Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

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What do you think will happen?

  • Guilty on all charges

    Votes: 282 8.8%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 1,077 33.7%
  • Mistral

    Votes: 264 8.3%
  • Mixture of verdicts

    Votes: 479 15.0%
  • Minecraft

    Votes: 213 6.7%
  • Roblox

    Votes: 132 4.1%
  • Runescape

    Votes: 203 6.3%
  • Somehow Guilty Of Two Mutually Exclusive Actions

    Votes: 514 16.1%
  • KYLE WILL SUBMIT TO BBC

    Votes: 35 1.1%

  • Total voters
    3,199
  • Poll closed .
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Even Shaggy is seething. Also, lol at ICE abolitionist... what does that have to do with anything?
 
>You're a lawyer
>For the state
>You do it for average pay
>You 'preserve justice' in a serious way
>You power trip on bullying state attorneys
>You take it up the ass
>But it's okay, you have the court room
>Kenosha trial comes up
>Agent 47 kills every witness
>Your assistant can't forge and hide enough evidence
>You're sneeding so hard you can't even remember the amendments
>Schizopost during closing
>Sleepy defense guy wakes up and fucks you harder than you ever were
>Your last line of defense is 16 pixels
>It all goes south

GET FUCKED, BINGER YOU WHITE NIGGER.
 
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