Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Gents please bear with me this is an experiment that might not work (in which case I will delete it) but for those of you who have not seen this: THIS is what it looks like when you try to negotiate with noggers and Jewish pedophiles:

https://twitter.com/sunshinechi1/status/1447595536635289606?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1447595536635289606%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fsports%2Farticle%2Fwarthog-attack-pumbaa-lion-king-twitter%2F

please boar with me haha

 

[LUNEKO]

Why do you doomoids insist upon constantly bringing up prison rape? No one cares about your fetishes.

Mutt's law

 

[BradCarter]

Why do you doomoids insist upon constantly bringing up prison rape? No one cares about your fetishes.

Mutts law. It's a sickness, you can't blame them as they are victims of the culture. Just politely ask them to keep it in his wife's bedroom while he's playing on the internet.

 

[zachs fair]

NOOO DONT DO IT

 

[Puff]

Looks like they watched video for just under an hour.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Nope. It ends when they all agree on a verdict, or agree to disagree and it's a hung jury.

I wonder if it’ll be like that episode of American Dad where Stan was on a jury for Roger’s trial.

There are so many fucking cop cars outside, those outside are shouting constantly...
I don't think there's gonna be a way to sequester them anymore.

Where’s the nearest military base?

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

I believe South Park answered this one.

Fuck Em To Death

My little guy ain't much but I'll do what I can.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Why do you doomoids insist upon constantly bringing up prison rape? No one cares about your fetishes.

The spirit of Joseph "he's nine? That's fine!" Rosenbaum haunting them.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Why do you doomoids insist upon constantly bringing up prison rape? No one cares about your fetishes.

You'd think on a lolcow website people would understand the principle of "if you demand people stop, they will pushback harder".

KYLE GONNA TAKE THAT BBC IN THE BUSSY!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

 

[George Lucas]

The first amendment states a right to free speech, not a right to intimidate. This is a cut and dry issue and anyone who disagrees with me is a flaming homosexual who probably likes anime.

 

[Gehenna]

Looks like they watched video for just under an hour.

Most of that is almost certainly not watching the video.

 

[DelusionTree]

Looks like they watched video for just under an hour.

Feed from the courtroom:

 

[Meat Target]

Looks like they watched video for just under an hour.

Did it really take them an hour to play "Where's Waldo" with Kyle?

Either they gave up looking, or they said "there he is" and capitulated.

 

[Puff]

Most of that is almost certainly not watching the video.

*stares at pixels*
See? SEE!?

Something like that?

 

[Rustic Ruthenian]

So what is happening? I saw posts about the judge mention a day of reckoning and a little mistrial something but I haven’t been able to get at a stream for a few hours.

 

[LUNEKO]

Feed from the courtroom:

Secret live footage of Binger buying as much time as possible so the jury has to call it for the day and never reach a verdict

 

[Corn Flakes]

Did it really take them an hour to play "Where's Waldo" with Kyle?

I'm willing to bed most of that time was spent in "SEE?!" "THERE'S NOTHING THERE!" "THERE'S TOTALLY SOMETHING THERE!" "THERE'S NOT!" "THERE IS!" "NOT!" "IS!" and so on and so forth.

Nothing turns adults into 4th graders faster than a basic disagreement on what someone is or is not seeing.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

So were they watching TikTok dances, or were they filming TikTok dances for an hour in there? Extensive research on the current state of the average American has solidified my belief that these are the only two options.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Jury is almost certainly hang up on a political matter. Acquitting Kyle would mean you can indeed shoot a motherfucker, even as a 17 y/o white boy (at least in Wisconsin).
And that's a problem. It's obvious that self-defense is justified in all of the charges and he is not guilty. It's not just potential riot and whatnot, the implication is far bigger than that and they know it. No lefty ideologue would want to hand the right this W, even if it means dooming an innocent young man to rot in prison.