Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat needs to get on Reddit and screech impotently at this imposter child

From the legal advice sub My husband basically took out a loan without me knowing. We cant afford it [Milwaukee]
My husband and I are science fiction writers. He accepted money from a professional association we are both members of to fund a lawsuit.

The problem is that as part of the conditions for accepting the loan, he agreed (without me knowing) that if the lawsuit failed, he would have to pay back all the money he took.

The lawsuit currently has not gone our way and I am only finding out about these repayment terms now. Its a six figure sum of money and we simply cannot afford it.

I cant talk to him about it because he is incomplete denial about the lawsuit. He keep saying that its going well but I know its not. Whenever I try to talk to him about it, he tells me to be quiet and calls me a child and says I have nothing to say.

Do i have any options here? If we have to pay back the full amount, we might lose out half-home.
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From one of the relationship subs I hate my Husband
I had a realization this morning that I no longer love the man I married this morning.

He’s a writer. We both are. My husband can be a sweet, intelligent and witty person when he wants but otherwise can just be stubborn. He has gained weight and refuses to acknowledge it. He is almost always irritable and condescending to me. He spends all day on twitter. He says its important, that he is promoting his books, but he just spends his all day arguing with people about politics. At times, he says I’m stupid and don’t know anything and should just shut my mouth because I have nothing to say. When he is especially bad, he calls be ‘child’ and ‘baby’ (not in an endearing way). I want to believe he doesn’t know how much he hurts me but I’m not sure. I chalk it up to stress from the legal case, but I still don’t deserve this. Nobody does.

The last straw came recently. He sat me down a while ago and said he had to tell get something off his chest. He accepted money from a professional organization we are both affiliated with to fund an anti-harassment lawsuit. He said that if we did not win the lawsuit, we would have to pay the organisation back the money we accepted from them. We both do okay as writers, but this is a six-figure sum of money that we would owe; money we don’t have. I just could not believe he would conceal something so massive from me. Potentially, this means we would have to re-mortgage our home.

At times, I’m scared of him. He is a self-described ‘drunk with anger management issues’. He owns numerous guns. He ex-wife doesn’t allow him to see his child. He gaslight me everyday saying the lawsuit is going well when I know its not.

His family has a saying "dont let the idiots win". I finally realized that I was the idiot.

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When I first saw the legal advice thread I so wanted it to be real :sigh:
 
I have a very serious question, I know a ton of folks have claimed too, but has anyone actually farted in his ex wife's vagina? I know we have a policy of no neghole pozzing here, but is farting in a woman's vagina (with her consent of course) really pozloading my neghole?
There was one guy who snuck into Pat's half-hovel to try and find out. His camera went on the fritz so he could only draw what he saw. Do NOT click this if you are at work. All credit to some guy on reddit named 'Handsome Blue'.

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Now onto less serious matters. Our 'classic conservative' is advocating for completely removing a person's right to claim self-defense if they're openly carring an assault rifle, some guy disagrees and Pat calls him an 'abject coward.'

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To show that he's not an 'abject coward' Pat starts to hide the guys tweets and snipe at him from behind a block. What a brave boy our piglet is!

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Pat's twitter is full of more Rittenhouse and Biden sperging, nothing that interesting. I did miss this yesterday though.

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This is a guy who tries to lecture men on not approaching women in pubic, what a creep.

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He's also married. I'm sure his wife would love to know that he's hitting on other women on twitter, and all the loving things he says about her.

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Pat's twitter is full of more Rittenhouse and Biden sperging, nothing that interesting. I did miss this yesterday though.

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This is a guy who tries to lecture men on not approaching women in pubic, what a creep.

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He's also married. I'm sure his wife would love to know that he's hitting on other women on twitter, and all the loving things he says about her.

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His in-laws must be so proud
 
Pat thought of a totally brand new joke about a republican.

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Only got one like in an hour, he really wanted it to go viral. He tries again,

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And again...

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And again... He REALLY wants to taste that sweet viral feeling.

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Wonder why it's not doing so well? Maybe because someone else already tweeted it in the original thread about an hour before Pat stole it from her. Another example of our piglet being a joke thief.

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Pat thought of a totally brand new joke about a republican.

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Only got one like in an hour, he really wanted it to go viral. He tries again,

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And again...

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And again... He REALLY wants to taste that sweet viral feeling.

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Wonder why it's not doing so well? Maybe because someone else already tweeted it in the original thread about an hour before Pat stole it from her. Another example of our piglet being a joke thief.

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Who the hell is Nestor? The video game character?

Also Rick Wilson's "Trolls gonna troll" has officially overloaded my irony circuits. Can someone help fund some new ones for me?
 
