Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[MetalParakeet]

What's a popper

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What's a popper

Probably the little confetti shooters.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

More eye-bleeding recolors, this time with a poll.


https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461355783140958208 | https://archive.ph/wip/1aOPP

Spoiler: The options

Spoiler: Current results

edit: Lou tries to get a woman fired for liking a tweet.

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461344822179082240 | https://archive.ph/wip/00zy6

 

[BananaSlamma]

Spoiler: Current results

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https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461344822179082240 | https://archive.ph/wip/00zy6

Amazing how the worst looking of these 4 recolors is winning the poll.

 

[blanketdog]

Cyber Monday

I hate that you’re probably right. Any bets on what he’s got his eyes on? I feel like laptops and tablets have been stealing the spotlight lately, maybe it’s something like a yinz folx my TV is broken again, help please? Put a smile on my face? (Would rather put a fist on it but on another thought, not, because I don’t want to touch that filth.)

More eye-bleeding recolors, this time with a poll.

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https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461355783140958208 | https://archive.ph/wip/1aOPP

Spoiler: The options

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There have been very few times in my life that I wish I was color blind, but this is one of them.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I hate that you’re probably right. Any bets on what he’s got his eyes on? I feel like laptops and tablets have been stealing the spotlight lately, maybe it’s something like a yinz folx my TV is broken again, help please? Put a smile on my face? (Would rather put a fist on it but on another thought, not, because I don’t want to touch that filth.)



There have been very few times in my life that I wish I was color blind, but this is one of them.

I am colorblind. Trust me, it doesn't help mute this atrocity

 

[Spoonomancer]

More eye-bleeding recolors, this time with a poll.


https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461355783140958208 | https://archive.ph/wip/1aOPP

Isn't this literally so soon after TramsCrowFunding a Seventy-five dollar art piece? Christ Lou. Of course the ugly as hell red on black one is winning, Lou come on now, you had this new character for, what, three weeks now? Also do note that he's trying to re-use the Troon Color Tiger. Troon Color Tiger did have some of the most hilariously Lou moments though, to be fair.

edit: Lou tries to get a woman fired for liking a tweet.

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461344822179082240 | https://archive.ph/wip/00zy6

There's literally nothing wrong with this though in the context Lou gave to the employer, In fact, this makes Lou "Proud Pedophile" Gagliardi look misogynist in the very context he gave to the employer

 

[blanketdog]

I am colorblind. Trust me, it doesn't help mute this atrocity

More eye-bleeding recolors, this time with a poll.

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https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461355783140958208 | https://archive.ph/wip/1aOPP

Spoiler: The options

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Spoiler: Current results

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edit: Lou tries to get a woman fired for liking a tweet.
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https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461344822179082240 | https://archive.ph/wip/00zy6

Maybe this is one of the only other achievements in his life aside from the record-breaking thread; creating something so ugly it transcends the limits of human vision.

Nah. He can’t even do that right. You can do uglier, Lou. Maybe with a new Cintiq he could finally unleash his true artistic self? After all, it’s not about how you use the tools, it’s the tools you use. Like any true artist would agree.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

What's a popper

Yeah, he's probably talking about the things that shoot confetti. Having made this prediction, color me hilariously surprised if Lardo Retardo actually does fuck up his nephew's birthday party by bringing the other kind of popper to a midday children's birthday party taking place in a bowling alley.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou gets in a fight with a terfnazi, tries to prove that trannies are not in a cult... by citing historical examples of trannies in cults?

"Lou identifies as an Ancient Sumerian" Saga incoming.

 

[Vampirella]

Lou gets in a fight with a terfnazi, tries to prove that trannies are not in a cult... by citing historical examples of trannies in cults?

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"Lou identifies as an Ancient Sumerian" Saga incoming.

Lou loves to talk over people, typical white male.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lou gets in a fight with a terfnazi, tries to prove that trannies are not in a cult... by citing historical examples of trannies in cults?

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"Lou identifies as an Ancient Sumerian" Saga incoming.

Well, at least he's found a religion.

Is Lou allowed to cite these cultures if he only has the blood quantum for Italian and Irish? I forgot how racism social justice works again.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou's eye is much farther gone than most of us expected. Time to start begging for a 30-inch iPad.

