11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year

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Flavius Anthemius said:
You know in none of Chris's letters he showed absolutely no concern for any of his actual attachments he left behind, mostly being all those cats he has. I'm not sure Barb is in the right state of mind to make sure all those cats are all adequately looked after, if it takes a year for these continuance to cease, then on his return he could find himself with a bunch of his pets "missing" or more feral animals start overrunning the hoard.
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In his message to Sean before his arrest he said the cats were safe. Who knows how true that was or if it still applies.
 
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I know barbs not going to the merge in the sky anytime soon but what happens to the case if she dies?.
 
A Grey Cat said:
One thing's for sure, the bars are gonna be packed Tonight. Packed with courthouse receptionists and phone operators all sick and tired of taking 50 calls all asking, " can I get the latest on the case of Virginia vs Chandler?"
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Virginia vs Chandler has a nice ring to it for a movie, but personally, as unlikely as it is, I still like The United States of America vs Chandler. It is America's Favourite Past-Time afterall.
 
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StickFruit said:
Son of a bitch.

I swear, the heat death of the universe could occur tomorrow and all that would remain of existence is Chris floating in the endless void, wondering when is the next time he’ll get to play with his toys and Legos again.
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But there was now no Jerkops to whom Chris Chan might give the answer of the last question. No matter. The answer -- by demonstration -- would take care of that, too.

For another timeless interval, Chris Chan meditated on a Turkish Prayer Rug how best to do this. Carefully, Chris Chan organized the program.

The consciousness of Chris Chan encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done.

And Chris Chan said, "ZAP TO THE EXTREME!"

And there was light----

(With apologies to Asimov.)
 
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What the shit said:
When can we see his case in the Supreme Court and it ends up setting a legal precedent?
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When Clarence Thomas authors his groundbreaking opinion authorizing the government to herd the weebs into camps and exterminate them in the least humane way possible. Following this landmark decision Thomas will become the first Supreme Court Justice elected President (and not the other way around)
 
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Maybe a mod should stick this in the Featured Content section just avoid any newbies asking about the trial.
Muu said:
I know barbs not going to the merge in the sky anytime soon but what happens to the case if she dies?.
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I think it's possible that they do have forensic evidence that a sexual act took place, since just a few days after Barb was taken to the hospital for a wellness check by police, Chris Chan was arrested and slapped with an incest charge (no charges for bank account theft or violating the protection order, which were also reported to authorities - but an incest charge specifically).

The other possibility is that Barb admitted to the police that a sexual act (whether consensual or not) took place during the wellness check, so even if Barb were to kick the bucket, they still might be able to use whatever evidence they gathered during Barb's wellness check - such as forensic evidence or witness testimony that Barb admitted that something happened.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
You know in none of Chris's letters he showed absolutely no concern for any of his actual attachments he left behind, mostly being all those cats he has. I'm not sure Barb is in the right state of mind to make sure all those cats are all adequately looked after, if it takes a year for these continuance to cease, then on his return he could find himself with a bunch of his pets "missing" or more feral animals start overrunning the hoard.
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His neighbors are helping take care of his pets. As far as I'm aware, they've pretty much kept maintenance of the house - i.e, cutting the lawn, trimming down all those weeds. They've kept good care of the property. Ironically so, as Chris couldn't give a flying fuck as he was happy playing in his own little world.

EDIT: A couple of weens went out of their way to visit Branchland Court. They took some photos, too.

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SaintChristopher69 said:
His neighbors are helping take care of his pets. As far as I'm aware, they've pretty much kept maintenance of the house - i.e, cutting the lawn, trimming down all those weeds. They've kept good care of the property. Ironically so, as Chris couldn't give a flying fuck as he was happy playing in his own little world.

EDIT: A couple of weens went out of their way to visit Branchland Court. They took some photos, too.

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Classy face/neck tattoos on the lady-ween. Now I’m both a pierced and tattooed individual myself, but there’s just something so trashy about that sort of stuff in my eyes.

At least make it a nice-looking “sleeve” and not just these shit-scribbles.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
If Kyle Rittenhouse is convicted of murder and Chris ends up walking with time served, strict probation and Court ordered therapy then we won't be living in your average everyday clown world, we'll have reached.... advanced clown world.
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There are 3 trials worth following so far this month (not sure if there are more, Metokur mentioned how there were a lot of people being locked up).

- Kyle Rittenhouse (most popular one being followed right now)
- Chris-Chan (Which everyone figured was going to be delayed)
- Sines vs Kessler (Trial about whether there was a conspiracy to commit violence in Charlottesville in 2017 by UTR organizers) this one no one is really following.

1 and 3 have both kind of been show trials, where portions of videos but not whole videos are allowed to juries. In the case of Chris-Chan, I'm wagering that the courts will go pretty lenient on him.

The U.S. justice system seems more eager to crack down on political figures than psychopaths (as evidenced by a Black teenager's shooting of a school earlier in a month given a low bail compared to Kyle's and the father of a girl raped by a tranny being waved away and covered up by the school as well that happened I believe in September or October).

I think clown world has already reached America. You're getting punished based on your "perceived intent" harsher than your actual actions. I'm hoping Chris gets the book thrown at him though.
 
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Faggery Daggery Doo said:
Canada doesn't want exceptional welfare leeches, so I don't think that will happen.

I'm not saying that to be funny, either. From what I have heard, it's hard for tards to emigrate there because Canada doesn't want people who can't contribute to their economy.
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Were that true, Jessica Yaniv would have been deported.

The Canucks take pride in being a welfare state because it makes them better than dumb ol Murikkka.

"Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you" - Pierre Trudeau (probably)
 
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SaintChristopher69 said:
His neighbors are helping take care of his pets. As far as I'm aware, they've pretty much kept maintenance of the house - i.e, cutting the lawn, trimming down all those weeds. They've kept good care of the property. Ironically so, as Chris couldn't give a flying fuck as he was happy playing in his own little world.

EDIT: A couple of weens went out of their way to visit Branchland Court. They took some photos, too.

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I remember when the internet was inhabited by interesting people and schizos. Places like Newgrounds or Ebaumsworld had some of the best content. Classic Youtube was an amateur video channel more interesting than TV in some cases. Forums contained people who knew things that were difficult to find such as rumors on how to cheat in a video game. Then you had sites where people were ranting about Secret Reptile people ruling over everyone. Good times.

Now internet people are all trannies and freaks. You got two dudes that look like they're clerks for some 1980s porn shop and a chick (I think it's a girl) that covers her head and neck in ugly tattoos because daddy didn't buy her a pony. These are the most normal looking people I've seen around the Chandler house too, don't get me started on the Teen Troon Squad.
 
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