Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[The Last Stand]

Elijah Schaffer from Slightly Offensive just said in a video that he talked to Kyle, he was crying but happy and they plan on going after Biden and CNN for defamation. Sorry for the direct link idk how to archive YouTube videos

BREAKING: Rittenhouse Acquitted on All Charges!

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PLEASE do. They did that to themselves.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Kyle, our boy, did it.
He beat the system, He is a fucking icon.
Time to celebrate with some rum tonight.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

It often seems that, in many such cases, the guy on trial will be found not guilty, but the paedophile who is somehow involved in the case will live to molest another day, and the memes will be of an inferior quality.

Or vice versa - a paedophile will be cut down in their child-molesting prime, and the memes will be exemplary - the kind of memes that one might expect to purchase from Harrods or Fortum & Mason - but the guy on trial will go to prison for a long time.

Seldom does the slot machine of justice yield the trifecta of Full Acquittal, Dead paedophile, and Kobe-grade memes, and then rain down a torrent of salty coins upon the blessed and the butthurt.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Richards: "Getting rid of the first two lawyers" Whoa there's no love lost for the lawyers that attached themselves to Kyle at the beginning.

 

[TheClappening]

Seeing Rackets entire panel ripping on Barnes is good.

I don't have your disdain of Barnes, but I chuckled when Hoeg Law expressed some disbelief at Barne's handwriting sorcery.

 

[HumanHive]

Sufficient Velocity is Spacebattles' exceptional leftier younger brother. Here's their Kyle sneed thread.

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-trial-of-kyle-rittenhouse.96391/page-29?post=22071475#post-22071475

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We desperately need a Spacebattles Whitehall / SV community watch thread. I'd make it myself, but I just avoid Whitehall by habit so I wouldn't know many of the major players.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

“I AM A MONUMENT!!!!”

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Also, FUCK BLACK RIFLE COFFEE! ALL MY NIGGAS HATE BLACK SHIT.
Those niggers are probably seething right now.

 

[Creep3r]

Spacebattles on suicide watch

Considering how suicidal those pretentious asswipes have been the last decade, they might as well rename themselves to Suicidebattles since thoughts of suicide are the only things they ever really do battle with.

 

[gay]

Some woman. Had a panic attack I guess? No clue.
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somewhere, Kyle just got a message he can launch an UAV.

attention ape

Watch "attention ape" on Streamable.

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[Meat Target]

Federal charges unlikely, says Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Federal law only applies in homicide cases in vary narrow circumstances, such as the crime occurring on federal land or the victim being an elected federal official.

Rittenhouse was not accused of a hate crime. He is not a member of law enforcement and therefore cannot be charged with depriving anyone of their civil rights as a government agent. He was not accused of a robbery involving a federally insured business, like a bank, or interfering with interstate commerce.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I kinda like the idea of the thread being locked at 1776 pages just for the symbolism, but then we'd miss out on all the funposting.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

“I AM A MONUMENT!!!!”
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A monument to how social media and the MSM can warp your mind.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

I'm so fucking happy right now. God is Good.

Kyle Rittenhaus is now a legend. This is a great victory for the right side.

Celebration time.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

LOL GET FUCKED COMMIES

 

[Oxous]

Madison Cawthorn has made herself the 2nd Congress member to offer Kyle an internship. Considering his track record with pedos I think he'll turn down Gaetz's offer and be more willing to work with her instead.

 

[Reverend]

“I AM A MONUMENT!!!!”
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A literal meme in the making as she screams into her $1,000 iphone.

 

[Jasper2K]

Lets gooooooooo! *chimps out*

 

[Snickerdoodle]

I'm drinking a whole bottle of wine.

I'm going to drink two. About to run to the store. I'm elated. Pouring this wine out for a real American icon and hero.

 

[WutangLee]