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461445241853018114 | https://archive.ph/wip/z8A83
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461450103676362757 | https://archive.ph/wip/BCs1J
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461451106907787269 | https://archive.ph/wip/dLJzp

This is not how you saw this going at all, is it, Lou? Chugga chugga whoo whoo!

edit: I guess this was what it took to bring Undertale Larper back into Lou's orbit:

https://twitter.com/PnictogenWing/status/1461453387514351617 | https://archive.ph/wip/XEP3V

Also note these two tweets that he posted after he got the bad news but before he reported it:

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461440853772279810 | https://archive.ph/wip/0bmXi
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461443192038076417 | https://archive.ph/wip/9zj3x

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou's eye is much farther gone than most of us expected. Time to start begging for a 30-inch iPad.

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461445241853018114 | https://archive.ph/wip/z8A83
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461450103676362757 | https://archive.ph/wip/BCs1J
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461451106907787269 | https://archive.ph/wip/dLJzp

even considering how horridly he's living his life how is his eyesight getting this much worse this fast? Even by Loubeetus standards this seems suspiciously fast.

Also note these two tweets that he posted after he got the bad news but before he reported it:

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461440853772279810 | https://archive.ph/wip/0bmXi
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461443192038076417 | https://archive.ph/wip/9zj3x

Of fucking course he's going with the PIttsburgh Steeler colors. What is it with these never-will-get-a-job lolcows that are weirdly patriotic to their home city specifically?

This is not how you saw this going at all, is it, Lou? Chugga chugga whoo whoo!

edit: I guess this was what it took to bring Undertale Larper back into Lou's orbit:

https://twitter.com/PnictogenWing/status/1461453387514351617 | https://archive.ph/wip/XEP3V

Hope Lou reads this Undertale LARPer

Say, speaking of LARPer, anyone notice how LARPer treats the canonically teenager-at-oldest Frisk and the child character Asriel (I don't fucking know the age of these characters, although Undertale's fanbase argues that these characters are around child age) as their headmates? It's fucking weird stop that Undertale LARPer

 

[Solid Snek]

Well, at least he's found a religion.

Is Lo allowed to cite these cultures if he only has the blood quantum for Italian and Irish? I forgot how racism social justice works again.

Cultural Appropriation occurs when a culture with a high powerlevel (usually white) adopts beliefs and practices from a culture with a low powerlevel (usually black or brown). Lou's culture (cryptoIrish-Italian) has a higher powerlevel than Sumerians (all brown and genocided, don't even have running water or electricity), so Lou is indeed guilty of first degree Cultural Appropriation.



What I find interesting is the fact that Lou isn't entirely wrong! Sure, Lou shot his own argument in the foot by citing a half-dozen other examples of tranny cults. But Lou was at least somewhat correct, in so far as he is not the first tranny to be in a cult. Trannies have a long and proud history of being in cults; it is the cornerstone of their cultural heritage.

Of course, Lou left out a few details:

- Eunuchs are invariably a fringe group; even in those societies where eunuchs are publicly visible, they are exceptional rare, and normies treated them with a mixture of wonder and disdain.​

​

- Historically, eunuchs have been a privileged class. They almost always latch on to the ruling class, serving the interests of their overlords in a sycophantic fashion, in exchange for power and status not afforded to sexually-fit members of the lower classes.​

​

- Trannies have always been insufferable cunts. For example, the Wikipedia article on Galli, which Lou obviously read, states​

"The galli castrated themselves during an ecstatic celebration called the Dies sanguinis, or "Day of Blood", which took place on March 24.[14] On this day of mourning for Attis, they ran around wildly and disheveled. They performed dances to the music of pipes and tambourines, and, in an ecstasy, flogged themselves until they bled.[15] This was followed by a day of feasting and rest.​

...​

They generally wore women's clothing (often yellow), and a turban, pendants, and earrings. They bleached their hair and wore it long, and they wore heavy makeup. They wandered around with followers, begging for charity, in return for which they were prepared to tell fortunes."​

Poor personal hygiene, wanton hedonism, self harm and flagellation, dressing how an AGP imagines a sexy woman might look like, ratking-style pack behavior, and having no career except publicly spouting pseudoscientific gibberish and begging for charity. HMMMMM.​

​

- Tolerance of eunuchs never lasts. Sooner or later (usually sooner), the rest of society gets sick of their shit and purges them.​

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lou's eye is much farther gone than most of us expected. Time to start begging for a 30-inch iPad.
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https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461445241853018114 | https://archive.ph/wip/z8A83
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461450103676362757 | https://archive.ph/wip/BCs1J
https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1461451106907787269 | https://archive.ph/wip/dLJzp

This is not how you saw this going at all, is it, Lou? Chugga chugga whoo whoo!

