal operators and railroad partners,” he said.

With container ships stranded at ports and unloaded goods waiting for trucks, the White House hoped the longer workday at the port would help loosen the bottleneck and cut into shipping delays for everything from cars to toasters to sneakers.

As of Tuesday, there were 84 container ships waiting offshore to get into the Port of Los Angeles or its neighboring sister port in Long Beach, an improvement from some recent days when the number topped 100. In normal busy times, only a handful of ships have to wait to dock.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Multiple people at my place of work who are "fully vaxxed" as of now have told me they don't want the booster. Yet somehow they feel that this looming mandate has no implications for them because they're "fully vaxxed". I've encouraged all of them to apply for religious exemptions now, as even though this round technically doesn't apply to them if it goes through theres no way they dont mandate boosters.

Yeah, vaxxtards really don't have a clue. I'm 'fully vaxxed' myself and don't need to get a religious exemption because I'll get my 'booster' the same way I got 'fully vaxxed' if you catch my meaning.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Multiple people at my place of work who are "fully vaxxed" as of now have told me they don't want the booster. Yet somehow they feel that this looming mandate has no implications for them because they're "fully vaxxed". I've encouraged all of them to apply for religious exemptions now, as even though this round technically doesn't apply to them if it goes through theres no way they dont mandate boosters.

They got their two doses, they'll be back in line when they are told to get a third, a fourth, a fifth, a...

 

[tehpope]

Biden plan to run LA port 24/7 to break backlog falls short​

https://apnews.com/article/joe-bide...te-buttigieg-a46b44e9efcd03f498ce0b43501b6637 (https://archive.ph/2nH3p)
LOS ANGELES (AP) — President Joe Biden announced a deal last month to establish around-the-clock operations at the Port of Los Angeles, the nation’s largest, to break an unprecedented container ship traffic jam blamed for driving up consumer prices.

But that hasn’t happened yet.

Port of Los Angeles Executive Director Gene Seroka said in an online briefing Tuesday that the sprawling complex has “24/7 capability,” but a shortage of truck drivers and nighttime warehouse workers pose problems in establishing a nonstop schedule, along with getting importers to embrace expanded hours.

“It’s an effort to try to get this entire orchestra of supply chain players to get on the same calendar,” he said. Among thousands of importers, “we’ve had very few takers to date.”

U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that going to a 24 hour-a-day schedule at the busiest port in the Western Hemisphere “is, of course, not flipping the switch. There are so many players, even just on the grounds of port.”

As for moving cargo, Seroka said there was encouraging news: Since Oct. 24, the port witnessed a 25% drop in the number of import containers on the docks — from 95,000 to to 71,000. During the same time, cargo sitting nine days or longer dropped by 29%, he said.

“There’s much more work to be done on this front but great progress by our dock workers, shipping lines, truckers, marine terminal operators and railroad partners,” he said.

With container ships stranded at ports and unloaded goods waiting for trucks, the White House hoped the longer workday at the port would help loosen the bottleneck and cut into shipping delays for everything from cars to toasters to sneakers.

As of Tuesday, there were 84 container ships waiting offshore to get into the Port of Los Angeles or its neighboring sister port in Long Beach, an improvement from some recent days when the number topped 100. In normal busy times, only a handful of ships have to wait to dock.

Maybe you retards should lax your fucking insane rules while we're trying to clear out the backlog.

 

[Salubrious]

Waters will quite possibly be the new House Dem leader after Pelosi steps down.

The sad thing is that I believe you despite the fact that Waters is OLDER than Pelosi is.

Maxine is 83 now, will be 84 on Midterms night. Literally the only thing that will get her to retire is natural causes.

 

[ZMOT]

This is exceptional. I doubt it will go anywhere. Most Catholics will object and it will slowly fade away

it's worse when you consider the german female form of god is written with an umlaut (göttin)...

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

They got their two doses, they'll be back in line when they are told to get a third, a fourth, a fifth, a...

Indeed, but a portion of those officially vaccinated didn't need to get in any line or even see any doctor or see any nurse or see any low wage needle operator. Monique from HR doesn't have telepathy and therefore won't know for sure where the proof of vaccination comes from. I hope people reading this understand that there are alternative ways to 'get vaccinated' without any trouble whatsoever, and by 'any trouble' I obviously mean that it's super easy to get vaccinated at countless places all across the world.

I personally will 'get the booster' if I need it for the business I need to take part in, but I will do so in the same way I got initially 'double vaxxed.' Of course, I will be telling every person I show the card to of the heart attack I survived after, and that I know some people who've died from blood clot issues, just to make sure they're aware of what happens to vaxxtards like me.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Indeed, but a portion of those officially vaccinated didn't need to get in any line or even see any doctor or see any nurse or see any low wage needle operator. Monique from HR doesn't have telepathy and therefore won't know for sure where the proof of vaccination comes from. I hope people reading this understand that there are alternative ways to 'get vaccinated' without any trouble whatsoever, and by 'any trouble' I obviously mean that it's super easy to get vaccinated at countless places all across the world.

I personally will 'get the booster' if I need it for the business I need to take part in, but I will do so in the same way I got initially 'double vaxxed.' Of course, I will be telling every person I show the card to of the heart attack I survived after, and that I know some people who've died from blood clot issues, just to make sure they're aware of what happens to vaxxtards like me.

But then the Narrative Ghostbusters will go after you.

 

[In Memoriam]

Indeed, but a portion of those officially vaccinated didn't need to get in any line or even see any doctor or see any nurse or see any low wage needle operator. Monique from HR doesn't have telepathy and therefore won't know for sure where the proof of vaccination comes from. I hope people reading this understand that there are alternative ways to 'get vaccinated' without any trouble whatsoever, and by 'any trouble' I obviously mean that it's super easy to get vaccinated at countless places all across the world.

I personally will 'get the booster' if I need it for the business I need to take part in, but I will do so in the same way I got initially 'double vaxxed.' Of course, I will be telling every person I show the card to of the heart attack I survived after, and that I know some people who've died from blood clot issues, just to make sure they're aware of what happens to vaxxtards like me.

I’m right there with ya, bud. I bet a lot of the vaxxed are “vaxxed”