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But look on the bright side: she can go take a nice, hot bath whenever she wants, safe in the knowledge that neither Corissa nor Juliana will need to take a shower. Or, in Juliana's case, the toilet.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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A bit late on this point but just catching up on the thread:
So Corissa's suggestion is that you select some black woman and tokenize her by having her come speak to the white people on behalf of the black people to explain the racisms?
I love how standpoint epistemology always positions its adherents to be way more racist than your backwards great-grandpa who still uses all the outdated, cringy words to describe minority groups.
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I'm sorry but fuck Corissa and her Sister I'm more worried about the dog looks so just done with everything. Also what are the odds of that house having asbestos that needs removing considering it was built in the 20s I'd say pretty good?
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Stuff like that would have been checked during the assessment for the loan/house purchase.
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Dammit, Juliana.
The ancient Greek physician Hippocrates said "Corpulence is not only a disease itself, but the harbinger of others" sometime around 450 BC. And in the sixth century, the Indian doctor Sushruta worked out the correlation between obesity, diabetes and heart disease. People have known obesity is unhealthy for at least 2,500 years now.
And while neither ancient Greece nor sixth-century India were enlightened human-rights utopias, neither one was a hotbed of anti-Semitism. Their concerns over diabetes and obesity had nothing to do with anti-Jewish bigotry, 19th-century white European colonialism, or any of the other scapegoats HAES cultists use to pretend morbid obesity isn't really bad for you.
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The ancient Greek physician Hippocrates said "Corpulence is not only a disease itself, but the harbinger of others" sometime around 450 BC. And in the sixth century, the Indian doctor Sushruta worked out the correlation between obesity, diabetes and heart disease. People have known obesity is unhealthy for at least 2,500 years now.
And while neither ancient Greece nor sixth-century India were enlightened human-rights utopias, neither one was a hotbed of anti-Semitism. Their concerns over diabetes and obesity had nothing to do with anti-Jewish bigotry, 19th-century white European colonialism, or any of the other scapegoats HAES cultists use to pretend morbid obesity isn't really bad for you.
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"Julianna can't use the toilet!" is great tea, but tbf, all she said was that she can't shower. As I read it, she meant because of her fucked knee. She sits when she showers, so maybe she can't climb in and out of the tub? Her shower chair doesn't fit? It's uncomfortable with the injury? Maybe she's obliquely saying she can't fit, but nothing is really confirmed. (And all she addressed was the shower, not toilet. Not saying she does fit, but just to be accurate.)
I like the Doritos, and backup Doritos. They're not even different flavors. Do they each require their own bag?
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The bathroom pictured has no shower and the pictures of the bathroom plus her size there doesnt seem a possibly way she would fit.
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She can't walk the stairs in the house at all, ergo she cannot use any bathroom facilities. No toilet. No shower. No sink. She's stuck in what she calls the basement, which is actually the 3 seasons porch off the back of the house.
This means she can't sleep in their bed anymore, either.
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3 whole steps it may as well be Mt Fucking Everest if this doesn't spur some serious and immediate change then nothing will Corissa should watch carefully because that's exactly where she's headed.
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I objectively know that J is terrible and should lose weight and fix her life, and I am not making excuses for stupid behaviors, or personality disorders, or even “blaming” Corissa,
but lol god damn this is incredibly sad. How fucking dehumanizing. No animal should have to live like this. Certainly no human being should have to live like this.
I hope that Corissa kicks J out and she had to go to her parents. Not only because then Corissa will be all alone in her tiny debt prison, but because J’s situation is bleak. Not going to call it tragic, but…wow. Sad.
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Corissa isn't going to kick Juliana out while Juliana is still working. As pitiful as Juliana's wage is, Corissa still needs it as it's the only dependable income stream in the household. You never know when that feeder porn is going to stop paying. And while Juliana has the grace and intelligence of a concussed retarded walrus, Corissa on the other hand, does have enough rat cunning to realise Juliana's employee health insurance is literally going to be a lifesaver if Corissa keeps packing it on. Maybe a couple hundred kilos ago Corissa could have simply replaced Juliana with some other dipshit meal ticket, but now, the only people she'd attract are creepy feeder fetishists.
