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How thoughtful of Alyssa to introduce her mother to Bonnie, it means that when this inevitably ends up as a murder miniseries on Netflix we can get those nice interviews with the family.
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I'm going with the second option being the cringiest. It's such a scathing rebuke of your parenting if your daughter brings home Bonnie, that I have to imagine Alyssa's mom would turn inside out from the sheer magnitude of cringe if that were to actually happen.Imagine introducing Bonnie to your mother.
Imagine being a mother and having Bonnie introduced to you.
Which one made you cringe harder? The first makes me want to die of embarrassment but the latter makes me want to die of disappointment.
Is “Intervention” still a show..?I'm going with the second option being the cringiest. It's such a scathing rebuke of your parenting if your daughter brings home Bonnie, that I have to imagine Alyssa's mom would turn inside out from the sheer magnitude of cringe if that were to actually happen.
Maybe she's in a crash period, then.Also, looks like he's getting to know her mom.
The realization that after 30 years of love, effort, tears, and sacrifice that my daughter was truly beyond fixing would break me into dust. I would be inconsolable. Even if she broke up with him the proof that she is too stupid and mentally broken to exist is already there. I'd rather be the one introducing the crazy person to someone else, at least I would be too blinded by love and my own sever emotional hangups to be embarrassed.Imagine introducing Bonnie to your mother.
Imagine being a mother and having Bonnie introduced to you.
Which one made you cringe harder? The first makes me want to die of embarrassment but the latter makes me want to die of disappointment.
Let's be realistic though. Someone has posted proof that her sister might be a bit of a munchie. People like Alyssa don't just pop out of nowhere too.Maybe she's in a crash period, then.
Also if this ends in Bonnie fucking her mom I demand all the islamic stickers.
The realization that after 30 years of love, effort, tears, and sacrifice that my daughter was truly beyond fixing would break me into dust. I would be inconsolable. Even if she broke up with him the proof that she is too stupid and mentally broken to exist is already there. I'd rather be the one introducing the crazy person to someone else, at least I would be too blinded by love and my own sever emotional hangups to be embarrassed.
Alydsa constantly talks shit about how much she hates her mom, you look at the *gestures vaguely* that is Bonnie and you tell me that's not a 'fuck you mom and dad' boyfriend.I'm going with the second option being the cringiest. It's such a scathing rebuke of your parenting if your daughter brings home Bonnie, that I have to imagine Alyssa's mom would turn inside out from the sheer magnitude of cringe if that were to actually happen.
She was abducted and sold into a child sex ring twice, maybe three times before she was 18. The only positive influence in her life was a one-eyed Mexican samurai. If you had to live through that you too would have a robot baby headmate that begs their roommate to bareback their stank ass pussy.Something happened there with her family life to make Alyssa the way she is
that’s somehow even going beyond “fuck you mom and dad” territory.Alydsa constantly talks shit about how much she hates her mom, you look at the *gestures vaguely* that is Bonnie and you tell me that's not a 'fuck you mom and dad' boyfriend.
From his response to Kindness, it really does seem like Fat Paul has never had a girlfriend before or been around girls enough to know how we behave outside of porn/movies. Alyssa feeds him line after line about how amazing he is, love bombing and stroking his voracious ego, and he has lapped it up. He's an arrogant sucker, she's a munchie junkie and they both believe they are cleverly manipulating the other. It's truly a love story for the ages.I've never been so glad that none of my friends ever had a date like Bonnie. He's so cringe I'm dying of second hand embarrassment.
Bonnie’s “idk why I’m so good at hypnotizing Kindness”... bro it’s because she’s playing along. It’s roleplay, just like the headmates and the gender bullshit and the multiple chronic illnesses. You’re living in a pretend world and somehow you’re too dumb to know you’re pretendingwell, Bonnie’s still at her place confirmed [A]
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It's not like either would be a lie, so whatever.Bon posted that "we are very sick." Thought he meant him and Alyssa at first, but then I remembered that he's larping as multiple people
I literally have no idea why anyone who knows about Tran Ranch would be kinder to Pablo Gordo because of it aside from "please don't sic your mentally ill gunmen on me".Also, looks like he's getting to know her mom...
No you got her very true, very real story wrong. She was sex trafficked by the same group of people throughout her life. They would kidnap her at night while her parents were sleeping. She implies that her parents may have been in on it. She ran away to escape her traffickers and that's where she met a Mexican "half blind swordsman" and helped an orphan baby find a home.She was abducted and sold into a child sex ring twice, maybe three times before she was 18. The only positive influence in her life was a one-eyed Mexican samurai. If you had to live through that you too would have a robot baby headmate that begs their roommate to bareback their stank ass pussy.
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.
both answers apply.Bon posted that "we are very sick." Thought he meant him and Alyssa at first, but then I remembered that he's larping as multiple people
They get a fair bit of non-critical, lightweight news and press coverage in the Denver area. To the average left-leaning person who generally thinks the lgbts have a tough time, without knowing any details, I’m sure the concept sounds like a good cause, like “good for them!”.I literally have no idea why anyone who knows about Tran Ranch would be kinder to Pablo Gordo because of it aside from "please don't sic your mentally ill gunmen on me".
I certainly hope her Mom googles the ranch to learn even more about it now that she knows her daughter is shacking up with one of them. Maybe she could have a little talk with Bonnie about his "latex allergy". If I were her, I'd offer to fund his gender reassignment surgery. No way would I want a half lardass, all sped grand kid.They get a fair bit of non-critical, lightweight news and press coverage in the Denver area. To the average left-leaning person who generally thinks the lgbts have a tough time, without knowing any details, I’m sure the concept sounds like a good cause, like “good for them!”.
I think Mom is hoping to offload Alyssa to the tranch. She's been dealing with this shit for years and it would be cheaper to ship Alyssa up there and provide an allowance instead of paying the damn rent every month.I literally have no idea why anyone who knows about Tran Ranch would be kinder to Pablo Gordo because of it aside from "please don't sic your mentally ill gunmen on me".