DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Anal birth]

It would be very very funny to watch Derich get corrupted to detracting, à la Anakin.

We could see a real life version of this play out on stream between Derich and Phil:

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

Leave it to Phil to say terrible things about himself even if you believe his lies. If what he says is true, that means his "office" where he conducts "business" means so little to him that it's exempt from the cleanliness he asserts about his personality. It's obviously gross in there, so how else could you explain it if the rest of his condo were to be immaculate all the time?

Of course, we know the truth, because he has admitted to only bathing twice a week, eating everything on paper plates to avoid dishes, and he never eats without being in visible pain anymore. None of those things paint a picture of someone who spends much time keeping their home presentable. Dude can't even be bothered to shave properly so that HE looks presentable, let alone his streaming room.

He’d love to shave but his weak ass chin would make him look like a constipated squirrel with Down syndrome, hence that patchy beard

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It would be very very funny to watch Derich get corrupted to detracting, à la Anakin.

We could see a real life version of this play out on stream between Derich and Phil:

Nooo Analkin you were the chosen deviant:

Edit: Perv boys name was changes as per @Iron Hamster idea.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Based on the last few days it seems Mr Burnell has gone completely psychotic.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He’d love to shave but his weak ass chin would make him look like a constipated squirrel with Down syndrome, hence that patchy beard

Except he looks worse than that, if you ask me, because at least while being clean-shaven, he could be all "Ain't nothing but what the good lord made me" about the constipated squirrel look. Steve Buscemi looks like a fucking zombie most of the time, but he rocks it and people respect him. No one respects a person who hides from their ugliness. You have to embrace it with some dignity, like being bald.

Patrick Stewart has shared the story of losing his hair at 19, and what makes Phil such a loser is that he would've been the one to say "Fuck that" when told to make peace with what he is, like Patrick once was.

Nooo Derich you were the chosen deviant:
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All joking aside, I think Derich is probably the one tard that Phil would be glad to be rid of. It's not like he needs him around, he's not a whale, just an embarrassment, even to the pigroach.

Based on the last few days it seems Mr Burnell has gone completely psychotic.

That, or, as I suspect, has finally caught on after all this time that he can breathe easy knowing that his pigs are never going anywhere no matter how many times he tells them to go fuck themselves. Either way, we can expect things to get wilder from here.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Pretty sure the reason he needs a horse drawn carriage is because insurance companies and police don't buy "But I was breaking!" His reflexes behind the wheel may only be slightly better than with a controller, but probably not much.

His refusal or inability to learn and the fact that he would not be able to whinge his way out of being found at fault for his utter incompetence as a man means driving is too dangerous.

That makes a whole lot of sense. Also I can't remember but how was the driver situation when Panda was around back then?

It would be very very funny to watch Derich get corrupted to detracting, à la Anakin.

We could see a real life version of this play out on stream between Derich and Phil:

A logical step from this wish is this:

 

[Iron Hamster]

It would be very very funny to watch Derich get corrupted to detracting, à la Anakin.

Given Phail's scat fetish, Derich would be refered to as Analkin.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Given Phail's scat fetish, Derich would be refered to as Analkin.

Phil is Obi Wank Kenobi

 

[tomstone]

just watching tiger king s:2 e:4 and they`re talking about declawing a cat/ tiger and how bad it is for them.
its like cutting off the tip of you fingers and that only the worst of the worst would do it to their animals

 

[actually]

And from watching his lack of understanding of the basics of driving in games, I'm fairly sure he's a shit driver IRL as well.

Well, you remember his horrible car accident that did and sometimes did not cause his back injury and also caused his face to be near scorching flames without leaving any noticeable burns? He told on himself while attempting to gain sympathy. Per his version of the accident, he was getting onto a freeway via on-ramp. He went up the on-ramp, merged onto the freeway, and changed lanes to the left lane. It was at this point that Vin Diesel came screaming up WAY TOO FAST DOOD and caused Phil to swerve and crash.

What this tells us is that Phil is one of those people who does not use the on-ramp to get up to proper speed like he is supposed to, moved over into the fast/passing lane, and was not going an appropriate speed. Then, when faced with the consequences of his poor driving decisions, he freaked out and crashed.

So yeah, shit driver IRL, and that's before we take into consideration that he doesn't wear the prescription glasses he's supposed to wear. I honestly hope Kat is the one driving at this point b/c he's likely a legitimate danger to other drivers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well, you remember his horrible car accident that did and sometimes did not cause his back injury and also caused his face to be near scorching flames without leaving any noticeable burns? He told on himself while attempting to gain sympathy. Per his version of the accident, he was getting onto a freeway via on-ramp. He went up the on-ramp, merged onto the freeway, and changed lanes to the left lane. It was at this point that Vin Diesel came screaming up WAY TOO FAST DOOD and caused Phil to swerve and crash.

