DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[actually]

Phil telling them enough that we will find who they are and laugh at them

I mean, he's not wrong.

 

[¨¨¨]

I made another DSP video. This one is a bit frustrating as I have no clue whatsoever what could have caused Phil to do this. I just noticed it and thought it was really weird he started spending so much more on grocery shopping, especially at Fred Meyer.

I'd appreciate some knowledge on why if anyone else has a clue.

Pre-paid gift cards seem like a plausible explanation for the sudden surge of "grocery" expenses,although I have no idea why he'd start doing it. right at that time.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Whatever the reason, I'm sure it will have been someone else's fault, incredibly harrowing, almost cost DSP his life, and requires money to rectify.

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I'm really surprised that he voluntarily cuts into his pre-streams from being late. It must be because he doesn't want to talk about whatever it was that had him running behind, because we know how much he lives to express himself for a couple of hours before he has to get on camera and pretend to like video games. It HAS to be one of the few things he hates/fears putting out there.

Pre-paid gift cards seem like a plausible explanation for the sudden surge of "grocery" expenses,although I have no idea why he'd start doing it. right at that time.

We know it isn't Christmas present shopping. Unless it's for himself.

 

[Muu]

Lincoln log buster bomb can't believe I laughed at that.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

what the fuck is this autistic cringe drunken ramble?

 

[Comma]

what the fuck is this autistic cringe drunken ramble?

His life.

 

[hundredthousand]

Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

Spoilered for your discretion...

Spoiler

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is such a scamming greedy scumbag with the ad revenue begging

 

[kebab4you]

Are we dipping our toes into next beggathone?

 

[Balr0g]

The reason.

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I wonder if Phil gets pissed if he sees that WWE Supercard has over 1500 viewers on Twitch. He really missed golden opportunities with his gacha addiction

 

[Wasabi Panda]

omg he's desperate I don't know if this unfocused ramble is gin fueled or the desperate death throws of someone coming aware this is the end or all of the above.

EDIT - it is funny how he's not doing so bad but he needs money cause he could do better but also he needs you to give him money cause he need it but not really he has to fi his bathroom and get rid of mold but also doesn't really need the money he's doing ok and leaving music on didn't hurt at all but he's so poor he has no clothes.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Khet washed my boxing shorts and said I need new ones, please tip''

He is fucking losing his God damn fucking mind

 

[Muu]

Dirty holed briefs confirmed

 

[daBonehead]

I can't believe this man who makes 120K a year is begging for money to buy new underwear because his old ones got so crusty they fell apart.


Edit: It worked, fuck this gay earth

 

[DeeTracktor]

Imagine the skid marks he leaves all over his own damn house

EDIT he just said a pack of boxer shorts are ''$300-400 dalharrs''

He is fucking mental

EDIT two...

He has a noise maker on his head now. Im guessing he has been day drinking and dipping into Khets medications

 

[NynchLiggers]

Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

Spoilered for your discretion...

Spoiler

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With this type of binge drinking and poor diet i'm pretty sure he has some sort of light alcohol intoxication plus deficiency of several minerals and vitamins.
DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS probably happen.

 

[FalsePositive]

What the fuck is even happening right now? Is Dark developing dementia?

 

[Ortsnay]

Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

Spoilered for your discretion...

Spoiler

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I ruined my monitor making this for you guys.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

actually I take this back, I actually think this is sober phil, he's not being toxic just these really bad jokes and weird ass stories and the usual begging, like he may have had a moment of clarity and realized he was being a cunt so now he's trying to sheepis...

ahh he's just losing his damn mind.

 

[UsedUp]

Dirty holed briefs confirmed

Sell them to his paypigs. First cum first served!