Why is Lou upset? This is what he's wanted all along. This is what he's been trying to do, what every bowl of spaghetti has been for. This is what he's been citing when he grifts for larger screens... wait, was he not experiencing retinopathy before? Was he telling lies before now?

Congratulations on reality making your words into truth, Lou. Finish going blind as fast as you can so you can really be no-more-work disabled.

even considering how horridly he's living his life how is his eyesight getting this much worse this fast? Even by Loubeetus standards this seems suspiciously fast.

Lou's diabetes wasn't diagnosed from a high BG caught at a routine wellness screening. Lou had to have been an uncontrolled diabetic for a long time before his diagnosis; he couldn't feel his feet at all and had a tunneling foot ulcer that turned into osteomyelitis. We can extrapolate the condition of his feet to his eyes, his kidneys, the entire rest of his body.

- Trannies have always been insufferable cunts. For example, the Wikipedia article on Galli, which Lou obviously read, states

"The galli castrated themselves during an ecstatic celebration called the Dies sanguinis, or "Day of Blood", which took place on March 24.[14] On this day of mourning for Attis, they ran around wildly and disheveled. They performed dances to the music of pipes and tambourines, and, in an ecstasy, flogged themselves until they bled.[15] This was followed by a day of feasting and rest.​

...​

They generally wore women's clothing (often yellow), and a turban, pendants, and earrings. They bleached their hair and wore it long, and they wore heavy makeup. They wandered around with followers, begging for charity, in return for which they were prepared to tell fortunes."​

Poor personal hygiene, wanton hedonism, self harm and flagellation, dressing how an AGP imagines a sexy woman might look like, ratking-style pack behavior, and having no career except publicly spouting pseudoscientific gibberish and begging for charity. HMMMMM.​

You know, at least these guys bothered to castrate themselves before they started begging, and at least tried to wear women's clothing. Shows the can-do spirit!

I'm not sure Lou can even reach his genitals, and I know he doesn't have the stamina to dance wildly in an ecstasy of blood.

The transgender community has gone way downhill since 200 BCE. It's these damn phones.

 

[Solid Snek]

You know, at least these guys bothered to castrate themselves before they started begging, and at least tried to wear women's clothing. Shows the can-do spirit!

I'm not sure Lou can even reach his genitals, and I know he doesn't have the stamina to dance wildly in an ecstasy of blood.

The transgender community has gone way downhill since 200 BCE. It's these damn phones.

Yeah, Lou's probably the lowest-effort tranny I've ever seen. Even SecretGamerGirl puts in more work.

Had Lou been born in Ancient Italy, and been offered the chance to join a Troon Priesthood within one of Rome's tranny cults, he'd still find a way to complain.
"They're making me walk a half hour to the temple!"
"My dad took the oxen to Napoli today; I have to see the doctor about my plague and Uber doesn't exist yet!"
"I hate doing this, but I have some bills coming up. First I'm going to buy a want (three amphorae of delicious garum and a fresco of a naked Nubian sphinxwoman! yum yum), but then I'm going to ask yinz Citizens for help so I can get the sacrificial chickens my God demands of me. If you can spare some denari, you can; if you can't, you can't."

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou has made another voice tweet and complained about how he can't do this on Twitter for desktop. The idiot had the phone in his pocket for most of the recording though so most of what he says is impossible to understand.

Alekys "Ace" Silverwind on Twitter: "I genuinely don’t know if anyone…

archived 19 Nov 2021 00:05:47 UTC

archive.md

Spoiler: Transcript

"Hey there guys. Ace (or Aleksys, or even just Alex) here, um.. (it becomes incredibly muffled from here onward) Sorry about my voice, I know I'm not the most feminine. Just wanted to explain for..(??).. I have retinal neuropathy in my right eye, the bars and everything else that's in my eye is there permanently in that eye, what we're working on is ensuring that it doesn't get to my left eye, cuz if it does then I'm screwed. (There's an entire patch here that's too muffled and poppy to transcribe)--need one more birthday present, and just generally live life, because right now I'm an emotional mess, a mental mess. I don't know how long this'll be, so I'll see you later."

Looks like we've entered the Blindness saga of Lou's journey to a diabetic death.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Amazing how the worst looking of these 4 recolors is winning the poll.

Perhaps the farms lou madness tournament has some fans. A silent majority as dsp would call them. Only real this time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Imagine Lou aimlessly waddling around Walmart with one of those blind sticks, smacking children and knocking shit off shelves until he reaches that place where they sell the tablets so he can harass the unfortunate fucker who got stuck in the electronics section.