Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

pretty sure the 2nd sister is 21 or 22

His oldest sister Faith is 21 and his younger sister McKenzie will be 18 in December. I don't know if people were joking when they said his mom is 36, but she's actually 47.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

I now strongly need not only Lunacy rating, but Dumb too.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I have never heard this phrase in my life.

Anybody who gets two kicks at a cat has my (grudging) respect. I mean that's going to be tough even for Jordan in his prime to pull off.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

This whole ordeal started with a 17 year old trying to protect his community and ending up being cornered by a pedo-dwarf, a wifebeater and someone who punched his granny in the face. And he shot them all, giving them karmically fitting injuries.

If this thing ends with Binger and Kraus being convicted of all the shit they pulled during the trial, all the slimeball tactics and illegal crap, ending their career... would anyone be surprised?
Kyle send two pieces of shit to hell, it would be just in tune with this if the scummy prosecution ends up getting barred from working as lawyers ever again.

I have to disagree. Currently it is mid 50s in Kenosha, which is like a heat wave compared to the cold weather they have been getting. Everyone is itching to get and stay outside because in reality, this is the last warm day for months.

Yeah, but standing around in front of a building without anything happening gets boring after a while. Out of towners might have made plans to stick around for a day, two tops, and then leave. The longer this drags on, the smaller the number of people loitering in front of the building.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

https://twitter.com/mtarm/status/1461012496786116613?s=20

"#Rittenhouse attorneys have turned up unexpectedly in court. We don't know immediately knows what the issue is."

(sorry I don't know how to embed tweets properly)

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

"Another kick at the cat"

I have never heard this phrase in my life.

I looked it up and apparently it's primarily used in Canada. It kinda sorta rings a bell, in that I might have read it on the Internet at some point in the past fifteen years, but it's not something used in-person here in NYC or in any of the parts of the USA I've lived in.

 

[garum expert]

(sorry I don't know how to embed tweets properly)

cropped screenshot

 

[Mr Bunny]

 

[Bumbling Fat Moron]

https://twitter.com/mtarm/status/1461012496786116613?s=20

"#Rittenhouse attorneys have turned up unexpectedly in court. We don't know immediately knows what the issue is."

(sorry I don't know how to embed tweets properly)

I'll just post it as an image because i have no clue myself.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Gaige falls during zoom meeting.

Gaige Grosskreutz Gets Sent to the Shadow Realm via Zoom Call with Kyle Rittenhouse

Captured during a preliminary hearing via Zoom in December 2020.

www.youtube.com

Can anybody confirm that this is real?

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious. I had to know if it was real so I found the video and based on the comments that are 11 months old they edited the part out where he eats shit in the video I'm including:

Spoiler: comments

ETA archive for posterity

 

[Nobunaga]

So will they end up showing this trial to future lawyers as an example on what NOT to do?

 

[BradCarter]

This whole ordeal started with a 17 year old trying to protect his community and ending up being cornered by a pedo-dwarf, a wifebeater and someone who punched his granny in the face. And he shot them all, giving them karmically fitting injuries.

If this thing ends with Binger and Kraus being convicted of all the shit they pulled during the trial, all the slimeball tactics and illegal crap, ending their career... would anyone be surprised?
Kyle send two pieces of shit to hell, it would be just in tune with this if the scummy prosecution ends up getting barred from working as lawyers ever again.


Yeah, but standing around in front of a building without anything happening gets boring after a while. Out of towners might have made plans to stick around for a day, two tops, and then leave. The longer this drags on, the smaller the number of people loitering in front of the building.

I'll be surprised. It's been established the rules are for thee, not for me.

 

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Rackets stream is speculating they are in a shouting match in chambers over Jump Kick Man. His identity came out last night and apparently he's a prolific criminal in Kenosha who is VERY well known to mister binger

To further clarify this, Binger blatantly lied to the court claiming they had no idea who Jump Kick Man was. And apparently Jump Kick Man may have came forward to be a witness and was told to scram by Binger's office.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

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Rittenhouse's successor has been chosen and deployed on the streets of Kenosha, as is tradition.

 

[Confused Doggo]

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I'll just post it as an image because i have no clue myself.

Bet he wishes he could go back to fix that.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

So will they end up showing this trial to future lawyers as an example on what NOT to do?

Only if Kyle is acquitted.

 

[Meat Target]

If this thing ends with Binger and Kraus being convicted of all the shit they pulled during the trial, all the slimeball tactics and illegal crap, ending their career... would anyone be surprised?

I would be VERY surprised if Binger and/or Kraus face any consequences for this. Slimeball tactics are par for the course in the law world. That's why lawyers have their ignoble reputation. You're just paying attention for the first time.

Plus, lawyers are a blue-blood club. They protect their own.

 

[Michael Janke]

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I'll just post it as an image because i have no clue myself.

maybe they heard the verdict is possibly gonna be today and want to do what they can?
maybe they might be moving on the mistrial, there's no other reason for them to be at court.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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I'll just post it as an image because i have no clue myself.

"Sorry guys, 47 just left his Game Boy Pocket in the break room."
"Anyway, anyone up for lunch?"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]