Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

These lawyers are charged hourly, correct?

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I can see why people would ignore me, I love you even if you think I'm annoying.

But I don't love you if you're a closeted furry like Binger.

Ignore can be your friend--and not just when you're doing it to others.

Personally I think you're based--but there is no accounting for taste, eh?

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

wtf agent coomer why without prejudice

Wondering this too. If they were 100% certain prejudice will be found, wouldn't it be a legitimate strategy?

 

[Corn Flakes]

A mistrial without prejudice would still be ok for Kyle, because there's absolutely no fucking way that the DA brings this case up again.

Chirafisi has mentioned that the state is likely to bring it up again.

On the other hand, the state has already played its cards so a second prosecution would be even more difficult.

 

[Probably An Autist]

out of interest, would binger be the prosecutor again if it WAS mistrialled and they had a redo

 

[Leave_Fargut]

"I won't declare a mistrial until we get a verdict"
this is fucking cowboy shit, even if it's potentially beneficial for Kyle

 

[Matt Damon]

This judge is such a responsibility-dodging cuck.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

WTF. Judge has Coof of the brain. Bed and cookies from Grandpa!

 

[the fall of man]

this defence team are the masters of defeat from the jaws of victory

If there's a guilty verdict. I'm fully invested in popcorn, someone bring the salt.

 

[Top Skink]

THIS JUST IN: PROSECUTION HAS HIRED ETHAN OLIVER "GUNT" RALPH AS EXPERT WITNESS ON "SORRY YA 'AHNAH BUT I'S JUST FUCKIN DUMB" DEFENSE

 

[GuntPunt]

This is a trial where each side is trying their hardest to lose.

 

[Reverend]

The full motion is still separate and in consideration, you retards

You are the captain of the boat of sanity on the sea of Sperg that is this thread.

I'm glad you are able to separate one from the other with these motions.

 

[Gehenna]

out of interest, would binger be the prosecutor again if it WAS mistrialled and they had a redo

Up to the DA.

 

[Squandog Bunglepuss]

Without prejudice? Why does it feel like the defense flips a coin each day to determine whether they do a decent job or go full retard?

 

[namelesstacotruck]

Chirafisi has mentioned that the state is likely to bring it up again.

On the other hand, the state has already played its cards so a second prosecution would be even more difficult.

Not if they get a different judge who allows everything ever bad about Kyle.

 

[Pig Boss]

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a .mkv file before

You need to torrent more shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"But judge! Some other guy who isn't here was present when the evidence was shown! They're the one's at fault"

This fucking diabetic.

 

[obsdj]

Okay everybody can hear Binger whispering lines to Fatty, right? Sitting there stage-whispering to him what to say?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Holy Shit, what a clownshow

Although I have to admit, the idea of him being found guilty and then judge being like "lol mistrial" would induce so much salt that my other half is excited.

 

[Spirelord]

This is a trial where each side is trying their hardest to lose.

That's every trial.