Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

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can someone give a recap of the Plath family and what went down?

They have nine kids (they had ten, but Kim ran over one with her car and killed him. Really.)

Of the four adult Plath kids, only one remains in the IBLP fold: Hossana Plath Noble, married to the fundie famous Timothy Noble. Ethan, Micah, and Moirah have all left fundiedom. Ethan married a fundie lite woman named Olivia, who gradually got Ethan to realize how badly he'd been abused. Their happy, stable life inspired Micah and Moirah to leave fundie ways behind, which resulted in Kim kicking their asses out before they turned 18.

 

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Jill emerges from her 4 day social media cleanse to immediately share photos that Nurie sent her of Nemmy. Because God forbid she not get attention for Nurie's new baby.

The Nurthlings are indeed scheduled to come stay in the firetrap new addition full of fresh paint fumes next week. What are the chances Jill keeps Nemmy in her nursary-en suite bathroom lair?

 

[Trombonista]

Jill would sell half her children for someone to offer her a television show.

FTFY

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Jill emerges from her 4 day social media cleanse to immediately share photos that Nurie sent her of Nemmy. Because God forbid she not get attention for Nurie's new baby.

The Nurthlings are indeed scheduled to come stay in the firetrap new addition full of fresh paint fumes next week. What are the chances Jill keeps Nemmy in her nursary-en suite bathroom lair?View attachment 2727260

He is a cute little guy.

 

[Sammyrye]

Awww. Sweet baby!

Really tho, i couldnt not comment on nurie and nathan moving into jills. Makes me a bit butthurt and kinda moti. She almost had a chance to be herself. Almost.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Awww. Sweet baby!

Really tho, i couldnt not comment on nurie and nathan moving into jills. Makes me a bit butthurt and kinda moti. She almost had a chance to be herself. Almost.

They're not moving in, just visiting.

 

[Android raptor]

Wonder what the Thanksgiving feast for Goblino will look like? I remember earlier ITT a pic Jill posted and immediately deleted from some years back that featured enough food for like 3 people (at best).

 

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Wonder what the Thanksgiving feast for Goblino will look like? I remember earlier ITT a pic Jill posted and immediately deleted from some years back that featured enough food for like 3 people (at best).

Ah, yes, the Thanksgiving Feast for fifteen people which consisted of a badly burnt 3 pound ham, one pan loosely filled with stuffing, a small bowl full of reheated frozen corn, and a second pan with some sort of scant hot dish in it. There may have also been a small bowl of mashed potato.

It was a normal sized dinner for maybe two adults and 3-4 kids, if you like your food beige and can't abide vegetables.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I was googling, trying to find the thanksgiving dinner, and found this. Sorry if it's been discussed, but was Jill a bridesmaid at her daughter's wedding?!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I was googling, trying to find the thanksgiving dinner, and found this. Sorry if it's been discussed, but was Jill a bridesmaid at her daughter's wedding?!
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She was Nuries' maid of honor, IIRC.

Eta: can't remember where I read it, but Jill also walked down the aisle twice, once as maid of honor, second time as mother of the bride.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Jill is a complete and unrepentant psychopath

She was Nuries' maid of honor, IIRC.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This is the fabulous Thanksgiving feast Jill made for a family of 15.

Of course, Shrek eats first and as much as he wants and the kids get scraps.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

This is the fabulous Thanksgiving feast Jill made for a family of 15.
Of course, Shrek eats first and as much as he wants and the kids get scraps.

That looks like it could feed a family of five-- at most. I know it's been said ad nauseum at this point, but fucking a, what a sick fuck for not putting her own children above anyone else, like an actual mother would do. May sound MOTI but if there is a hell, I hope Goblino's punishment is that he's force fed his own and jill's organs. I hope those kids get the hell out of that hellhole, even if it looks as if the chance of that happening are slim to none.

 

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This is the fabulous Thanksgiving feast Jill made for a family of 15.
Of course, Shrek eats first and as much as he wants and the kids get scraps.

