DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Surly Muppet said:
I'm just catching up on today. One thing from the prestream that I wanted to call attention to because it seems like one of those things that may be worth referencing later.
Phil, during this weird rant where (I think) he was trying to be humorous, he at one point, actually spoke the truth.
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He played it as a joke, but he said that he has heard the complaints about his prestream break for years and just ignored them, flat out. Because he didn't want to change it.
This is exactly what Phil says he no longer does, that he isn't pigheaded anymore, that he listens to his audience and takes valid criticism. He just admitted that all of that is a lie - Phil does what Phil wants to do, regardless of the validity of the complaint, and if he doesn't like something, he'll just ignore it completely.
The dents didn't catch that he just admits he deliberately treats them like shit.
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The part I find interesting is how he comes right out and says that he's the most stubborn guy ever... and then doesn't acknowledge that as a huge flaw of his that has caused so much of his problems.

Literally fucking everything truthful he'll ever admit to, is only going to be under the context of it being an excuse. He will never say or do anything knowingly that goes against his interests of being a lazy stupid asshole who gets off on escaping consequences. It's all to serve that desire, if he can help it.
Surly Muppet said:
He also says that he has 'trained' his bowels to respond to certain times and that he functions on a regular schedule, like clockwork.
He gives his sleep schedule as an example, saying he wakes up at the same time every day, without an alarm. On a day where he admits he slept through his alarm... but ok.
But this is also Phil admitting that when he started to add that prestream break in during late 2018, he was deliberately training himself to take a break. Exactly as we speculated he was.
His strategy is now to go back to how he used to do things and sell these things as positive changes.
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And of course there will never be any apologetic acknowledgement that he got rightfully called out on something he really was doing.
Surly Muppet said:
Also... this was a haven of his autism when it comes to feces. Doodies, Lincoln logs, bunker blasters... everything is in here. His fixation on shit is just so fucking juvenile and weird.
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I'll always wonder what in the fuck he imprinted upon as a child that gave him a poop fetish for the rest of his life. There's still finding farts funny as an adult, and then there's the sheer amount of enjoyment Phil gets talking about excrement. Constantly. It's as much a part of his routine as begging is, and he sees nothing weird about it whatsoever. If he was as upfront about his finances as he was about his bowel movements, we wouldn't have a question left unanswered about them.
Surly Muppet said:
And I like the implication here that Kat does nothing to help him. Time-wise, it seems that she usually gets home after his last stream, meaning she is home in the morning when he gets up. And she just... lets him sleep in. Despite Phil supposedly following the same routine every day. What a supportive partner.
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Phil does so much that makes him look like he lives alone that even if there wasn't so much evidence of Kat being a roommate, I would still be forced to think so.

Shit, if she had NEVER appeared on camera, ever, I would think Phil was making up the existence of a wife. He's THAT bad at integrating her into his ramblings about his life, whether he's being honest or not.
 
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hundredthousand said:
Phil's tongue is brown / yellow. He looks like a corpse. He's gotta be one of the filthiest, unhealthiest people I've seen. He also seems to be hungover this morning, or still drunk from the previous evening.

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I suspect a few Tennessee Coffee's for breakfast. He always has Jack around the house and he's too much of a lightweight to drink it straight.
 
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christmas scam successful, 325 members for feasting with the king

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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Reminder: Drama streams used to be months apart. We now get DAILY drama streams (with facecam). Thanks to timezones (and phils desire to drag prestreams out as long as possible) i usually put it on for 10-15 in the morning as I eat brekkie.

No better way to start the day than a big bowl of laughing at the pigroach.
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He's lost all the paypigs that believed his lies and so now relies on whales that are only there for the drama. Whales more interested in us than him. It's sad that the only person that could be called a "true believer" is that coomer Derich, who just wants piggy's attention but doesn't realise you need to give Phil money for him to even look down his snout at you.
 
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Mature Adult said:
Wow big ups to the new DSP members! I hope they don't mysteriously drop their membership right after the marathon to never be seen again...
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Best believe they'll be a rant about that. *Snort* "Why didn't they renew their membership??? I swear, people are so fucking stupid." The people that support you? Yes, Phil. Yes they are.
 
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Scotty said:
Best believe they'll be a rant about that. *Snort* "Why didn't they renew their membership??? I swear, people are so fucking stupid." The people that support you? Yes, Phil. Yes they are.
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Phil knows they're not legit. He knew it with the Halloween begathon too. Said something like "I knew there was going to be a big drop". Since gifted memberships aren't a thing on YouTube, that's a tacit admission that they weren't real.
 
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Late but I just wanted to point out how DSP's recent "Amazon delivery driver is a thief" rant is probably the perfect example of just how negative and cynical Mr. Pahsitive is.

I'm not completely ruling out his theory, I've seen and heard some crazy shit about mailmen and delivery drivers over my life, but for all he knows the Amazon driver left it at the wrong house, by the time DSP waddled his way to the door whoever lives at said wrong house brought it inside, and then while he was taking his soaking wet "hate dump" they realized it wasn't for them, walked outside and dropped the package at his door and left.

I've had it happen tons of times, I get a knock at my door and my neighbor is bringing me my package that was erroneously delivered to them.

This retard calls other people Chicken Little, meanwhile he constructs some crazy conspiracy that a dodgy delivery driver just had to have his neckphones (even though the item wouldn't be visible to the driver and DSP didn't mention that the package looked opened or anything), stole them, got called by Amazon dispatch, panicked and quickly returned them in fear of being fired.

That was the most jump-to-the-most-negative-conclusion shit I've seen in years.

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(Sorry, playing catch-up with the new thread, but felt I had to get this one out of my brain.)

Edit: Also why doesn't this nigga have an umbrella? Can he do nothing right?
 
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