DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SkippyLongbottom]

I thought the magical gamer chair was going to help with these issues that he needs to "decompress" and stretch to get oxygen into his bloodstream.

God damn alien.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Phil has retold the back injury story.

Ohm, he didn't retell anything- he meant to say the right thing, but when he went to click the dialog option it played different dialog instead for some reason!

Bugged speech mechanics douhde. This was way easier in the last version, but they broke it!

There was nothin' else he could do.

 

[Dona Morte]

New back lore.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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New back lore.

I need to get up and move around. Can't sit around all day.

He streams for 8 hours max with 2 half hour to hour breaks a day in between each stream. So what is he doing for the other 16 hours a day? I work somewhere between 8-12 hours a day in a chair all day then study for 4 hours a day, also in a chair. I still manage to get up and move around plenty so wtf is he doing?

 

[San Dimas High School]

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New back lore.

Am I hallucinating or did he not recently say he never had any back problems and that the person who brought it up was a retarded fuckboy?

 

[Agent Proper]

He has used both the Fag Football story and the he Air Bag burned his face story.

All it means it Phil is a soft bitch who claimed Seattle Air healed him only to keep bitching about an injury he doesn't even want to fix.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I need to get up and move around. Can't sit around all day.

He streams for 8 hours max with 2 half hour to hour breaks a day in between each stream. So what is he doing for the other 16 hours a day? I work somewhere between 8-12 hours a day in a chair all day then study for 4 hours a day, also in a chair. I still manage to get up and move around plenty so wtf is he doing?

Phil is the exact opposite sort of person that would do any sort of physical activity, his football story this time sounds like absolute bullshit, as usual. He's your typical couch potato archetype, probably sits around all the time eating his frozen slop and doorsash food, slouches around on the couch watching his bluerays and wrestling stuff on his multiple streaming services, then hops in his bed all alone snuggled with his gin bottle and champions phone for hours on end tapping the gacha button and aggressively browsing twitter blocking people and sending out jealous tweet every now and then.

He has the makings of someone with muscular atrophy based on what we know, if you look at his own itinerary of all the shops/restaurants he visits based on the leaked bank documents, if Phil could get all his groceries and cat food delivered to his front doorstep, he'd basically never have a reason to leave his house ever again, that amazon delivery story would be the furthest this mall rat would ever need to traverse for the rest of his life.

 

[Dona Morte]

Am I hallucinating or did he not recently say he never had any back problems and that the person who brought it up was an exceptional fuckboy?

At least a year or year and a half ago?
I am not sure Tevin was still around and re-streaming him.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of night stream status:

Total tip: $42

Top tip: Hydro90 ($20)

Members: 288

All 172 viewers are basically watching Derich derailing the stream while Kevin Burnstein is trying as hard for attention

Pathetic stream, last Lost Judgement stream savior Slayer is here but he only tipped about 3 dollar instead of the $70 something he did last stream

"Another slow night stream, I don't know what to do really, I love this playthrough, so if you are enjoying it, if you are laughing with me, please TIP ME, thank you in advance"

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

I need to get up and move around. Can't sit around all day.

He streams for 8 hours max with 2 half hour to hour breaks a day in between each stream. So what is he doing for the other 16 hours a day? I work somewhere between 8-12 hours a day in a chair all day then study for 4 hours a day, also in a chair. I still manage to get up and move around plenty so wtf is he doing?

The same way OIC pretended to have a life, a gf, now a dog - DSP pretends to exercise. It's part of the child-like fantasy world they want to project over reality. They know they SHOULD be doing these things, but it satisfies them enough to lie about doing these things. That way they don't have to actually go through the trouble of doing these things while at the same time getting asspats for it as if they did.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Die phil

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The same way OIC pretended to have a life, a gf, now a dog - DSP pretends to exercise. It's part of the child-like fantasy world they want to project over reality. They know they SHOULD be doing these things, but it satisfies them enough to lie about doing these things. That way they don't have to actually go through the trouble of doing these things while at the same time getting asspats for it as if they did.

Oh I remember Phil pretending to do 25 push ups off camera and then came back without a red face, sweaty, or out of breath. Faking a work out is right up his alley

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Oh I remember Phil pretending to do 25 push ups off camera and then came back without a red face, sweaty, or out of breath. Faking a work out is right up his alley

If Dave can fake his own "parents dying.", he'll fake doing push-up's. Remember, he considers himself in good shape because he can lift up a gallon of milk.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If Dave can fake his own "parents dying.", he'll fake doing push-up's. Remember, he considers himself in good shape because he can lift up a gallon of milk.

Literally Golden Age CWC level "basic shit means I'm strong" logic.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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New back lore.

I love when the least knowledgeable guy gives a fucking Ted Talk. Always great to hear about health from a guy who rarely leaves his house, stays up late every night, and constantly eats out.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

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I thought I would capture this lovely moment and share with you all for prosperity.
Enjoy.
(quiet your headphones)

Phil looking for his package

 

[Don't you lecture me]

Wasn't part of Dave's old lore that he HAD to buy a fully adult wakahndo because he needed to get surgery done on his back, and he couldn't travel very far afterwards and he HAD to have the panda move in with him to wait on him hand and foot while he was recovering?

I could have sworn that that was a thing that used to be talked about, though I think I remember hearing that on a sokast episode so it might be worth taking it with a grain of salt.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Wasn't part of Dave's old lore that he HAD to buy a fully adult wakahndo because he needed to get surgery done on his back, and he couldn't travel very far afterwards and he HAD to have the panda move in with him to wait on him hand and foot while he was recovering?

I could have sworn that that was a thing that used to be talked about, though I think I remember hearing that on a sokast episode so it might be worth taking it with a grain of salt.

Yes that was one of the reasons he gave trying to sell why he had no choice but to move across the country to his viewers.

Also just to add to the list of explanations Phil also claimed "I have no idea why my back is fucked up it just started hurting one day." He even specifically mentioned he was not in an accident. This lead to speculation about insurance fraud but that was the only piece of evidence so personally never felt like it held water.

 

[Whaler]

Phil is the exact opposite sort of person that would do any sort of physical activity, his football story this time sounds like absolute bullshit, as usual. He's your typical couch potato archetype, probably sits around all the time eating his frozen slop and doorsash food, slouches around on the couch watching his bluerays and wrestling stuff on his multiple streaming services, then hops in his bed all alone snuggled with his gin bottle and champions phone for hours on end tapping the gacha button and aggressively browsing twitter blocking people and sending out jealous tweet every now and then.

He has the makings of someone with muscular atrophy based on what we know, if you look at his own itinerary of all the shops/restaurants he visits based on the leaked bank documents, if Phil could get all his groceries and cat food delivered to his front doorstep, he'd basically never have a reason to leave his house ever again, that amazon delivery story would be the furthest this mall rat would ever need to traverse for the rest of his life.

Your use of the word "probably" implies there's a reality where that ISN'T his daily routine. His spending habits and bank leak confirm that that is exactly how everyday of his life goes.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I just caught up with the amazon story. He said he went on to others peoples porches to look at the name on the package lmao. He did this in the pouring rain in his pajamas?

In my own little world I would like to imagine it looked something like this: