Theme-songs for lolcows

[Roger Rabbit]

 

[Conrix]

If @Connor Bible made an MLG montage.

 

[DavidFerrie]

This one can apply to pretty much any lolcow:

 

[Hyperion]

It could apply to any of them really.

 

[Conrix]

I could think of a lot of cows off the top of my head for these, but mostly @x86x2.

 

[Arctic]

This one for cows in general.

As well as this one for Kent.

 

[Positron]

Here's one for those who have to deal with a cow in real life:

 

[Gentleman of Entropy]

For MC Tanuki and others who get off e-begging

 

[Conrix]

For the Icarus type cows who have massive egos but end up getting shot the fuck down.

 

[Abethedemon]

I feel like this song could be about loveshies/MRAs dealing with a woman they consider evil.

Spoiler

The time has come it's twelve a clock
She rises from her tomb
Now's the time, the time to strike
The key is in her womb

Her soul is on fire, she's your desire
She can make you her slave

Villainous she seems, a heroine she'll be
Her army of dead she will rule
She will always stand, she will always fight
Those who serve Narashgul

Her spear is in flight, it pierces the night
Confront her if you dare

Necromancer
Harlot of the damned
Necromancer
Destroyer of all man

In the morning I see her shadow
Looming over me controlling all
Waking up in fright, there's no tomorrow
She has a bounty for my soul

In the night shining bright
Her medallion starts to glow with pride
You will die, sacrificed
As you're consumed by the dead

Her soul is on fire, she's your desire
She can make you her slave
Her spear is in flight, it pierces the night
Confront her if you dare

Necromancer
Harlot of the damned
Necromancer
Destroyer of all man

edit: this song is good for some people on deviant art

 

[Bertram]

Probably already been posted, but

Pablo.

 

[Anus]

For the more stupid lolcows

 

[Positron]

For Hayden Black:

 

[Bing Bong]

This song is perfect for x86x2's theme song:

 

[Abethedemon]

Bluespike

 

[AnOminous]

Bluespike

I hope that band is raped and murdered in prison. By ISIS.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

Every time Chris screws up:

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Now that OPL's trying to recruit Battletoad fans for his crusade against Gamestop I think this is appropriate:

 

[Positron]

To all the "asexuals" out there:

 

[2al]

Every time a lolcow threatens to leave the Internet or at least a certain website, you know that love of the Internet or the website of their choice will lead them back.