What this tells us is that Phil is one of those people who does not use the on-ramp to get up to proper speed like he is supposed to, moved over into the fast/passing lane, and was not going an appropriate speed. Then, when faced with the consequences of his poor driving decisions, he freaked out and crashed.

So yeah, shit driver IRL, and that's before we take into consideration that he doesn't wear the prescription glasses he's supposed to wear. I honestly hope Kat is the one driving at this point b/c he's likely a legitimate danger to other drivers.

What is it with lolcows with subforums and being awful drivers?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Well, you remember his horrible car accident that did and sometimes did not cause his back injury and also caused his face to be near scorching flames without leaving any noticeable burns? He told on himself while attempting to gain sympathy. Per his version of the accident, he was getting onto a freeway via on-ramp. He went up the on-ramp, merged onto the freeway, and changed lanes to the left lane. It was at this point that Vin Diesel came screaming up WAY TOO FAST DOOD and caused Phil to swerve and crash.

What this tells us is that Phil is one of those people who does not use the on-ramp to get up to proper speed like he is supposed to, moved over into the fast/passing lane, and was not going an appropriate speed. Then, when faced with the consequences of his poor driving decisions, he freaked out and crashed.

So yeah, shit driver IRL, and that's before we take into consideration that he doesn't wear the prescription glasses he's supposed to wear. I honestly hope Kat is the one driving at this point b/c he's likely a legitimate danger to other drivers.

Yeah I have a faint memory of hearing him talk about the accident, and as far as I remembered it, it sounded like him blending 90's action movies with what happened.

@Serf 'n' TERF Could what I highlighted in blue be something to meme? I see potential but it would be beyond my skill level.

 

[actually]

What is it with lolcows with subforums and being awful drivers?

Probably a correlation with lack of self-awareness and generally not caring about anything around you until/unless it's going to directly affect you.

 

[NursezillaX]

Just a special someone continuing to inflate Phil's memberships like he did with Phil's TwitchTV subs.

It's great that he is so terrible at making it look natural.

In his head he probably thinks he is getting back at the trolls, but again Phil would do his stupid begathons, regardless if he hit the membership goals.

I missed a few pages so not sure if it's been mentioned. If I remember correctly, near the end of @Piece of Peace daytime restream on Tuesday, after Dave had already hit the tips goal, a bunch of accounts were tipping a few bucks each, barely minutes apart one after the other. I think the feeling was that it was the coffee twit because the names of all the accts were names of people in the restream chat. So, that would mean what he was in the restream chat making a bunch of sock accts and tipping a few bucks in the name of other people watching, to.... idk. Trigger them? Just a total fucking loser lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

He went up the on-ramp, merged onto the freeway, and changed lanes to the left lane. It was at this point that Vin Diesel came screaming up WAY TOO FAST DOOD and caused Phil to swerve and crash.

From what I've seen of his driving clips, he just drove straight into the median wall.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Don't act like marlintan chat is any different? cast the first stone and all that.

Sorry if I am slow but what do you mean by "marlintan chat"?

Are you referring to Kiwifarts?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

just watching tiger king s:2 e:4 and they`re talking about declawing a cat/ tiger and how bad it is for them.
its like cutting off the tip of you fingers and that only the worst of the worst would do it to their animals

Phil doesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything but himself, of course he’s totally fine with animal cruelty if it means he gets to pretend his cat is his “family”.

My god, remember the 2,000 dollar cat reveal? When he straight up lied after people predicted it, saying no one had even come close to predicting it? The way this shit just fades into the background, geological layers of lies and grifts going back years.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So this popped up in my suggestions on YouTube, and holy fuck.

Highlights:

"As you can actually see, it actually starts to get a little more, uh, transparent as you drink more of it."
"I would actually be interested – this is a good point – to see what this tastes like mixed with liquor."

 

[NursezillaX]

Been trying to find my all-time favorite DSP driving clip and, pointless as I figured it would be to use Google, I did try searching some phrases I though might yield some possibilities. The first 'people also ask' question cracked me up. You'd probably run out of internet if you made an honest attempt to answer it. It'd be funny to see someone's reaction to just dropping them a link to a 10k page thread though. Funnier still when you tell them, 'Lemme know when you want Part II....'

 

[Iron Hamster]

For Americans, there's Toys For Tots, which the Marines help out with.

So you're saying Phail would still get it anyway?