Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Untrue, I believe a Jannie nuked all the chink talk

Aaaaand that's why Jannies are niggers.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I kinda doubt it. If it's true that bitch needs to be yanked off the jury and hit with a perjury charge. But again, I doubt it's true.

It seems true since the juror says it herself on-stream.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Can't believe I'm agreeing with Barnes but juror 54 the "foreperson" *sneed* does sound like a bitch/karen based off their handwriting

I mean he isn't wrong. You can tell a lot by how people write and what they write.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

This shooting is gonna forever be the first thing people remember about that town, imagine living in Kensoha lmao, mistake on the lake.

For me it's still the music video for Buddy Holly by Weezer because for some fucking reason it was a Windows 95 pack-in

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's true, one time a girl sent me a paragraph long text and I responded "K" and she stopped speaking to me. Must have been scared of my aggression.

Damn that made me laugh.

 

[Gehenna]

I mean he isn't wrong. You can tell a lot by how people write and what they write.

If you have a large body of work, yes.

If you have a couple notes, not in the slightest.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Somebody else mentioned a movie adaptation of the trial, so who do you guys think should be in it? For Kyle's defence team, I'm thinking Patrick Warburton, and Jason Statham/Anthony Carrigan. For the prosecutors, somebody said Binger looks kind of like Sam Rockwell in Iron Man 2, and I think he'd be a good choice. For Fat Man, I'm thinking James Corden, because he's already fat and unlikable, so he'd just be playing himself. Get Tom Holland to play Kyle, since he still looks pretty youthful. And for the judge, I'm thinking Malcolm McDowell. I think it could definitely go for the Oscar, and if Kyle is acquitted, it would make Meryl Streep cry for real if it won Best Picture, so that's a bonus

 

[Orange Man Costume]

I kinda doubt it. If it's true that bitch needs to be yanked off the jury and hit with a perjury charge. But again, I doubt it's true.

If it were true, it would be up to the rest of the jury to assert themselves and decide on a new leader (if she is the foreman), and/or so get her to admit to using outside information/beliefs and snitch to get her replaced.

AFAIK the courthouse isn't going to be monitoring this and finding it out themselves.

 

[BlueSnowman]

Okay guys, been gone for a while, what happened?
Can someone fill me in on the Karen theory? What do you say does the requested evidence suggest? Im torn between a bunch of Karens trying to convince Jose and Poltard and more likely 10 normal people trying to break through 2 guilty Karen's thick skulls.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Its a fucking miracle Rackets still has almost 80k live viewers considering how little is going on.

I have a feeling a lot of these viewers are doing what many of us here are also doing: leaving the stream on in the background but muted, only unmuting every now and then to sample the inane emanations of a gaggle of bored lawyers.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Nothing is going on. Let's rewrite this so that it's about Kyle getting the BBC.

