Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Leave_Fargut]

The Foreman is anti-Kyle? Oh fuck me

 

[AnOminous]

death to all journalists. death to everyone who works at MSNPC

I don't generally approve of fedposting, but "MSNPC" is the best thing I've seen today.

 

[Puff]

The Foreman is anti-Kyle? Oh fuck me

Why would you think that?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

What happened with MSNBC?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

kek, MSNBC is officially FAKE NEWS

MSNBC is REAL DOX

 

[Kermit Jizz]

It hasn't been formally denied. I'm starting to wonder if he is waiting for this trial to hit peak absurdity before pulling his raven robes up and projectile-shitting in the Kenosha DA's face.

It hasn't hit peak absurdity?

 

[Leave_Fargut]

Why would you think that?

Barnes just said it on Rackets' stream

 

[Dan Abrams]

What happened with MSNBC?

sending journoscum to stalk the jurors in their top secret bus

 

[Hippopatumus]

MSNBC committed a felony... that extradition request won't take long.

Yeah, and none of this "the corporate person MSNBC committed a felony". NO, an actual person committed a felony and his boss conspired with him to do so. These are actual crimes.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

MSBNC were also the ones who broke into that persons apartment on the San Bernadino shooting stream, right? Man, they're really leaning on nostalgia for ratings here.

Also, liar reporter Brian Williams once worked for MSNBC as well

 

[Matt Damon]

Barnes just said it on Rackets' stream

I'd take everything Barnes says with a grain of salt.

 

[HullDown]

Barnes is just selling racial science repackaged to be sold to people afraid of going to jail

 

[Oxous]

>Schroeder goes on a rant about media yesterday
>Media tries following the jury bus
>Schroeder loses his shit today and bans the responsible outlet from the courthouse
That’s some pretty comedic timing.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I didn't know the foreman is a woman, and even one of the mask Karens talked about. Now the holdout makes more sense.

When I was on a jury the foreman was a woman (drew numbers from a hat), and it was a power trip that dragged it out a day longer, but thankfully it was a civil trial so her vote didn't matter 10-2.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

What happened with MSNBC?

one of their goons was following a jury bus, ran a red light, got arrested.
or do you mean that rhetorically, like "why is MSNBC so bad?"

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

I'd take everything Barnes says with a grain of salt.

A grain of salt that is usually correct.

 

[Slimy Time]

Daily bitch about how there should be majority verdicts by 11-1 or 10-2 so that shit like this doesn't take fucking forever and allow people to try and fuck around with the jury. Fucking Trayvon, OJ and Chauvin all didn't take this long to come to a decision.

 

[Puff]

Barnes just said it on Rackets' stream

Oh. Even if you trust him, he's got no insider info due to his messy breakup with the defense team. He's wild-ass guessing.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

It hasn't hit peak absurdity?

The judge lifts his cloak up to produce a machine gun. He points it directly at Rittenhouse before proclaiming "parry this, casual" and filling him with more lead than Flint's water supply.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

It hasn't hit peak absurdity?

I have no experience with the American legal system (or any legal system outside of drinking in the back of my sheriff's car) but from what little I understand: the judge wants to pile on as much retardation as humanly possible because it makes for an ironclad, appeal-proof mistrial with prejudice. It's the legal equivalent of having a really robust thread about an lolcow with too much evidence compiled to deny they are indeed an lolcow.