Pat's twitter is full of more Rittenhouse and Biden sperging, nothing that interesting. I did miss this yesterday though.

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This is a guy who tries to lecture men on not approaching women in pubic, what a creep.

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He's also married. I'm sure his wife would love to know that he's hitting on other women on twitter, and all the loving things he says about her.

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Loving the absolute woman moment of pretending you can't predict the length of a dress on your body and don't bother trying it on and using it as an excuse to blast your ass all over social media.
Kinda flies in the face of Rick's little pep talk when he's gawking at a woman screaming "LOOK AT MY PUSSY AREA" in the middle of the day, by herself.
 
Why the fuck are mods coming in here and deleting comments for being "off topic"? We can't talk about something that Patrick gave his shitty hot-take on? That's ALL the Movieblob thread is, just shitting on whatever he said that day and then giving your opinion on the matter.
I'm not a mod, but there's a big difference between shitting on someone's hot take and dwelling on the subject of the hot take to the exclusion of the actual thread topic.

How about we discuss Fat Rick for a while, and stop trying to play the refs.
 
Why the fuck are mods coming in here and deleting comments for being "off topic"? We can't talk about something that Patrick gave his shitty hot-take on? That's ALL the Movieblob thread is, just shitting on whatever he said that day and then giving your opinion on the matter.
Probably depends on the number of reports they get and how painful their dilation was that particular day.
 
Why the fuck are mods coming in here and deleting comments for being "off topic"? We can't talk about something that Patrick gave his shitty hot-take on? That's ALL the Movieblob thread is, just shitting on whatever he said that day and then giving your opinion on the matter.
Maybe it's Patrick logging on to report posts he don't like.
 
Pat's twitter is full of more Rittenhouse and Biden sperging, nothing that interesting. I did miss this yesterday though.

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Imagine being the kind of drooling moron that gives these attention whores on Twitter the attention and validation they are looking for.

No Fatrick, I know you're too fucking stupid to read between the lines but she ISN'T actually complaining about the dress.

This is the kind of guy that would reply with "Aww you're not" to a girl saying "I'm fat".
 
Yeah I read Gate Crashers. It’s an attempt to rip off Joss Whedon banter with poor results. The characters get puddle deep development, get into relationships without any real explanation beyond ‘oh they are both nerds so of course’, the aliens spend half the book not being described so yeah you know they have crests or claws but no definition as to what that means, the climax of the plot where you are supposed to be most invested in what’s about to happen and things are most dire is interrupted by wacky hijinks from a cult, and the ships are just dildos with extra parts.
I am not kidding.
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and yes he DOES use his favorite word in his prose!
“Really, child? Is that what the frowny face is about?”
And boy does he make the quips!
It was a successor to the Really Large Hadron Collider in response to the failure of the Second (We Think That’s Got it) Theory of Everything. The few physicists brave and/or delusional enough to tackle the Third (Fine, You Do it, Then) Theory of Everything ran their experiments inside. The array could also beam power to yanks on their way out of the system, and again on the way back in, greatly reducing the reactor mass they needed to carry. It was built by a French consortium whose institutional experience spanned centuries, all the way back to the original LHC. The drawbacks to the French team were that the Unicycle only worked thirty hours per week and frequently started smoking.
Or, if you like, the combined power output of forty-five billion horses, without the grain requirements or stables to muck.
“Well, that’s a good question, one that hasn’t really been answered yet. At this point it’s more an issue of who we ask for money and how much we tell them about how we spend it.” “So we’re like teenagers?” asked Felix.
I won’t assail you with more quotes. But man these characters are all one note. You have a big boisterous captain who is big, also boisterous. You have an alien whose species has to take pills to feel emotion but is drug free and the payoff for that character is…he feels happy finally because he gets drunk. You have the evil aliens who are supposed to be villains but come off as dopes who are easily beaten. Compare that to fucking Ender’s Game or some other hard scifi and you just have things that happen with no impact or investment. Nothing feels like heavy even when planets die and characters do too because in the next page you’ll have shit like aliens quipping about having seen Star Trek and English being a common language (but somehow aliens don’t know how long a second is?) and oh yeah isn’t it funny how humans started a war over a dispute between an LOTR festival and Star Trek LARP being scheduled at the same time? I mean even popcorn novels give you a reason to care about what happens, but not here!
Ultimately Rick has an outline for maybe an interesting universe but none of the details are there and the characters can’t carry the story because sometimes they disappear for so long you forget about them. The result is wasted pages making lame jokes instead of full people and by the end you can tell he decided to just end the whole thing early instead of evolving anything worthwhile or captivating. It’s shit from a butt.
 
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