Berserk as a whole is a visceral tale of overcoming adversity, writhing under the oppressive ceiling of fate like some sort of deli lobster fresh for the slaughter scrambling about in his tank, and a story of the insurmountable force of fate itself and what is sacrificed when one gets in the way of god’s hand. But of all the adversities shelled upon the characters of berserk like a payload of howitzer rounds, the tale of Donovan rings out with the most resounding blast of balefire. For you see, Donovan from his conception was bestowed a curse more weighty than Mia kalifas ass. It wasn’t Gut’s fate of evicerating he’ll spawn for an eternity nor cascas perpetuated potato latka state. Donovan’s curse was wanting to pop boy pussy like Amanda Bynes pops pills. In this current age domineered by the facade of liberalism more shoddy than a swaddling child’s macaroni mask, SJWs more loony than Tim Burton’s heroin trip preach that love has no boundaries (this includes no age). Tragically Donovan could not live in this current society where pity and sunshine covering the truth like dog shit swept under a rug just so the liberals can wade in it, and was delegated to a fate of ridicule and discrimination in his primitive era. Being a hunky lacivious black man didn’t help his case either in the bigoted era of berserk, so Donovan was forced to the streets by his aristocratic parents who wished for the status to remain untainted. In the midland slums, Donovan resided under half a rubber tire and ate pennies off the ground for meals. Having no choice and a lot of copper poisoning, Donovan was thrust into the impersonal and harrowing life of a merc for hire. The showers of bloodshed more plentiful than cum in a bukake and the repression of his romantic desires slowly drove Donovan mad. Like a transgender trying to change sex, donovan couldn’t change who he really was, no matter how hard he tried. Like a big throbbing black cock, his beast of darkness raged within, itching to get out. Donovan hated the world for casting him off as refuse, forcing him into futile life or death combat for a couple 5 dollar subway sandwiches a month, and for forcing him to hide his true self. So one day, the previously venerable and self restrained Donovan shattered like the minuscule mind of a hot topic patron coming to terms with the non existence of anime powers. On impulse Donovan went to his boss gambino and shelled out 3 of his HARD EARNED sliver coins, his life savings amassed over 26 years just for a piece of guts. I mean who can lame the guy, I’d shove my below average half Asian sausage swashbuckler down his hole like a musket ramrod any time, THE GUYS A HUNK. As Donovan entered guts’ tent in squalor and disrepair, he gazed into guts striking eyes, like a crimson arrow piercing his twilight, and Donovan saw himself within. In that very moment Donovan came to see that guts was just as he was, a man strewn about in fates slums and left to rot. Unbridled passion and compassion sprung from Donovan like a gay chestburster from alien, he couldn’t hold himself back anymore he needed to shower guts in love. So the no pants dance was done, the digging down was gotten, and Donovan and guts stayed awake knowing that they would never be whole once more. Guts since well HE GOT FUCKING ANALIZED BY A SEXUAL HULK HOGAN, and Donovan out of sheer guilt for harming another as a shallow means at achieving his desires. The next battle guts met Donovan behind the main ranks and covertly shot him with a crossbow. Or so we are led to believe. Donovan with his superior black man instincts could feel guts coming a mile away, just as guts had felt him cumming last night. Donovan knowing full well his transgressions submitted to the fate that awaited him, he allowed guts to kill him and send him off to a world hopefully less cruel... Donovan this world may have damned you, but we love you more than guts ever could.

Donovan doesn't know what's it's like to get the true BBC, the Big Bird Cock.

Spoiler: oh no

 

[Gehenna]

Okay guys, been gone for a while, what happened?
Can someone fill me in on the Karen theory? What do you say does the requested evidence suggest? Im torn between a bunch of Karen trying to convince Jose and poltard and more likely 10 normal people trying to break through 2 guilty Karen's thick skulls.

Karen shit is utterly unfounded at this time. The most 'evidence' we have for it is Barnes doing pseudoscience.

 

[Mr Bunny]

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Untrue, I believe a Jannie nuked all the chink talk

Whats a jannie and why are they faggots?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Okay guys, been gone for a while, what happened?
Can someone fill me in on the Karen theory? What do you say does the requested evidence suggest? Im torn between a bunch of Karens trying to convince Jose and Poltard and more likely 10 normal people trying to break through 2 guilty Karen's thick skulls.

MSNBC got caught following the Jury bus last night, they got banned from the courthouse today.

 

[Matt Damon]

I mean he isn't wrong. You can tell a lot by how people write and what they write.

I speak/write differently in different contexts. Writing notes as a foreman on a jury might make me more concise and terse in my phrasing than I'd normally be to avoid any confusion.

It's just so speculative.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Based on my limited understand of trials and "lawyerings"... The Judge has been asking the jury for a decision the past few days to be told "we cant agree" to which he says "go back and come to an agreement". The attorneys are aware of this deadlock as well. They keep going back until finally the Judge has to call a "hung jury".

Is this correct?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Somebody else mentioned a movie adaptation of the trial, so who do you guys think should be in it? For Kyle's defence team, I'm thinking Patrick Warburton, and Jason Statham/Anthony Carrigan. For the prosecutors, somebody said Binger looks kind of like Sam Rockwell in Iron Man 2, and I think he'd be a good choice. For Fat Man, I'm thinking James Corden, because he's already fat and unlikable, so he'd just be playing himself. Get Tom Holland to play Kyle, since he still looks pretty youthful. And for the judge, I'm thinking Malcolm McDowell. I think it could definitely go for the Oscar, and if Kyle is acquitted, it would make Meryl Streep cry for real if it won Best Picture, so that's a bonus

It would need to be a musical to make it work

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Can I point out that 6 jurors are having a great time. The ones not on the jury proper have to come in every day, their bosses can't fire them for being there, get to watch movies all day, and get free takeout food.

Remember, Juries can theoretically deliberate for the entire duration of the Juror's lives.

Life hack?

 

[DaBigBopper]

Donovan doesn't know what's it's like to get the true BBC, the Big Bird Cock.

Spoiler: oh no

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I like the edit where it's Donovan watching Child Guts raped by someone else. That and Bagserk