Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

And I bet your house stinks too. It looks like all the neighbourhood cats use your furniture as a litterbox.
On any given day my house smells like whatever I am cooking. And I'm cooking all day long, every day...

You spelled "neighborhood" with a "u". Are you British?

How would the cats even get into my house? I have no pets policy for my lifestyle. I don't believe animals were meant to live in the same place as humans. And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
 
On any given day my house smells like whatever I am cooking. And I'm cooking all day long, every day...

You spelled "neighborhood" with a "u". Are you British?

How would the cats even get into my house? I have no pets policy for my lifestyle. I don't believe animals were meant to live in the same place as humans. And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
I thought you had dogs, retard.
 
On any given day my house smells like whatever I am cooking. And I'm cooking all day long, every day...

You spelled "neighborhood" with a "u". Are you British?

How would the cats even get into my house? I have no pets policy for my lifestyle. I don't believe animals were meant to live in the same place as humans. And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
Get a job or shut the fuck up
 
On any given day my house smells like whatever I am cooking. And I'm cooking all day long, every day...

You spelled "neighborhood" with a "u". Are you British?

How would the cats even get into my house? I have no pets policy for my lifestyle. I don't believe animals were meant to live in the same place as humans. And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
Only Americans spell English words that should have a "u" with out them. Everyone else isn't that lazy.
Animals are better than people. Humans are a parasite. Just look at everything they destroyed and given nothing back.
Is there something wrong with being British?
Yes
 
And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
I agree with you there. It's pathetic how corporate CEO's have six kids, but then tell their employees who live in a one bedroom apartment, "just get a pet it'll be the perfect companion!". US culture needs to dump the shitty individualism that came out of the Reagan era scam economics and become more collectivist.

I saw that the John Deere strike ended today with concessions to workers. I was very happy about that. The USA is such a shithole compared to Europe tbh.
 
I saw that the John Deere strike ended today with concessions to workers. I was very happy about that. The USA is such a shithole compared to Europe tbh.
Was it a union strike? If so those poor people. Unions never work. You're handing a select few people money so you can make less in the long run just to have a stable job.
 
All English spelling is pretty stupid, to be perfectly fair. American English, British English. It's really not our best work.
You try and make three languages play nice together then add like half of three more.

Also the American vs British spelling debates are an asinine pissing match, both are a marked improvement over even 200 years ago, never mind further back.
 
On any given day my house smells like whatever I am cooking. And I'm cooking all day long, every day...

You spelled "neighborhood" with a "u". Are you British?

How would the cats even get into my house? I have no pets policy for my lifestyle. I don't believe animals were meant to live in the same place as humans. And I hold a particular disdain for this aspect of American (USA) culture. So many Americans treat pets and animals better than human people.
I’m guessing this means you have no dog anecdotes past:
It's really nice to have a female dog companion again. Fun, and also, she's as much of a bitch as me...she guards well.

Were they snapped in the bear traps outside? Honestly, between the choice of taking care of you or the animals it’s no wonder I would treat the animals better.
 
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