It'll leave you wondering, "Jill, how DO you do it? Wife, mother, entrepreneur, Michelin starred chef, always managing to pull off miracles on a frugal budget!"

It's worse than I remember. One pineapple to share for dessert for fifteen people, because you wouldn't want the children to go putting on weight, now! Makes me wonder if David snarfed the pie before she finished burning what little ham they bought.

That looks like it could feed a family of five-- at most. I know it's been said ad nauseum at this point, but fucking a, what a sick fuck for not putting her own children above anyone else, like an actual mother would do. May sound MOTI but if there is a hell, I hope Goblino's punishment is that he's force fed his own and jill's organs. I hope those kids get the hell out of that hellhole, even if it looks as if the chance of that happening are slim to none.

Nurie no longer lives at home so she's got that going for her. JillPM spends all day harassing her by phone but at least she gets temporary in person breaks.


I wonder if Tim will be allowed inside for this year's Kratchet family meal.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That looks like it could feed a family of five-- at most. I know it's been said ad nauseum at this point, but fucking a, what a sick fuck for not putting her own children above anyone else, like an actual mother would do. May sound MOTI but if there is a hell, I hope Goblino's punishment is that he's force fed his own and jill's organs. I hope those kids get the hell out of that hellhole, even if it looks as if the chance of that happening are slim to none.

Slight PL, but when the cheeslets were teenagers, they could easily eaten half of this meal by themselves. Teenagers will eat you out of house and home.

Where Jill gets off feeding thirteen children probably less than half of the food pictured makes me MOTI as well.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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This is the fabulous Thanksgiving feast Jill made for a family of 15.
Of course, Shrek eats first and as much as he wants and the kids get scraps.

One of my favorite things about following this breed of fundie is how bad the wives are at homemaking. That’s very little food, and it’s pretty much all processed or from a tube/can.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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One of my favorite things about following this breed of fundie is how bad the wives are at homemaking. That’s very little food, and it’s pretty much all processed or from a tube/can.

For a group that loves to go on and on about how women are supposed to be good homemakers, its hilariously ironic that they suck at homemaking more than the average "ungodly, loose, amoral, giant fucking harlot" modern woman.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Slight PL, but when the cheeslets were teenagers, they could easily eaten half of this meal by themselves. Teenagers will eat you out of house and home.

Where Jill gets off feeding thirteen children probably less than half of the food pictured makes me MOTI as well.

Teenagers are next level. You put out a loaf of bread or a batch of cookies and it's like they see it has a challenge. There was a story in the news recently about a family of 11, nine kids mostly teens, and they were going through 12 gallons of milk a week. But those kids are probably a normal weight and reasonably well-nourished.

 

[Sammyrye]

They're not moving in, just visiting.

Thank god. Im sure jill will push for them to move in tho. Fucking psycho bitch.

Also. What a crap teency thanksgiving! I cant-

And why was timmy not allowed in the house? I figured he just was in the driveway to hide his troon and gay porn and whack it with at least a sliver of privacy.

Its making me smile pretty smugly that jill wasnt knocked up at the same time as nurie. Its like some small sort of victory. Jill going thru menopause will be a fun arc.

 

[brooky]

She was Nuries' maid of honor, IIRC.

Eta: can't remember where I read it, but Jill also walked down the aisle twice, once as maid of honor, second time as mother of the bride.

Did she at least call herself the matron of honour? AFAIK, that's what you're traditionally supposed to do if you're married/significantly older than the bride/the bride's actual fucking mother.

I wouldn't blink at a secular wedding having a maid of honor who is an entire generation older than the bride and still calls her a maid. Sure. Whatever. But for a fundie, traditional family? I guess wanting to lap up all that sweet sweet attention and reminding everyone that she might still be fertile-- like a fresh, dainty maid!-- is more important than modesty for Jill.

Walking down the aisle twice. You cannot make this shit up. Is the mother even supposed to walk down the aisle traditionally? The bride is supposed to be the father's property until he gives her away. But we all know who's really in charge of this family.