The minute Juliana stops working... the very second the health insurance is gone, the money ceases to flow, and it becomes clear that Corissa will have to nurse the bedbound tick that is Juliana, Juliana will be kicked out of the house so fast she'll be slammed in the face by her own pannus.
The minute Juliana stops working... the very second the health insurance is gone, the money ceases to flow, and it becomes clear that Corissa will have to nurse the bedbound tick that is Juliana, Juliana will be kicked out of the house so fast she'll be slammed in the face by her own pannus.
"Please, Corissa. Let me out of the basement. I want to lose weight. I want to live!"
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Yes, yes, J is a pathetic (and stubborn) creature. But the fact that J expected her workplace to provide accommodations like a bidet while her own "activist" partner--the one person who should care about accommodating J as reasonably as possible--doesn't give a single greasy fuck that she can't use stairs or the bathroom is insanely and darkly hilarious, no? Corissa should change her merch to FAT CUNT.
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Something else to remember about the house. Corissa put the deed in only her name. J technically has no rights to live there if Corissa kicks her out.
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Yeah, and if Juju had literally two fucking braincells left to rub together, that would have been the first (recent) red flag
But it's J, so I guess denial as massive as herself is standard.
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Well, she may have squatters rights or be close to common law marriage. I'm pretty sure common law marriage is a thing in Kansas, but I'm not sure about squatters rights.
edit- so she may be able to stay, but she'll never have that sweet sweet equity. ATTN - zoomers and millenials... shit like this is why getting married to your long term partner is important!!!! You can give everything to help someone build a life, but if ya split up and ain't married, they can run away with all the loot. Point blank period.
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In Kansas, common-law marriage applies to any couple who is living together with the mutual stated intention to marry. That's it. The duration of the relationship or time living together is not an issue.
Early in the summer, Corissa made a post to Instagram that was all about how much she loves Juliana—but has no intention of marrying her. It was phrased as, "I've already been married once, don't want to do that again, and I don't need to be married to Juliana to prove how much I love her." She was quite insistent upon that point, and it was such a weird post—until she announced that she was buying a house. That was when I looked up the legal criteria for common-law marriage in Kansas,
In doing that, Corissa made an unambiguous public statement that she has no intention of marrying Juliana, which means that while they cohabit as romantic partners, they cannot legally be considered a common-law marriage. Therefore, Juliana has no legal claim on Corissa's business, the house, or any of her cash or personal belongings, should they split, or if Corissa dies without leaving her anything in a will (and yes, I'm being optimistic to imagine Corissa has even bothed to make a will, given her short-sightedness in every other area of her life).
Squatters' rights don't apply here because the property isn't abandoned (and if it was, she'd have to live there for 15 years to gain squatter's rights, and she ain't gonna live near that long).
Instead Juliana would be considered a tenant and Corissa her landlord, but when you live with your landlord in their own home, and have no formal agreement, tenant law tends to favor easy eviction. Having evicted an informal roommate from my own house years ago, I had to give her 14 days' written notice after she'd refused to leave sooner by verbal agreement, but at 12:00 AM on day 15 I could haul her shit out to the curb and change the locks myself, without involving the sheriffs.
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If diabetes is anti-seminitic, then that must make Juliana an ubermensch. We are looking at the true master race. 
Yeah it's such a red flag she doesn't want to marry J. That and not having J's name on the house deed, or any actually legally binding ties.
I'd nope outta there in no time if my long term partner who was seemingly too embarassed to marry me, or couldn't be arsed to, or was so self-centred it became a question of 'What about my marriage-related trauma?!'
She doesn't like you, J, and after your upbringing I get why the first sign of attention or love-ish you want to hold onto it and never let go.
It never ceases to amaze me C and J and like, Jude Valentin, are 'advocates for mental health'. But they're the most emotionally messed up and in denial.